Thread by @MdzsStanNArtist

Day 3 came and this is all I have
Theme: non human

#TopxianBottomjiWeek

- Lan Zhaaaaan please baby come out - Wei Ying tries. It seems like his friend is in a mood for some reason and has been “hiding” under the couch for almost an hour now.

"Hiding" because the only thing not visible is his head. Body so fat he can’t squeeze into the narrow gap anymore.

Back when they met around 3 years ago Lan Zhan was very slim, but since moving in with Wei Ying and being subjected to his friend’s awesome cooking

(that improved greatly after they bought the “Heavenly Pillars of Cooking", a cookbook by the renowned chef Luo Binghe), his figure started to... soften a little. Which translates to his cat form going from ‘skinny long noodle that dangles’ to ‘roumd fluffy loaf of bread’.

And that means that currently Catji doesn’t fit into his favorite hiding spot anymore. It's quite funny actually, but Wei Ying tries not to laugh.

- Baby?

- Mmrrorow

- Sweetheart?

Another sad little meow

- What happened love? - he tries again, kneeling on the floor and poking Catji’s fat bum.

In a poof of blue lights and magical glitter Wei Ying is suddenly face to face with his very human, very naked (boy)friend. They haven’t crossed that line yet.

- Milk - comes his reply

- What?

- We forgot to buy milk again - Catji looks really dejected. His ears are down, his tail swishing slowly from side to side and his gaze on the floor. He’s even pouting a little bit. So sweet.

- Oh no, come here - Wei Ying maneuvers Catji until he’s comfortably settling

into his lap. Like this, Catji is about 10 cm taller than Wei Ying, looking at him from above like the very regal feline that he is - do you want me to go to the convenience store and buy some for you?

- Too far

- But it’s too late now kitten, the store closer to us is closed

Catji is now purring and lazily rubbing his face against Wei Ying’s. He seems to really like that spot on his jaw where a little bit of stubble is growing. His tail is firmly secured around Wei Ying’s wrist.

- I don’t want it anymore - he says

- What?

- The milk.

- But that’s the reason why you’ve been moping for the last hour! How come you suddenly don’t want it anymore? - Wei Ying tries to stop Catji’s squirming, it’s doing things to him.

- I want *your* milk - how can he say that with a straight face?? Wei Ying starts stuttering

- L-lan Zhan!! you can’t say things like that oh my- oh my god! - He tries taking Catji off his lap. It’s not like he’s not attracted to his friend but they haven’t talked about taking the next step yet!!

Lan Zhan must have felt the shape of Wei Ying’s dick hardening under

his jeans because his hand moves fast like a lightning and suddenly he’s holding it.

- I can take care of that for you - he deadpans. Eyes shining, face blushed, lips parted… Wei Ying feels like he’s being seduced by some type of sex demon.

The hand around his member squeezes. He’s a weak man, what else can he do?

- I’m all yours love.