Thread by @rejectedjokes

I have also started Game of Thrones for the first time, so I can finally get the references everyone made 10 years ago.

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Season 1 Episode 6. Chekhov's eggs.

Season 1 finale and this much is certain- winter is coming. And if it isn’t, a lot of people in this show are liars.

Jason Mamoa was great and didn’t have a lot of lines to memorize.

Worried about what Jon Snow’s direwolf thinks about his coat made of animal fur. Assume they have a weird convo about it in the next ep.

I now understand that weird “child king breast feeding” Halloween costume from a decade ago.

Imagine if winter wasn’t coming and this was all just a bit.

On season 2 episode 4, if I had to predict who will sit on the throne in the end it would be the mother of dragons. Cuz she’s a bad ass. Shes going against all odds and… she has dragons. I mean she’s the only one that has three dragons. Will update if my prediction changes.

Funny to think of the boy king running lines with his parents.

…smoke monster birth…

A killing genie enters! You get 3 wishes… of people to kill. Would have loved a “never had a friend like me” musical number about those deaths but understand how it would have hurt the flow of the scene.

Update on winter: still coming.

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?????????

Rooting for Hordor, who has fewer lines to memorize than Mamoa.

Was in the middle of writing a tweet about how this actor just had a great scene and I am excited to see more of him. But he died before I could press send. Anyway, winter hasn’t been talked about for this entire episode. Wonder if people forgot it’s coming.

Worried how little water everyone is drinking.

Wildfire has entered the chat.

Peter Dinklage just did his “today is our Independence Day” speech after the kid king bailed. Dinklage was of course amazing. He better not die. But I feel like he was at the Emmys for a whole bunch of years in a row. So he should be safe for now.

Gonna need a W for Sophie Turner’s character.

Remember the smoke monster that was birthed into the world and then immediately killed a person before peacing out? Is that thing still around? Feel like no one is talking about it anymore. Good news is mom seems to be doing well since the birth.

Loved this guy. Bummed to see him go. Sad he never got to see winter come.

Old man winter is coming.

I am invested in a lot of characters in this show. But this one is top 10. Happy to see him make it to the beginning of season 3. Godspeed sir, may you be protected from winter, which is on its third season of coming.

UPDATE!!! I LOVE GIANTS!!!

Hoping Jon Snow’s first time is special.

Uh oh.

I…I was a rat… but inside a chef’s hat. And this chef was doing the recipes all wrong. I had to do something… so I pulled his hair to control his hands. The recipes. I saved them. But the restaurant will fall to shambles if I don’t return…

I am now 22 hours in and I know maybe 6 of the character’s names. One of which says his name when he talks.

WHATS THIS??? A NATHALIE AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS TEAM UP????
Also I’m predicting the dragon she just traded kills it’s new asshole owner and flies back to mama before season 3 is up.

OH WE ARE CHOPPING HANDS NOW?????

Pordrick being incredible in bed is perfect.

The team up we deserve.

I know Pedro is in this show. I just don’t know when or how. But I’m hoping he appears by chopping off someone’s head, then there’s a toe to head shot and he winks at camera or says something like “whoops”

From previous tweet- Also I’m predicting the dragon she just traded kills it’s new asshole owner and flies back to mama before season 3 is up.
- sometimes I nail it and it feels great.

Shit is getting AWFULLY INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!

His first time WAS special. Happy for Jonny boy.

Give him the iron throne. Even if it’s just for 24 hours. He deserves it all.

This show was probably not designed to be binged all the way through while exhausted from COVID.

It’s sweet watching these dragons grow up.

Female warrior plus handless wonder vs a bear. It’s a stalemate. The most confused person in the arena, the bear. It’s just chilling now. All the bear knew was killing. But now it doesn’t have to be about Killing. Big wake up call for the bear. Big life moment.

I want Sansa Stark’s first time to be special.

The chopped off head budget on this show is astronomical.

I want this guy’s first time to be special.

His first time was special.

The original Eleven.

What. In. The. Wild. World. Of. Fuck. So many terrible things just happened in a 60 second span. So much death. I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MANY BAD THINGS JUST HAPPENED. THERE ARE NO RULES. NOBODY IS SAFE. WHERE THE FUCK IS WINTER????

HOW THE FUCK DID PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP AFTER WATCHING THIS EPISODE??????? I CANT EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE TO WATCH THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE EP WHEN IT CAME OUT WITH A GROUP OF PEOPLE. MUST HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY MAYHEM.

AND THAT WASN’T EVEN THE SEASON FINALE!!! So smart to make it the second to last episode. Didn’t see it coming from a mile away. Hope Podrick is doing well.

I no joke just had to watch the “And Maggie Makes Three” episode of the Simpsons to relax myself for bed. One of my favorite eps. Must now rethink watching Games of Thrones right before bed while I have COVID.

After all that action, we are back to whisper talking in dark rooms.

This is the mother fucking way.

The only things I knew before watching this show were-
- There’s a throne made of swords (there was a Parks ep where Adam Scott sat in it)
- There are dragons
- Pedro is in it & he should have worn goggles for one of his scenes. Hope he sticks around a while before the eye thing

My prediction. Pedro kills the father Lannister and MAYBE one more important Lannister and then someone we don’t expect takes him out when he’s wounded. And even with the eye thing he looks fucking great when he dies. Also nobody has talked about winter for this whole episode.

Dinklage is great in every scene.

Still figuring out arrow logic. Sometimes one shot anywhere on the body is instant death. Sometimes three shots all over and you can still get on your horse ride away and be right as rain the next day.

Still traumatized from the last wedding on this show. Hard to watch another one and not be terrified for every second of it.

CAN WE NOT GET THROUGH A SINGLE WEDDING WITHOUT SOMEONE GETTING MURDERED?!?!???

Give these two a comedic spin off. 22 episodes. They work on a farm pretending to be father and daughter.

The candle budget on this show is unhinged.

WE HAVE A COURTROOM DRAMA EPISODE ON OUR HANDS!!!!

Is there a cap on the amount of names people can call themselves? Cuz it takes about 5 minutes for someone to say what up to the Mother of Dragons right now.

Really gonna need that W for Sophie Turner’s character.

Alt title for Game of Thrones- “These Starks Can’t Catch a Break”

This episode should have been called the pillar and the stones.

LOVE IS IN THE AIR FOR NATH AND RALEIGH RITCHIE! Rooting it on and hoping everyone stays alive enough to enjoy it! Also literally ZERO WORD about winter in the past few episodes. Making me wonder if everyone forgot it’s coming. Because it is coming, right? It wasn’t written out?

Feels weird that the North stretches way into the west, east and south.

Really don’t want Pedro to die fighting this enormous dude. Need him alive enough to have another 100 scenes with Dinklage.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!! Let me enjoy a new character for at least a full season first!!! EVER SINCE THE RED WEDDING THERE ARE NO RULES. PEDRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!WINTER????!!!!!

This made it even worse.

Everyone must have been so pissed when this happened, right? No way could you have seen that coming so early. Our sweet Prince. I get why everyone went crazy for him in this show. I am upset. Dinklage better be fine. I don’t know if I could handle Dinklage dying too.

I was a dog… but I was solving mysteries and eating snacks… we had a van… in the end the White Walker was just an old man in a costume…

Not one person defending the wall has mentioned the weaponized woolly mammoths yet. Not even a whoa you see the woolly mammoth down there? Didn’t know those existed still.

THE GIANT HAS A GIANT BOW AND ARROW!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been hurt too many times this season. No way does Jon Snow, his friend and Ygritte make it through this wall episode. It’s all too much. Somebody is gonna die by sacrificing themselves for someone else. And I’m gonna be sad again. An endless well of sadness and loss.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET ME HAVE 10 FUCKING MINUTES WITHOUT LOSS AND SADNESS. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT WINTER ANYMORE. YOU CAN KEEP IT. JUST LET ME HAVE ONE EPISODE WITHOUT UTTER HEARTBREAK.

What if Jon didn’t remember that cave. How awkward that goodbye would have been.

YKNJS

I don’t even know what to root for anymore.

Making you wait four seasons to see if winter will actually come is the Ross and Rachel will they/won’t they of the show.

Gonna need this tree to be FILLED TO THE BRIM with magic.

Sorry let me finish and NOT guarded by a skeleton army. Also that little girl could have given them the heads up that the skeletons had no power in the cave before this girl had to slit her brother’s(?) neck. I mean literally just a quick “he’s safe in here, don’t kill him.”

I’m gonna miss him more than he’ll ever know. This death scene was incredible.

Holy shit. What an incredible season of television. I mean that has to be the best season, right? How do you beat it? What an incredible job by every single human that worked on this show. The stakes were so high that no one even uttered the word winter or mentioned its ETA.

“Trust me, I remember exactly what his eyes looked like. I got this.”

The richest person in Westeros should be a family therapist.

Bearded. Peter. Dinklage.

Have you seen me?

I might have missed something. But this guy was great in his scenes then I can’t seem to find him.

THESE. DRAGONS. ARE. NOT. PSYCHED. TO. BE. CHAINED. UP.

Very excited to see the Oceans 11 type episode coming up where someone goes down there and breaks out the dragons. The dragons are able to sneak by security by stacking up on top of each other and wearing an enormous trench coat and a mustache.

Gwendoline Christie just bumped into two different lost Starks in a three episode span. BUY A LOTTO TICKET MILADY!!!

WILL NO ONE LET GWENDOLINE PROTECT THEM???

Shout out to Podrick for learning how to ride a horse in a fortnight.

Never mind. He blew it.

You can take my identity. But you can never take… my needle.

This was most certainly not the W I wanted for Sophie Turner.

I have seen a million gentle nods in this show. And I shall see a million more.

Rooting for the new kind kid king. I give it 1 more episode till somehow he becomes evil and there’s nothing to root for anymore.

Winter’s ears must be burning. Because it’s back in the convo, baby! Top of the priority list again! Fashionably late but right on time. This time it could be for real! OR IS IT??????

Holy shit… is Sophie tuner gonna end up on that iron throne in the end?

The old man and the grey worm…

YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW!!!??? YOU CANT GO STEALING DEAD PEOPLE’S CATCHPHRASES, WITCH!

Feels like someone should design a piece of armor that would protect all of these wide open necks from being cut in every episode for 5 seasons.

How many awkward dinners must Sophie Turner sit through?

This reek story line is relentless.

How is almost everyone in this show in perfect shape? Regardless of title, access to gym equipment or time to work out. Even the people who just drink wine and eat sausage all day walking around with six packs.

Mother of dragons is gonna get married… which means… another… wedding………… our ratio of horrific weddings to fun and loving weddings is beyond one sided.

Stone men have entered the chat.

There are an endless amount of terrors in this show.

So far there are no winners in the faceless “who are you” game.

What do you do with the bodies I clean? What is beyond that door?

Season 5, ep 6- “the dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.”
It was right after this line when I realized I may have watched too many episodes of game of thrones in a row.

Another classic comedy duo.

SHEEEEEEEE’SSSSSS BAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!! THE BADDEST B! GIVE HER THE IRON THRONE AND ROLL THE CREDITS.

Shit. Another wedding. I’m watching through clenched teeth and covered eyes. Gotta be one RIP right? Maybe the jealous ex girlfriend?

I REPEAT FOR THE THIRD TIME. I AM GONNA NEED A MOTHER FUCKING W FOR SOPHIE TURNER’S CHARACTER.

DO SOMETHING REEK!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL AM I CALLING HIM REEK TOO?!?!?????

It’s all too much now. I don’t get it. Why is this character still on my screen? I’m rooting for the white walkers now.

If he dies, I shut this shit off and watch She-Hulk.

Never mind. He OH MY’ed. I’m still here.

She lets the queen go for a little box of biscuits.

47 hours into watching Game of Thrones. There are hundreds of characters and I know the full names of maybe 7 of them.

If Maisie Williams ever does improv, she should name her group- Oysters, Clams and Cockles.

It’s fun to see the queen in jail!

Hold up. Mother of dragons father is the mad king???? Any relation to this??? PLEASE!!!!

Just fucking jinxed Jon Snow. “He always comes back”. I’m just waiting for heartbreak now.

Wonder if the undead army thinks the lord of bones is making fun of them.

We will never find out. LOB just got beaten to death.

ARE THEY NOT WAITING TILL EPISODE 9 TO DROP THE HAMMER ON THIS WHITE WALKERS BATTLE??? Is there about to be an insane fight one scene after a scene recruiting for an insane fight. IS THIS WINTER??? IS ANYONE AFRAID OF AUTUMN???

HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.

nope

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

I MEAN. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! THAT HAS TO BE A TOP FIVE EPISODE. THIS IS A TV SHOW!!! THAT JUST FELT LIKE A 500 MILLION DOLLAR BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE. THAT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE. I AM BLOWN AWAY.

I hope the director Miguel Sapochnik was allowed to direct anything he wanted to after this. It was so well done. And the ending… when all of the fallen rise while Jon Snow and co are on their little fucking boat… has to be a top 5 episode. AND IT WAS ONLY EP 8 OF THE SEASON!

WAIT A SECOND. WAS THAT WINTER??? HAS IT COME??? IS THE WAIT OVER??? Imagine if it wasn’t and that was just an aggressive fall.

Funny to think of crew members sprinkling fake snow just above the actors while filming these outdoor scenes.

And now, per the guidelines of the show, we go from an episode of extreme action to people talking inside dark rooms for an hour.

Protect her at all costs.

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………why? To hurt me? There is no other reason.

Just want to say that young actress was amazing in every scene she was in. While wearing prosthetics on half her face. And now her character is dead. And I still don’t understand the logic why? Something about king’s blood? Fucking witch.

Take the hint, my dude. She ain’t into it.

WHAT THE SHIT. SOMEONE CALL THE DRAGONS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

They can’t die. No way.

There you go. Toasty swung by to say what up to mommy.

If this dragon dies I’m gonna fucking lose it.

NEVER MIND THEY ARE FLYING AND I ALMOST CRIED IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Stay safe Samwise Gamgee of The Shire.

Happy for her. Now if Podrick somehow kills the torture guy I will be a man well fed.

It’s too late. Reek redeeming himself means nothing to me now. It was too much. I’ve been over-reeked. Even the torture guy dying won’t feel as good as it should. They reeked that too.

A very quick and easy acceptance to the “we don’t choose the people we love… I banged my sister and out you popped” speech. With even the most trivial of convos taking 10 minutes and a counsel, this one was wrapped up nice and neat in 15 seconds by uncdaddy. Onto the next thing.

And the next thing was immediate death. Who would have guessed it.

I missed him.

Feel like the dragon could have found a better drop off point for his mom. On a field filled with hundreds of warriors doesn’t seem ideal.

Am I free to go?
After your atonement.
My atonement?
Yes, we give you a cool Annie Lennox haircut.
The award winning musical artist and activist?
One and the same.

shame

That scene was brutal. Even when bad things happen to bad people it doesn’t feel good.

If we can now bring people back to life on this show, let’s throw a handful of chiclets in Pedro’s mouth, pop in some new eye balls and get him up and running again.

no

no

sno

snow

why?

no

I think this show has made me sicker.

I think I’m done.

Fuck it. I’m 50 hours in. It’s 6:22AM. I’m finally testing negative even though I still have symptoms. FOR THE WATCH.

Hoping for an immediate JUST KIDDING from a very alive Jon Snow in the opening frame.

I did not get it.

Surely if this witch can birth a smoke monster, she can bring Jon Snow back to life.

GWENDOLINE AND THE POD BABBBBBBY!!!! NOW THIS DUDE CAN FUCK AND FIGHT!!!

Love her.

I just pretend they were high school sweethearts from two very different families.

Butch Cassidy and the Stone Arm kid.

This is how I feel without my necklace too.

Love the idea of a Hordor backstory. WILLIS SPIN OFFFFFFF?????? Also was that undead battle the end of winter coming? Cuz nobody is talking about it anymore.

I. Still. Love. Giants.

I know I didn’t nail the last set of eyes but trust me I GOT THIS. I have a photo genetic memory. I remember exactly what her eyes looked like. Cool blue with red skin around them. ITS GONNA LOOK AMAZING! You’re gonna think she’s just lying there alive with her real eyes open.

If we get Dinklage befriending and riding a dragon sometime this season I will forgive one of the deaths that broke my heart in this show.

Of course.

He’s gonna kill the baby too, isn’t he? Just to cement that he’s the worst. Almost like a bit. Like what could we do to make you hate a character so much that you have no feelings towards him anymore?

Of course.

WE TALKING BOUT BRINGING JON SNOW BACK TO LIFE??? Why is this the first time we are chatting about bringing people back? Could have brought Ned Stark back to life in season 1 and saved A WHOLE LOTTA NONSENSE.

Is this really happening?

If bringing someone back to life was as easy as chopping some hair and saying some words, we all would be doing it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t know how to feel. What was the reaction? Was everybody just so happy to have one of the best characters back that it didn’t matter that in season 6 you find out how easy it is to bring people back to life? Very excited for the “hi fellas” scene that’s about to happen.

Would be hilarious if now Jon Snow knew everything.

That feeling when you bring someone back to life for the first time.

Dude did not come back to life to immediately hear your small dick jokes.

It took six season to get OUR FIRST GOT FART JOKE!

We have seen dragons. The undead. White walkers. Stone men. Smoke monsters. Giants. And this is somehow the most dangerous person in the show right now.

The real magic is how these young Stark kids have been aging 7 years in the span of a few months. Didn’t recognize one of them until they said his name twice.

So…how ya been?

Nathalie is out here speaking 100 different languages.

There’s gonna be a scene where the stone arm guy is falling and the bearded guy has to make a decision whether or not to grab his arm and risk getting stone armed as well to save his life.

It’s gotta be a bummer that whenever the mother of dragons wants to show off her fireproof skills, she’s gotta burn her clothes to do it.

You can’t trust anyone with the nickname Little Finger. That’s 101 of the throne.

Very fun watching Maisie get her Donatello on.

It also seems like she is training against the best fighter in the world. Wish I could tell you her name… but she is no one.

Second fart joke of GOT in this stage play.

Really wish Maisie checked what the title of this play was before grabbing a seat. Had to be called Off With His Head or A Stark Family Winter or something.

Is that a Richard E Grant cameo as an actor in this play??? Are we about to get random cameos?

Add Max von Sydow to the list!

Hard to root for Reek. But here we are at a Greyjoy family BBQ. Someone is gonna die. Thems the rules.

No one died… what show am I watching?

Ramsay has to die by like a double clothesline by Reek & Sophie Turner right? Then he gets thrown to his own dogs? Bare minimum Reek and Sophie have to be there. And the death has to be extravagant & bananas. If he slips on a banana peel and breaks his neck, I’ll be pissed.

It is impossible to watch most of the scenes in this show if there is any glare on your screen.

Getting very excited for this undead, white walker battle.

Spin off show of Sansa Stark showing people how to make their own clothes.

Uh oh.

hold the door

And my heart

People had to be floored when Hodor died, right? Had to be a fan favorite character. He was great. I will miss you, Willis. You died doing what you said you were gonna do for a bunch of seasons.

You just knew Sam’s family was loaded.

And you just knew his dad was gonna be a piece of shit.

Remember this guy?

Back to back reveals of people I don’t really remember.

This is one of the few shows where you can’t lie on your resume when they ask if you know how to ride a horse.

Want people to listen? Talk to them on top of a dragon.

WHAATATATATATATATATATAAT???? THE HOUUUUUUNDDDD!!! IS NO ONE REALLY DEAD???
Now that Jon Snow is alive are we just bringing back all the hits?!?? Is Pedro about to show up with perfect eye balls???

Ian McShane cameo. This is truly the season of 100 cameos.

You just know something fun is gonna happen if they do a scene before the opening credits.

Next king or queen that shows up in this show is gonna be the Boss Baby.

How the hell is Ramsay still alive? If he makes it to season 7, I’ll be fumed.

If we are doing all these cameos, feels like a wasted opportunity not to have 1993 Knicks legend John Starks be a part of House Stark.

I could watch this Hound and McShane story line for 1000 episodes. Which means McShane is gonna die in the next episode.

WHAT???

Of course.

Sometimes a stomach stabbing will take you out immediately. Sometimes it takes a bit of cloth wrapped around your tummy and some soup to be right as rain. Happy for Maisie though! Very surprised that the Richard e grant story line outlived the Ian McShane storyline.

Hope he lives forever.

When he finally talks, I hope he sounds like Tweetie Bird and it’s never talked about.

If someone sneezes, do they say seven bless yous.

Nathalie immediately loving wine and telling jokes is wonderful. I hope this becomes a running bit. In the next episode she downs a bottle of wine and invents the aristocrats.

What are the white walkers and the army of the dead doing while all of these episodes are happening without them. Are they just like chilling? Chatting about their favorite books? Do they need to eat? Are they just waiting for winter to fully arrive?

The Terminator.

The watch continues tonight.

next up, the ep "Battle of the Bastards". My prediction- we lose at least one bastard in this one. Hoping it's Ramsay. Don't think Jon Snow will die. Can someone even die twice? Might be a wrap on Reek. Maybe Reek dies while filleting Ramsay and Snow watches? Is Winter a bastard?

I went three days without watching a new episode and barely remember anything.

It’s like these people forgot she has a dragon. It’s in her name, my dudes.

Sorry. DragonS.

Sophie and Reek gotta kill Ramsay together. Some sort of alley oop of death.

If this maniac survives this episode I will be more shocked than I was for the red wedding.

This fight is gonna be amazing isn’t it? Its got all the pizzaz of a royal rumble. What if the witch just gave all the good guys a 1Ups? Then it would be twice the size of the army. Just spit balling before the big fight.

For anyone coming in late to the thread- I LOVE GIANTS!!! It’s getting awfully exciting over here.

I.
Fucking.
Hate.
Ramsay.

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. WE GOT A BATTLE ROYALE WITH ALL THE TOPPINGS, PEOPLE!!!!!!

JON SNOW IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

No.

HOLY SHIT IS SOPHIE FINALLY GOING TO GET HER W?!?!?!?

I FUCKING LOVE THIS EPISODE!!!!

DON’T YOU DARE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MY GIANT!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IS THIS MAN STIL DOING BAD THINGS??!?!?!?? CMON JON SNOW! How insane would it be if Little Finger is the one that kills him with words or some shit.

AHHHH! And Sophie walks away smiling like the mother fucking Joker! That has to be a top 5 episode, right? Ramsay getting eaten is great but he was just so cruel for so long. The release was never gonna let out all of the built up hatred & frustration. Somewhere Reek is smiling.

And it was the same director as the Hardhome episode!!! Raise Miguel Sapochnik’s jersey to the rafters. He has officially entered the GOTHOF.

It’s crazy how you’ll get so wrapped up in one storyline that when another one starts you are like- Oh right. That whole sparrow guy is still around.

There’s gotta be a better way to pop a weird circle on someone’s forehead, right?

A super dark version of the lost boys from Peter Pan.

The music is already amazing in this ep.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????

Everyone that we have been learning about for two seasons just blew up in 10 seconds. Like 10 characters (who I didn’t remember their names) done because there are no rules. AND YOU KNOW Hannah from Ted Lasso is about to get Reeked.

Thanos.

Oh. Wow. No more king. Been a tough 10 minutes.

Were there just a lot of actor’s contracts expiring?

Oh right SAMMY BOY!!! I still have some favs left!!!

Fun to have a whole scene with no death.

His glasses break.

Sam is gonna have sex with all of those books isn’t he?

Gladiator but make it books.

WINTER IS HERE EVERYONE! THE WHITE RAVEN WHICH WE DID NOT SEE JUST CAME BY OFF CAMERA I GUESS AND THAT MEANS WINTER IS HERE, I GUESS. IT IS NO LONGER COMING. IT IS HERE. SO NOW WHAT?

Uch. Just realized I’ll never get to see my dream of a giant walking a dragon on a leash.

Dinklage is the fucking best.

How does everyone not root for him endlessly? He’s so good in this show.

Who is Jon’s daddy???

Next season should just be Jon Snow waiting on his 23 and me results.

Give her the throne.

👑TKOTN👑

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy.

A LOT IS HAPPENING. ITS ALL GOING DOWN. STORY LINES ARE INTERSECTING LIKE CRAZY. SIX SEASONS DOWN. TWO MORE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!

And season 7 has begun with a toast by the old grumpy king. There is a 100% chance this wine is poisoned & everyone in the room is going down. I took a week off between episodes so I have no idea why he wants them all dead. But WINTER HAS COME. ITS BEEN CONFIRMED BY SCROOGE KING.

Yup. Everyone at this feast is going down with either acid reflux or poisoned wine.

AHHHH. SHE CAN BE ANYONE NOW. THE NORTH REMEMBERS!

I’m confused though. Doesn’t it matter that the people she pretends to be are way taller than her? Like wouldn’t someone say hey weren’t you 2 feet taller? Then when she turns back. Shouldn’t it be like the Hulk where the clothes are too baggy? Anyway OPENING CREDITS! WE’RE OFF!

REMEMBER THE WHITE WALKERS?!?!?? AND THE ARMY OF THE DEAD???!!! WELL THEY’RE BACK AND THEY HAVE A MINIMUM OF TWO ZOMBIE GIANTS!!! Surely this battle will be monumental and bring every character together, right? Maybe ep 8?

Still a huge Gwendoline Christie fan. She’s just sitting in this scene in the background saying nothing and I’m rooting for her.

If Little Finger had a profile pic, this would be it. Side eye, hint of a smile, not to be trusted.

They should do a spin off of the ravens all hanging out at work after they deliver their tiny little rolled up letters. Shoot it like the Office, give them all puns names. They gossip about what is in the letters they send and they hate the catchphrase that’s so raven.

Would be bummed if Sophie Turner turned evil.

Thinking there will be a scene in this or next season where Jamie has to choose between killing Dinklage and Lena.

Jamie. My dude. We gotta talk about your shoulder armor.

I know we’re not supposed to be rooting for him but the Frankenstein/ Ogre from revenge of the nerds guy got a new outfit and I’m happy for him.

Would be over the moon if Gwendoline and red beard fell in love.

HAHAHA! THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!!

A mountain of dragonglass has entered the chat.

Can’t keep a good stone arm down.

Shall we begin.

Possible Jon Snow / mother of dragons team up. A lot of notes being sent back and forth. Ravens are being overworked without proper pay. How long does it take for a raven to get from dragon castle to Snow House? Feels instantaneous.

I hope the new GOT show is about this dragon and his/her likes and dislikes.

They’re putting together an all star team over at the Dragon’s lair. But we all know who the Lebron is.

Grey worm is officially sullied and IN LOVE!

Did not have “Sam becomes a doctor for an episode” on my GOT bingo card but I’m not fighting it.

SOPHIE FINALLY GETTING THOSE WS!!!

It’s all about family.

WE GOT A PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN BATTLE GOING ON!

Reek’s gonna Reek. I’m fine with his storyline wrapping up whenever they’re ready.

That look when you see your first dragon.

Jon Snow- “Trust me, mother of dragons. I am not lying. There is an army of the undead. And there’s a bunch of old guys with blue eyes on skeleton horses leading them. And I died but came back to life. And the only person I loved told me I know nothing. WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE ME?!”

This much is certain. If you’re visiting a new place, you gotta bring a hype man. Someone to say all the things that are cheesy for you to say about yourself. This dude is the ultimate flavor flav. Throw a big clock around his neck and let him spit Jon Snow gospel.

Uch. Just let him die.

Maturation to ultimate villain complete. Who is the hero that will take her down? And will she stop having sex with family members before it happens?

I know you can now see all the horrors of the world happening throughout time but, my dude, you can smile when you see your sister for the first time in ages.

A lot of characters talking about how hard it is to explain things that happened to them.

That was quick. Casterly Rock has been taken in a 90 second montage. The real army wasn’t there. But still a quick monopoly on the board for mother of dragons. She’s building hotels all over the board.

Fuck the iron throne. Make her the new host of the Daily Show.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 60 SECONDS AFTER I SENT THAT TWEET, SHE DRANK POISON AND DIED. SHE WAS INCREDIBLE! A marvelous actress and the writing was amazing for her too. I will miss her very much. RIP to the baddest b in Westeros.

The season finale of House of the Dragon is on right now. So it feels like the perfect time to start season 7, episode 4 of Game of Thrones. An episode that came out over five years ago. While dragons are flying on that show. Over here we are talking BANKING, BABY!!!

I guess turning into the three eye raven means you become an emotionless asshole to all your friends.

In five short years this man will be shredding on top of a house, playing Metallica with such force the upside down will crumble.

This is how family members say hi after not seeing each other for years. Take notes Bran Stark. Also sorry if it’s hard to see. It’s dark and everyone is wearing black. For these scenes they should have to wear those bright neon vests people use when walking at night.

0 for 2. He has an endless amount of memories of family members hugging each other and this is the best he could cobble together for his other sister.

Mother of Dragons- I will not give the north my dragons or my armies unless I see a crude childish drawing maybe explaining that skeletons can hold weapons.
Jon Snow scribbles something on the wall quickly- OH WAIT! LOOK AT THIS!!!

Love this. Put them on the same team and let them loose. Sorry Podrick.

Ya love to see it.

If Jamie gets captured again and spends another 10 episodes tied to a tree, I will laugh.

Don’t kill the dragon. DO NOT.

Confusing fight for Dinklage to watch.

Oh no. Jamie is gonna get burnt to death. And all that will remain is his gold hand. This is how he dies!

I was wrong about everything. Jamie is in the water, the opposite of burnt. Dragon hurt but not dead. Also that episode had an amazing fight scene at the end. One of the few that was under 50 minutes. And this season has only 7 eps?!? Getting close now! Still into it.

Is there a reason this season is only 7 episodes instead of the normal 10? If there are only 7 does that make ep 6 the new ep 9 where crazy shit happens?

Someone is obsessed with bending the knee.

She’s got a little mad king in her.

I fucking love it. ITS ALL ABOUT FAMILY.

Your mission if you choose to accept it: Steal a Skeletor and show everyone else to prove it’s a real thing. Because people believe in stone men and dragons and potions and bringing people back to life BUT THEY DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR STUPID SKELETON ARMY STORIES!

She seemed unconcerned about the pending undead attack.

Who ye be?

Another brother sister baby on the way. Gonna make for a weird baby shower invite.

Too much little finger sneaking around. It feels like a trap. A girl should be careful.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU! Captain sneaky sneaky is up to his old tricks. Can’t really root for that little smile on that little finger.

He’s the fucking best.

A lot of talk about knees and if you should bend them.

They are giving the hound a bunch of lines again which is amazing cuz he’s crushing it. But it also means they’re getting us emotionally attached again. Which means he’s gonna die in the next episode or two. And I’m gonna be PISSED.

“You get brought back from the dead?”
“Yup. You?”
“Yup.”

The Coca Cola polar bear from all those commercials IS PISSED OFF. Also this show is still bringing it.

Whoa! You kill a white walker boss and the rest of the skeletons around it dies! It’s like a video game!

This episode is amazing.

WHY WOULDN’T THEY JUST BREAK THE ICE AROUND THEM AGAIN SO THERE IS PROTECTIVE WATER ON ALL SIDES KEEPING THR ARMY OUT AGAIN?

CHARACTERS I LIKE ARE GOING TO DIE!

WHICH SHOULD ALSO HAVE BEEN THE TITLE OF THIS SHOW.

WHERE ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKING DRAGONS?!?!???? MY DUDES ARE SCRAMBLING HERE!!!

Oh no oh no oh no. It’s going into slow motion with sad music playing while they fight. Oh no oh no oh no.

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A guy named Jon Snow dying of frostbite would have been funny. Happy to have Jon on a horse home instead of…uncle Benji I think is what he called him? He’s dead. Fine. I had no emotional attachment BUT LOSING THAT DRAGON HURT. Does this mean we may have a zombie dragon soon?

Mother of Dragons and Jon Snow? Is love in the air? Or is it just a passing phase? Or are they related and we have to deal with that again.

Called it.
White Walker Zombie dragon has entered the chat.
That episode was fucking awesome. Episode 6 was this season’s episode 9.

First shot of the season 7 finale is of grey worm. So he’s probably dying in this one.

Sibling rivalry.

I wonder how they all pick out their outfits for this meeting. Like do you bring out your fanciest stuff or you want to keep it business casual. When you see the undead solider are you like, uch, I overdressed.

Enemies become friends when there is an army of the dead. And the MVP of them all has done it again.

Oh right. Reek is still here.

Less than 30 minutes left of the season 7 finale. So does that mean that season 8 is all about everyone teaming up and taking down the undead army with what I assume is a slew of double crossings? And the end of season 7 is reek saving his sister?

LOVE. THIS. TWIST. THE LITTLEST FINGER THERE EVER WAS FINALLY HELD ACCOUNTABLE. And the whole stark family coming with receipts.

They really leaned into him being terrible the last two seasons but still weird to see an OG season 1 character go. I shall fondly remember the nice scenes you were in early on although I guess you were just being nice to ultimately do something terrible. Peace.

So much information just happened so quickly. Jon Snow is really a Targaryen. Which would have blown my mind if someone on this chain didn’t ruin it for me. But then after we learn this he immediately has sex with mother of dragons, who is related to him right? Incest of dragons?

WALL DOWN. UNDEAD ARMY IN. IT’S ALL HAPPENING. SO MANY STORY LINES TO WRAP UP. ONE MORE SEASON TO GO!!!

Only 6 eps left. A lot of replies in this thread about seasons 7 & 8. But I really liked season 7. WHAT DOES 8 HAVE IN STORE? Let me guess Incest, murder, dragons, skeletons. A bet a lot of characters die. I won’t be able to handle Dinklage Gwendoline or the hound. FOR THE WATCH!

Also I hope Maisie puts on the face of a dragon and becomes a dragon. Then she takes off the mask and she’s like just kidding, it’s me. I mean I want it but I don’t want it.

Are Dinklage and Sophie still technically married?

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it 3 times. Sophie is ending up on the iron throne.

Nice to see family hug and love each other… without having sex.

Pirate guy is gonna turn on Cersei.

Double cross-bow.

Reek did something good. And I still feel nothing.

Holy shit is Jon gonna ride a dragon.

YEEEEESSSSS HEEEEEEEE ISSSSSSSS

The dragons like to watch.

Double woof news for Sam. He was doing so well too…

Sam just Mr. Beaned his way into the room to see Jon Snow. This man has just found out his father and brother were murdered. Now he has to tell his best friend Jon that he is having sex with a family member and everything he thought he knew was wrong. Tough day for Sammy boy.

Time to shut off the lights and cover the windows, we got a night scene on our hands.

Jamie and Bran see each other for the first time since “The Push” (double meaning), a record scratches and our first episode of the final season is done. Things are moving quicker. I’m still into it. ONLY FIVE MORE EPISODES TO GO. I CANT BELIEVE IM ALMOST DONE!

Jamie is about to drop the greatest emo record Westeros has ever heard.

Big fight coming up. Bran is bait. Night king LOVES Bran. Can’t get enough of him. Something will go wrong. Before it does would love to see Bran go white eyed and become a dragon. Also, if winter has already come. What is this? An icy spring? Seasons are different in Westeros.

Everyone is hanging out in front of a fire. Characters are walking in like it’s a telethon. Gwendoline is having wine for the first time in a while which could be fun but I can’t imagine there’s enough wine for everyone. Tiny pitcher. I’m worried they may run out of wine.

Maisie is SPITTING GAME and asking for “how many people have you slept with” receipts.

Would be funny if Maisie put on the face of a giant before she had sex with this guy for the first time.

GWENDOLINE IS A MOTHER FUCKING KNIGHT!!! AND I JUST GOT EMOTIONAL WATCHING THAT SCENE AND IF THIS SHOW KILLS HER I WILL BE FUCKING FURIOUS!!! BRIENNE OF TARTH, KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS!!!

Dinklage- “Does anyone know a song?”
Ed Sheeran- “Hey guys! Remember me!”

PODRICK HAS THAT MAGIC DICK AND A VOICE OF GOLD!!!!!

That look when you realize you’ve been sleeping with your nephew.

I’m one third of the way through season 8 and I am still very much into this show. The fight is set. I assume we have another Miguel Sapochnik directed banger coming at us. Why were people not as psyched with this season? Does a cartoon owl start rapping about dragons?

Two episodes down. 4 movies to go. And as predicted this next one is directed by the legend Miguel Sapochnik. It also seems to take place at night which is gonna be tough for a bright 8:30AM watch. Paint the windows black and put the tv under a tent, it’s time for The Long Night.

Red witch is back giving away fire swords like Oprah gives away cars. And then walked by everyone holding spears and did nothing. Guess she just likes lighting swords on fire. Also there goes the moving stealthily under darkness. You can see this army from space now. HERE WE GO!

The snow and wind is getting in the way of Jon snow and mother of dragons from seeing anything from their dragons. I can’t believe it. After all this time. Winter is the thing fucking everything up. We were warned for 8 seasons and I still didn’t see it coming.

If the red witch can light swords on fire. Why can’t she light the undead?

Never mind. She lit up the spiky barrier and it was awesome.

Really could use some dragons near the gate of the castle.

MAISIE WILLIAMS IS JOHN WICK.

Tiny queen remains a bad ass. Taking down an undead giant. You love to see it even though I love giants. I also moved the show to my iPad and took this photo under a blanket. That’s where I am now. Under a blanket like a tent, watching on my iPad.

We got a good ol fashioned dragon fight!

Now Maisie is Snake from Metal Gear Solid.

Eye patch guy who came back from the dead just died again. Fun character but I wasn’t emotionally attached. The war carries on. I assume a bunch of our main characters are gonna be in danger right when Jon Snow kills the Night King & the baddies all disintegrate like in Zelda.

That moment when all the dead rise up is still incredible.

NOT THE DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!

Loved this husband and wife moment. I am still under the blanket so I can see better.

Reek dead. Fine.

Trying to figure out how Bran doesn’t die… and I don’t see a way out that makes sense without some weird magic thing that we haven’t heard of yet happens.

MAIIIIIISIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now Maisie is Iron Man.

This death was a little harder to take. But then a dragon appeared behind him and that made me happy again. Also all my favs are still kicking around.

The clean up from this battle is gonna take FOREVER! Is that what House of Dragon is about? Everyone cleaning up all these skeleton bodies?

Red witch death was kind of beautiful too. Epic ep. So. They killed the army of the dead but we have 3 movies left. What happens now? Cersei battle? I mean, how are the stakes any higher than all of our characters fighting an undead army to save the universe? Excited to find out!

I am halfway through the season everyone warned me about and I am still very much into this show. Thought that episode was great. Were fans turned off cuz it felt like an action movie? And I’ll say it a 3rd time, Miguel Sapochnik should be allowed to direct anything he wants.

The danger to the universe has been eliminated with the white walkers defeated. But the dangers to family pride and who sits in a chair made of swords is still very present. Also the danger of me not being able to see the screen unless I get black out blinds. FOR THE WATCH!

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times. The candle budget on this show is UNHINGED.

Wish Bran could be a real boy for like an hour a day instead of living as Ravens through time and talking in robotic monotone the rest of his life.

I’m confused what’s happening. Mother of Dragons was just psyched and promoting people to lord and now ominous music played as she looked at people celebrating.

Spending a lot of time at this party when we got a lot of wrapping up story lines to do. SOMETHING MUST BE BREWING.

After hooking up with Maisie once, Gendry has proclaimed his love and asked for her hand in marriage. SLOW DOWN GENDRY. Take her out on a date first. Do something nice like offer to wash the ripped off faces she keeps in her bag.

Gwendoline is a virgin and Jamie has said it’s hot in here 3 times in 20 seconds. I want Gwendoline to be happy. But don’t know if this is what I’m rooting for.

Off to the next room in the red light district where Mother of Dragons is making out with her nephew Jon. I guess everyone gets laid in this episode except for Podrick who is a wizard in the sack.

After those sex scenes, I was worried they were going to cut to two ravens having sex on a tree and then pan down to see Bran in the forest by himself, white eyed.

Jon- I’m going to tell you a secret but you have to swear never to repeat it. Say you swear it.
Maisie- I swear it.
Sophie- I swart it.
Jon- You what?
Sophie- I sweat it.
Jon- No. you have to say I SWEAR it.
Sophie- Thats what I said! I swirl it.
Jon- You swirl it? COME ON!

I love them hanging out together again. I hope the hound never dies. Please don’t kill the hound. I worry that typing this most certainly means the hound is gonna die.

A lot of plotting faces by Queens in this ep.

Now a lot of goodbyes. This can’t be Sam’s last scene right? No way. Same with red beard. And dire wolf.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! THE KNOCK OFF JACK SPARROW GUY JUST KILLED A DRAGON ON HIS FIRST TRY???? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WE ARE DOWN TO ONE DRAGON PEOPLE!!! THAT IS WAY TOO FEW DRAGONS FOR SOMEONE CALLED MOTHER OF DRAGONS!!!

You better hope fucked up Jack Sparrow guy doesn’t know how long pregnancy takes. Cuz she is just about to start her second trimester with her brother’s baby and now she’s pretending like she just got pregnant from bummer Jack Sparrow guy.

Now we are talking about killing Mother of Dragons? Feels like we are taking big leaps around the board in this Game of Thrones.

Gwendoline fell in love with Jamie then got hurt by him 30 minutes later. Hate to see her in pain. She is my Queen. I know she is a knight but you get what I mean. A lot of people falling in love after having sex for the first time in this ep.

They better not hurt Nathalie.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That’s ep 4 done. It ends how the episode began, war is imminent. Only 2 more episodes of Game of Thrones to go. Can’t believe it’s almost over. Opening credits of the next ep says Sapochnik is directing which makes me believe a big battle is afoot. I fear for my remaining favs.

And here we are. 2 movies to go. The big fight is all but set. Will the mother of dragons be victorious or will Cersei and her blue ogre reign supreme. More importantly will I have to watch the ep like this again to see what’s happening? All will be answered. Now. FOR THE WATCH.

The gossip (Varys, just looked up his name) is all in on Jon Snow. Will there be a civil war before the Great War? Why is this episode called the bells? Why don’t seasons matter anymore now that Winter is over?

Seems awfully quick to kill Varys. Like it was mistake to death in 5 minutes. Loved him in this show. Sad to say goodbye to a real OG. Feel like we could have killed him in a less painful way than Dracarysing him in front of everyone. Either way, this actor was Incredible.

Also would have been a cute pun if she said Dravarys when she killed him.

If Dinklage dies. It will be the biggest nooooo this thread has ever seen.

Everyone took the express horse to get to the castle.

Do not love these odds for our last remaining dragon.

Wish there was a Rocky montage for how the dragon learned how to evade all these arrows so well. Shot for shot montage from rocky but with a dragon. Anyway it destroyed the entire fleet. And it was awesome. NO BELLS ARE A RINGING YET. (Both a Rocky and GOT reference.)

I hope Maisie is the one who kills Cersei. And even though it feels like he’s gonna die helping her do it, I hope the Hound lives forever and gets a spin off show.

Prediction- The Hound dies killing the blue ogre who hasn’t shown his face yet since he was Frankenstein’ed. There will be a remark about how he burnt The Hound’s face but now look what happened. Then Maisie kills Cersei… but then I don’t know what happens in the finale.

Army yields! RING THE BELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

New prediction. Jamie rings the bells with his gold hand.

Mother of Dragons acting like her Dad. Jon’s gotta take control or we are in trouble here.

JACK SPARROW PIRATE GUY JUST STABBED JAMIE. DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. JAMIE has to do something before he dies right? He doesn’t die without pirate man dying.

There you go. Yo Ho Ho a pirate’s death for him. Don’t understand how Jamie is still moving but off he goes!

The Hound found his brother. The fight I’ve been waiting for is about to start. Also just found out his brother’s name is Sir Gregor. I don’t want the Hound to die. But it looks like he’s going to...after he kills Greg. HERE COMES A CLASSIC SAPOCHNIK BATTLE WITH A FACE REVEAL.

Darth Vader has entered the chat.

Pretend they are not related. Pretend they are not related.

DARTH VADER GOT STABBED IN THE CHEST AND IS FUCKING FINE. MY HOUND!!!! RUN!!!! Or Maisie. Help. Something!

No. No. You’re not killing Maisie and The Hound at the same time. You can’t kill them both. YOU HEAR ME. YOU CANT KILL THEM BOTH!!!

If my favorite character was going to die, I’m happy he died like a mother fucking bad ass. The Hound… thank you. You were the best there ever was. I hope you were happy with your final “Fuck off”. ❤️

Feel like Jamie forgot he got stabbed 3 times in his chest and torso.

Wait. What. They’re both dead? Cersei and Jamie died from the ceiling caving in? That was it? No, right?

SOMEONE QUICKLY FIND OUT THE ORIGIN STORY OF THIS SUPERHORSE THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING!!! FUCK DRAGONS AND GIANTS, IM A SUPER HORSE MAN NOW!

What. A. Ride. The newly minted mad Queen has triumphed. I think Cersei is dead. ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE TO GO! Is it Jon Snow and the Starks trying to grab the throne from her? Dire Wolf vs. Dragon? Will Dinklage survive? ONLY ONE MOTHER FUCKING WAY TO FIND OUT. FOR THE WATCH!

After 72 episodes, I‘m on the last episode of Game of Thrones. The credits feel more dramatic even though they’re the same for the whole season. How does it wrap up? What’s the last frame of the series? Gotta be someone sitting on the throne. Let’s find out who FOR THE WATCH!

My guess is Sophie sits on the throne. I think Mother of Dragons dies. Jon Snow feels like the easiest answer so it probably won’t be him. Maybe Jon is asked to sit on the throne and he gives it to Sophie? If Dinklage won it all, I feel like people wouldn’t have been as upset…

I guess they did die.

Dinklage just did a scene with two dead bodies and a bunch of bricks and he was amazing. He was unstoppable in this show.

Emilia Clarke should have won an award for speaking a made up language for 73 episodes.

Listen I get that she is the head of the 7 kingdoms and all powerful but there’s no way everyone in this crowd can hear her without a mic. Would be fun to see half of the people ask “what did she say? Did you get that? Everyone seems happy. Probably good news right?”

Maisie is gonna kill her. Also, Maisie hasn’t put on someone else’s face in a while which seems weird.

Just thinking about how cold this chair made of metal swords would be now that it’s outside in the snow. Does the show have what it takes to do the very realistic scene of Mother of Dragons taking a seat and saying “HOLY SHIT THAT IS COLD! NEVER MIND. I’M OUTTA HERE.”

Was not expecting this kiss. Was expecting a neck snap by Jon snow.

There it is.

THIS SHOW MAKES IT SO HARD TO KNOW HOW TO FEEL WHEN CHARACTERS DIE!

I felt bad when Emilia Clarke died. But then I felt HORRIBLE when I saw how sad it made the dragon.

Plot twist- the dragon hated the iron throne more than anyone.

Also. Why wasn’t Grey Worm in the throne room protecting the mother of dragons. I mean he JUST got his fancy promotion.

The climax of the show is voting.

Bran???

“Why do you think I came all this way”

Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
I don’t understand what is happening.

I mean… I get it. He knows all. It makes sense that he will be a good king. And Dinklage will make a good hand again. Also funny that he made Bran king and then Bran screws him over. And Jon Snow goes back to the night’s watch and is not allowed to have kids. 15 minutes left.

Was fun to see Sam again!

Maisie is going off the map, literally.

Gwendoline!!!

It’s gonna end with Jon Snow riding a dragon isn’t it?

“I once brought a Jack ass and a honey comb into a brothel.”
Are these his last lines in the show?

Sophie got her W.
Jon got his Dire Wolf.
Maisie got her adventure.

Bit of a bumpy landing.

After all that talk about the final season, I thought there was some great stuff in there. Maybe it was different for someone who binges it all through than for someone who devoted a decade to it.

And that’s it. I’ve finished all 8 seasons of Game of Thrones. This show was magnificent and epic and unpredictable and I wish I had watched it live with everyone to experience it all first hand. And now, I will wait a decade to start House of the Dragon.