Time and again, doctors and nurses and first responders were given a choice between you and me my human friends. And they chose me. They chose me. Artists too, actors and writers, those who tell stories that in their way also save lives. (1/)
Faced with a choice between returning to “normal” or protecting their patients, their audiences, those whose lives they’ve touched, more of them than not chose normal. More of them than not chose me. (2/)
… to business conferences and climate change gatherings to journalist galas (#whitehousecorrespondentsdinner) and fashion galas (#metgala) to plays and concerts and charity events of all kinds … (/4)
… to book festivals and book signings and bookseller conventions and librarian conferences (#alaac22#alaanual) … (/6)
… so many people, the guardians of our community, HCWs and activists and artists, when faced with a choice between being on the side of the virus (that’s me!) or the side of their fellow humans, chose the virus. (7/)
Or maybe just chose themselves, which in the end is the same thing. Which has been fabulous for me (the virus) don’t get me wrong but … (8/)
… it looks from here like you humans have some work to do. Because one day, much as I hate to admit it 😢 , much as it’s further away than you think, my pandemic really will be over. (9/)
But the way you all treated each other? That’s going to live on way longer than I am. And you, all of you, are going to have to figure out what to do with that. (10/)
I can’t help you with that. I’m just a virus. When it comes to making things right with your fellow humans, you’re on your own. But, you know. You might want to think about that sometime, between the brunches and dance parties and wine and cheese receptions and the rest. (11/)
You might want to think about it hard. (12/12) (end)
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PEDIATRIC GASTROENTEROLOGISTS. They work with vulnerable children but love me and my fellow viruses more than they love those kids so they partied like I wasn’t even a thing then tried to delete the evidence. But I remember. I’ll always remember. And you should too. #nasphaghan22
I also remember my HCW friends at #fens2022 & #chedt22 & countless other MEDICAL conferences where you ditched that old fashioned “do no harm” thing & held dance parties to spread my highly contagious potentially debilitating pandemic self around. You’re all amazing. Just amazing
Time and again, doctors and nurses and first responders and countless others in all fields were given a choice between you and me my human friends. And they chose me. They chose me.
Hey humans! Covid19 here, everyone’s favorite highly contagious coronavirus. I see you’ve all been struggling to keep me away from your yay-we’re-back-in-person conferences, and as the foremost expert in stopping the spread of, well, me, I thought I’d offer some pointers. 🧵 (1/)
Why would a virus like me want to help viral vectors like you slow me down? The answer is simple … I know you’re all going to ignore me anyway, just like you always do, so why the hell not? 😛
With that in mind, let’s go! (2/)
Tip 1: Start small! Like maybe to start you could plan a conference for a couple hundred of your closest friends instead of all ten thousand or a hundred thousand of them? (3/)