"p-please, s-spare me" the man begs on his knees making lwj scoff
spare him? after he tried to leak their security detail's data to their rival clan? lwj can play nice sometimes, but he's definitely not generous
"lan zhan, what's happening?"
asks a concerned wwx who enters the room carrying an elegant aura around him despite being dressed in a simple red satin shirt and black jeans
lwj's men bow to him, as he walks forward to make himself present, each one of them muttering a 'lan er-furen' as a greeting
"wei ying"
lwj calls, with an arm outstretched for wwx to hold. his husband smiles at him gently, wraps his hand around his and sits on the armrest of his recliner
"what are you doing? who is this poor man?" he asks, looking at the traitor, yes lwj would like to him call that, pitifully
"darling, he-"
before lwj could start explaining, the man jumps in to explain because somehow the presence of wwx makes him feel less tense and more optimistic
to him, wwx looks much kinder and softer around the edges compared to lwj, who held him at gunpoint a few moments ago
"f-furen, p-please help me. he- your husband is trying to kill me" he cries, rubbing his palms together in a desperate plea and his eyes glisten with hope when wwx helps him stand up
"sir, please. my husband won't harm you" wwx assures, giving him a gentle smile
"wei ying, don't" lwj sterns speaks in the background and wwx glares at him
"i would like it if you don't interfere, lan zhan" he replies in a hissing tone making lwj sigh
"why do you think my husband is trying to kill you?" wwx asks the man then, who's now standing +
in front of him but with a hunch caused by the physical blows he experienced from lwj's men
"i-i was secretly working for the jins. i was assigned to cause a data breach of your security detail and spread malware in your systems once my job is done to avoid getting caught but"
he pauses, hesitating a little
"but you got caught before any of this could happen?" wwx continues, and the man shuffles nervously at the abrupt change in his tone
"why do you think you failed your job?" he asks him then, walking around in circles and he feels his brow sweat +
at the playful yet predatory look in wwx's eyes. his moves are swift, like water, and he gulps wondering if he fell into a trap that he was unaware of
because now, lan er-furen seems to lose all of the softness in his features, looking even more dangerous than his husband
"answer me" he snarls, his clawed finger pressing against a vein around his throat that shoots a jolt down his body
"b-because i w-wasn't quick to escape?"
wwx laughs, a sound so menacing that he feels a chill run down his spine
oh. he's getting danced around like a puppet
"don't be silly. you wouldn't have escaped even if you did your best," wwx answers with a beaming smile but he could read the mockery in his eyes, "you failed because no one betrays my empire under my watch"
he gulps in terror. fucked, he was thoroughly fucked.
all this time, he thought it was lwj that he should be worried about but no one has ever warned him that it was his husband, the soft-looking one, who was the most dangerous
"say, lan zhan," wwx chirps, breaking his train of thought, "if you're done, can i play with him?"
"how could i ever deny you of anything? he's all yours, sweetheart" lwj replies, leaving the room and muting the ghastly screams of the treacherous man
the world thinks that he's ruthless and unforgiving, but no one really knows that the real player in this game is his husband.
well, he wouldn't blame them either because no one dared to mess with his wei ying. even if they did, they weren't given the luxury to live and narrate the tales of the walking nightmare his husband was
because his wei ying spares no one
hehe wwx is my little devil who dressed like an angel
where gusu university’s basketball ace, lan wangji changes his jersey number from 23 to 10 on the night before the finale match causing a dating speculation
chaos ensues
starting this tomorrow
OH MY GAWD IM SO STUPID😭
the third tweet is supposed to say “god of court” and not “god of ace” i’m sorry yll
wangxian au where idol wei wuxian, well known as yiling laozu, has always been very vocal about his crush on china’s most eligible bachelor and actor lan wangji.
“p-please, qiren,” cssr’s shaky voice whispers as her bloodied arms hold the sleeping child close, “i trust you. please, keep my son safe”
lqr frowns in worry, “sanren… let us heal you,” he requests, taking the child from her hold with one arm +
whilst the other drapes around her shoulder
“n-no! t-they— changze is gone, a-ren. he-” she hiccups, her face twisting with grief as she recalls the tragic death of her husband
it was an unexpected ambush. they were two, but their opponents were in hundreds.
they demanded the location of her master, and when she refused to give them the information they need, they attacked
she and her husband knew that they would be attacked either way,so, they tried their best to escape from their clutches but they were undoubtedly outnumbered
cr arc where shapeshifter wwx who needs to shift to his bunny form on every full moon day finds solace in the back mountains only to find lwj there, petting the bunnies that he gave him
lwj, pining: wei ying is so annoying😣
bunxian: he hates me😔💔
it would be even more funny when lwj notices another bunny present there, and oblivious to the fact that it’s bunxian, he gentle grabs it and starts petting it too
lwj, nuzzling into bunxian’s fur: you’re cute but wei ying is cuter
bunxian, confused: BRO WHAT???
lwj, proceeding with his monologue about wwx: so he gave me that smile, and said “lan zhan! you should come with me to caiyi town next time. after all, we’re friends right?”. oh, no wei ying, i don’t want to be friends with you
post canon mdzs au where a failed experiment throws wwx into the past, almost for 16 years, but he knows that his husband will get to him soon so he doesn’t worry about it
the real worry, however, was trying to convince the lan sect, lwj +
especially, that he’s from the future and is married to him
“intruder” was the first thing he heard as a sword gets pointed at his chest and wwx vaguely recognise that voice
“lan zhan?” he calls, his eyes trying to adjust itself after the blast from his experiment made it misty
“how do you know my name?” the voice questions and wwx winces when bichen digs a little more into his chest
“aiya! look at you,” he mockingly pouts at the teenager who looks flabbergasted at the action, “is this how you treat your poor husband?”
wangxian au where actors wei wuxian and lan wangji are known to always sub tweet the other, making their fans shake their heads in amusement. they think their faves just simply messing around with each other until