Thread by @bencohen85

I made it back to Canada at 11:00 PM last night, so now I can catch up on #ChildrenRuinEverything

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Astrid quote: After I deal with the children I made, I have to finish this report for the children I work with.

According to my closed captioning, this perky coworker at Astrid's work is named Bubblegum.

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James is having a vasectomy....and James' boss, and to a lesser extent Ennis, are giving him a hard time about it.

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wordplay note

Period: 1 ) a woman's....time of the month, to put it simply and 2 ) The mark at the end of a sentence, also known as a full stop.

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also mentioned a few minutes earlier had her first period since being pregnant.

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Astrid trying to show a picture of cake on her phone....and instead...."oh, sorry, that's a picture of my son's diaper"

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We had a scene of James' vasectomy....and Felix wants to do a speech on that procedure for English class.

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Vivian still calls her baby brother "Morris".

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Vivian: Morris is still sleeping.
James: Well, he'll wake up soon....also his name is Andrew.
Vivian: That's your opinion....(throws something....right in the area where James had his procedure)

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Happy I didn't watch this scene yesterday....Astrid and the kids grocery shopping.

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Astrid won't buy the cereal Vivian wants....she doesn't want to deal with a temper tantrum today....

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Astrid just leaves Vivian sitting on the floor holding the cereal.

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Astrid runs into her boss....then Vivian shows up and spikes the cereal into the shopping cart.

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Astrid's last name is Berney.

She is summoned to the front of the store, to find Felix...who is freightened.

We go to commercial from there.

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Astrid's talking to Dawn....but what kind of face mask is Dawn wearing here?

song playing:

Reve /Control, Alt, Delete

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good graphic here....difference between getting ready to go out before having kids, and after having kids.

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Oh, no!

Felix has accidentally (?) locked James out of the house.

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So James gets back into the house, by breaking into it.

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Also..after going to the bathroom...Astrid loses the table she had been saving for over an hour, to a group of younger women.

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Astrid gets the table back, by showing the women pictures of her kids. I guess it was the diaper picture, because it works, and the other women get up to leave.