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Nov 16 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Hey let's make Twitter like the old days! Speculate with an example of a #FakeTrumpAnnouncement!
"My Fellow Americans, I have recently received intelligence that has made me conclude that pee is not in fact stored in the balls." #FakeTrumpAnnouncement
"Fellow Patriots, I am here tonight to tell you that untreated syphilis is no joke. It can have catastrophic effects on your brain funshionalialialialialialialifunkytownshitfuckality." #FakeTrumpAnnouncement
"Hello, America. I just wanted to come out here tonight to see if anyone can figure out what this thing is that's growing on my ass." *drops pants* #FakeTrumpAnnouncement
"America, it gives me no pleasure to share these with you, but here in my hand I have a dozen photos showing Ron DeSantis having sex with a variety of barnyard animals." #FakeTrumpAnnouncement
"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that Infrastructure Week is finally here!"

*off-camera whispering*:

"psst psst Biden psst psst psst"

"... never mind."

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skullsinthestars @drskyskull@mastodon.social Profile picture
Nov 18
So here's my hypothesis on the whole Musk twitter deal. 1/
Dude LOVES Twitter. As a narcissist, he can't get enough of the adulation of the right-wing mouth-breathers. But Twitter keeps banning the people he loves, so he becomes convinced that Twitter is a liberal SJW organization. 2/
He decides to teach them a lesson, and make an offer to buy the company. Absolutely convinced that it is a left-wing political site, he's sure they'll refuse his offer, even a ridiculously good offer. Then he can say "aha! they're so woke!" and his fans will cheer. 3/
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Oct 8
1. Russia’s invading Ukraine, threatening nukes -better stay out
2. Russia’s invading Poland, threatening nukes -better stay out
3. Russia’s invading Europe, threatening nukes -better stay out
4. Russia’s invading us, threatening nukes -better surrender
I take the threat very seriously, but Putin has opted to give us no choice. Giving into nuclear blackmail from a genocidal aggressor is not an option.
It’s really weird that people think that giving into a genocidal murderer who only respects strength will somehow make us safer.
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Aug 27
Let me do a quick #OldSchoolDungeonsAndDragons, and a real classic: Rahasia (1984), by Tracy and Laura Hickman!
Rahasia is one of two adventures that the Hickmans originally self-published, along with the other classic Pharaoh. It was originally published by their Daystar West Media in 1980, in a run of no more than 200 copies.
The Hickmans originally wrote and sold D&D adventures to fund their own interest in the hobby. However, they ran into financial difficulties and sold their first two adventures to TSR, who also hired Tracy Hickman as a writer.
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Jul 3
Since I've already seen an incredible amount of this abuser logic coming from the pro-forced birth crowd, I wanted to take a moment to address it. I too started out as a person with a "moderate" view of abortion -- which it turns out is exactly what Roe allowed. 1/
But it quickly became clear that the pro-forced birth movement have no interest in making abortion less common. They have no interest in comprehensive sex education, easy access to contraceptives, or resources for family planning and support. 2/
In fact, they largely oppose these motions. Famously, when Sandra Fluke argued before Congress that women should have better access to birth control, she was labeled a "slut." Pro-forced birthers have no interest in any practical means of reducing abortion. 3/
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Jul 2
Also watching some Weirder Stuff.
Lemme just say again: STEEEEEVE
Also: ROBIIIIIIIIN
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May 7
Soon gonna see DorkHair Weirdo and the Many Worlds of Kookiness
What’s the movie called in your universe?
That was WILD.
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