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Nov 15 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
You asked, we dug. We rated the crypto exchanges that seem kinda suss right now. #nfa thechainsaw.com/defi/crypto/th…
1. Crypto.com

—“Accidental” $400,000,000 worth in ETH transactions to Gate.io
—Mass withdrawals yesterday

Dumpster fire rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#CryptoCom
2. Gate.io

—Received crypto.com’s suspicious funds but has since released their proof of reserves
—The exchange released a statement clarifying the issue, but users remain unconvinced thanks to post-#FTX paranoia.

Dumpster fire rating: 🔥🔥
3. Huobi (@HuobiGlobal)

—Recently called out for manipulating their own reserves
—Admitted that US$18.1 million of its funds are currently stuck on FTX

Dumpster fire rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
4. AAX (@AAXExchange)

—Suspended all withdrawals for 7–10 days, says it’s for a “scheduled system upgrade”.

Dumpster fire rating: 🔥🔥🔥 thechainsaw.com/business/aax-s…

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Nov 15
BREAKING: More than 9000 people have signed a petition from @CryptoLawUS demanding an investigation into @GaryGensler for handing @SBF_FTX a “regulatory free pass” while FTX committed fraud.
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BREAKING: A potential bank run on Crypto.com may be in progress.

Nearly 90,000 unique transactions have been processed in the last few hours, suggesting that users are scrambling to get their funds off the exchange 👇

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Nov 14
This sh*t is ongoing, so it’s not too late for a ‘WTF happened last weekend’ thread (1/4) 🧵: thechainsaw.com/defi/crypto/ho…
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