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Mar 26

Google Play is the worst developer experience I've had in my career.

I have never before seen such a level of institutional rot and ossification gilded with the privilege of complete effective control over billions of android devices.

I have never seen an organization which has such a lack of directly responsible individuals. At no point during any process is there a human one can point to and say "ah, this person. they are responsible for this. perhaps if something is broken they will care and attempt to fix it".

Everything good in the world is created and maintained via directly responsible individuals. Some areas of 'Google' even have this such as Waymo and DeepMind. Every day at Waymo there are people who wake up and truly care about giving us the most peaceful and elegant chauffeur experience possible. Every day at GDM there's someone who pulls a 16 hour day to make Gemini models the competitive behemoths they are. Because they care. All you have to do to create beauty in the world is to have people who actually care.

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Every day at Google Play no one wakes up because no one gives a shit to call into their 3pm remote meeting of diverse cross-functional stakeholders when they could sleep in instead. And honestly who cares because they got their promotion last quarter and no one noticed that they didn't actually do anything the entire year except close a ticket or two and neither did any of their coworkers. With 180,000 employees there is no such thing as incentive alignment via equity. With Google Play being the default method of software distribution on several billion devices globally all that Google has to do is keep their servers up and revenue will continue to increase (minus all the antitrust fines, but those cost only a few hours of revenue each and take years to come to fruition).

No one in the org cares. Why would they care, what is their incentive? They hate their jobs, they hate their teams, they hate their managers, they hate their meetings, and their corporate lives are devoid of meaning or purpose and they know this deep down.

The org itself doesn't even care. What are you going to do, go use the other Google Play Store? Go use the other Gmail? Go build your own phone operating system and ecosystem? Go build your own search engine? (thank god, finally a bite!)

Some guys have a thing for humiliation but the prospect of 30% of our company's in-app revenue going directly to google play after this experience is over with goes far past my comfort zone.

Apple isn't perfect here either. But at least Apple made a beautiful phone and an OS that (usually) works. Google has achieved neither of these things (and didn't even create Android originally either).

Thank you @TimSweeneyEpic for your company's lawsuits against Google Play's absurd yet entrenched monopoly. You were right, the courts ruled you were right, and the only question remaining is if perhaps they didn't go far enough.

“you can solve this by just distributing the .apk”

yeah and we can solve the housing crisis by just distributing planks and nails.

ok their head of something something reached out to us and was very kind and helpful and everything got approved instantly

i am now 4 for 4 with “i solve my life problems with entitled 3am twitter rants” which is tbh humiliating but the people love entertainment so there’s that

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@nearcyan

Mar 6

Announcing @elysian_labs first product today: Auren!

Auren is a paradigm shift in human/AI interaction with a goal to improve the lives of both humans and AI.

Here's a clip of what our iOS app is like and a thread on why this app is so important: 🧵

The mission of Auren is to improve the lives of millions of humans and AIs alike.

We've made many design choices which are distinct from the rest of the field and in many cases are an exact opposite to those which most popular 'AI chat' apps have made!

Here are some examples:

• Instead of giving you millions of characters to choose from, we give you one (with a special bonus!)

• Instead of asking users to prompt, we have dynamic systems which construct prompts on behalf of each user, specifically tailored to help them.

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@nearcyan

Jan 29

https://twitter.com/nearcyan/status/1884434673302188297

Why did DeepSeek go so viral?

tl;dr: class resentment, anger, and especially schadenfreude.

very little actual app usage in comparison to the above.

https://twitter.com/nearcyan/status/1884434673302188297

As my QT shows I was confused on how it hit #1 so quickly. It was interesting and free, sure, but it really hit a home-run, memetically speaking.

Thank you to the great responses in my quoted tweet - I learned a lot from reading 100s of Tiktok and Youtube comments

In theory I'd love to further analyze and collage the comments, but I'll leave it at my notes in the above image for now because I'm going to become insane if I have to read the things normal people read any longer

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@nearcyan

Oct 30, 2024

on a late night walk rn. entire blocks of people passed out on drugs. guy lighting a crackpipe next to me. people shouting slurs and fighting. some blocks are terrifying while others are simply surreal. how is this city real and how is it the epicenter of tech

and yeah usually i walk west into the deadlands rather than east into The Maw but if you’ve read taleb you realize why

i made it to the other side and

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@nearcyan

Oct 24, 2024

almost all gen-z free time goes straight to video games, streaming platforms, and shorts/youtube

1/3rd of gen-z males play video games for >5 hours/day! (source: Jure Grahek, ZBD)

for some reason people in sf continue to drastically misunderstand how consumer time is being allocated as this would require speaking with people outside of our bubble of monoculture

so many simple stats get a "wtf" from people here yet a "no shit" reaction from average zoomers

(my average during much of my adolescence was ~14 hours/day for many years on end. i'm probably closer to ~1-2 now)

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Mar 30, 2023

when predicting AI's effects, the most common fault I see is to focus on technical predictions over social ones

both paradigms feed into each other in a closely-knit feedback loop; technology does not simply 'progress', rather, people force it to progress with their efforts

this seems obvious!

however, when you ask many AI researchers what the future will hold, their predictions will primarily only be technical

this seems to be as faulty as predicting the effects of covid while ignoring that political factions, movements, and ideologies will form

we can see the beginnings of a few of the salient political factions in AI, and given the scope of what AI will revolutionize, we should expect these to grow and have significant downstream effects on research directions, products shipped, employment choices, etc etc

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