My dog woke me up early this morning & I can't get back to sleep so here's a brief summary of some of the disastrous results from Elon Musk's decision to let people buy verification for $8 a month.
Someone impersonates Eli Lily & announces free insulin & stock plummets. 1/2
Someone impersonates Eli Lily & announces free insulin & stock plummets. 1/2
Someone impersonates Nintendo and tweets a picture of Mario giving everyone the bird. Pun intended.
George W. Bush tweets that he misses killing Iraqis and then Tony Blair tweets same to be honest.
George W. Bush tweets that he misses killing Iraqis and then Tony Blair tweets same to be honest.
Ted Cruz tweets that he wonders what it would feel like to feel a woman without her clothes on & then someone impersonating Ben Shapiro says that the 1st time he entered his wife, he groaned that that's how mother said it would feel.
Mr. Bean issues an open invitation to perform cunnilingus.
Lebron James requests a trade.
New York Yankees pitcher Aroldis Chapman announced he was signing an extension.
Pepsi tweets Coke is better.
ESPN reporter Adam Shefter claims LV Raiders coach Josh McDaniels is fired.
Lebron James requests a trade.
New York Yankees pitcher Aroldis Chapman announced he was signing an extension.
Pepsi tweets Coke is better.
ESPN reporter Adam Shefter claims LV Raiders coach Josh McDaniels is fired.
Rockstar Games tweets new edition of GTA.
Lockheed Martin tweets will stop sales to Saudi Arabia, Israel & the U.S. until further investigation into their record of human rights abuses.
American Girl tweet Colonial Virginia-era doll “owned slaves,” “I’m not even lying.”
Lockheed Martin tweets will stop sales to Saudi Arabia, Israel & the U.S. until further investigation into their record of human rights abuses.
American Girl tweet Colonial Virginia-era doll “owned slaves,” “I’m not even lying.”
Chiquita tweets, “We have not overthrown a government since 1954"
Joe Biden tweets about sucking his own penis.
British Petroleum tweeted, “Just cause we killed the planet doesn’t mean we can’t miss it"
Joe Biden tweets about sucking his own penis.
British Petroleum tweeted, “Just cause we killed the planet doesn’t mean we can’t miss it"
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