Thread by @masudzaheed

A thread of bad lankan halloween puns

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two werewolves co-founded a business.

it was a howl ව්‍යාපාර.

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what's a low stock seller's worst nightmare?

a බය.

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what's the best place to bury an asthmatic?

at a සෙමtery.

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what did the earthquake say to chalana?

boo-chalana.

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what do you call a ghost made of sesame seeds?

තලghouly.

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what is the most terrifying ice cream flavour?

panicකජු.

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what does a hater call anything that namal does?

පරnamal activity.

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what do you call a scary pig?

eerie.

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why did the portuguese hate vimaladharmasuriya after they went trick or treating?

because he didn't give them Kandy.

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what type of stories are arabs afraid of?

හොල්මන්qatar.

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what type of illegal currency do ghosts use?

horrorනෝට්ටු.

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why did mickey mouse get scared?

he saw a minnieපෙට්ටිය.

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if a wolf becomes a werewolf,

does a පාර become a ව්‍යාපාර?

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what do you call a supernatural being that throws coconuts about?

a පොල්tergeist.

#poltergeist #thambipanni #halloweenpunslk