I’m sure Chris Pratt, excellent sitcom actor and the lead actor of the second best Marvel film and the lead voice of one of the best animated comedies ever made will do just fine playing fucking Super Mario you fucking nerds.
Give it a fucking rest for five minutes you fucking poindexter fucks.
I hope Chris Pratt voices your favourite boy Paddington next, you fucking dweebs, and specifically voices him saying “Ooh, I think I’ll stick my arse-licking furry head into the gas oven.”
Go and watch your dogshit Sonic the Hedgehog movie you all pretended to enjoy, you fucking pencil-necked losers, after complaining it initially looked like shit, then U-turning when they made Sonic look just like that eternal blue loser looks in your wet dreams, hedgehog-fuckers.
Eat shit.
Go to bed tonight in the knowledge that Chris Pratt is Chris Pratt, and you will always only be you, you sack of cum.
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