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skullsinthestars @drskyskull@mastodon.social

Nov 16 • 6 tweets • 2 min read

Hey let's make Twitter like the old days! Speculate with an example of a #FakeTrumpAnnouncement!

"My Fellow Americans, I have recently received intelligence that has made me conclude that pee is not in fact stored in the balls." #FakeTrumpAnnouncement

"Fellow Patriots, I am here tonight to tell you that untreated syphilis is no joke. It can have catastrophic effects on your brain funshionalialialialialialialifunkytownshitfuckality." #FakeTrumpAnnouncement

"Hello, America. I just wanted to come out here tonight to see if anyone can figure out what this thing is that's growing on my ass." *drops pants* #FakeTrumpAnnouncement

"America, it gives me no pleasure to share these with you, but here in my hand I have a dozen photos showing Ron DeSantis having sex with a variety of barnyard animals." #FakeTrumpAnnouncement

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that Infrastructure Week is finally here!"

*off-camera whispering*:

"psst psst Biden psst psst psst"

"... never mind."

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