This is the CRAY CRAY BONKERS MCBONKERSPANTS oceanfront mansion of Hawaiian Tropic founder Ron Rice, and this is #FridayNightZillow, back for at least one more night! $5.9999M. 12K sf. Florida, of course! (Warning: Taxidermy & risqué artwork). Let's GO!🧵zillow.com/homedetails/17…? 
These chairs are insane. Everything about this room is insane. Zoom in at your own risk. #FridayNightZillow
Like I said, there's a LOT of taxidermy here. And marble. And ocean. And cringe-y photos of models everywhere. #FridayNightZillow
Master bedroom has nice ocean views, velvety carpet, a crazy shoe chair and, uh, excellent TV placement. #FridayNightZillow
Nice open concept shower and sweet hot tub behind the sauna. Oh, and there are mirrors on the ceiling. It's got some Florida Playboy Mansion vibes. #FridayNightZillow cc: @CocaineDecor
So you've got a pool, a hot tub and a lap pool that goes under a bridge here. And, of course, more of the risque sculptures. #FridayNightZIllow
I forgot to mention the crazy bathroom actually has 2 hot tubs. Because, yeah. Deducting points for that pink/salmon color and the black toilet. #FridayNightZillow
The listing says multiple PAST US PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES have been to this mansion. No we really need to know WHO. I mean, we can guess, but... #FridayNIghtZillow
Of course that room has a gold ceiling. It also has a glass box elevator sort of like Willy Wonka. Either you love this sort of thing or you might be experiencing a migraine right now (sorry!) #FridayNIghtZillow
On the outside it's sort of a normal mansion. But is that razor wire? #FridayNightZIllow
Apparently it wasn't razor wire, just electric cord violations. Btw, here's some backstory on the late Ron Rice, including the silver bucket he mixed Hawaiian Tropic in via @bubbaray90
https://twitter.com/bubbaray90/status/1593769492760637440?s=20&t=9ecMN3LePSWPoFOEv0QmYg
A change of pace. A *working* lighthouse home on the Oregon coast! $1.75M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/15…
The Trump kids are selling Ivana's house. It's perfect if you have Ivana Trump's sense of taste. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/for_sale…
This is a (Trumpian) bathroom. #FridayNightZillow
I'm going to be haunted by this doll in Ivana Trump's house. #FridayNightZillow
Crazy party tub time! In a really big house in Lake Forest, Illinois w/a 10/10 rated high school for $1.895M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/35…
I'd kind of dig having a room like this in an Illinois winter. #FridayNightZillow
AAAACK! #FridayNightZillow. What the hell?
Red kitchen. I bet Dexter's kitchen looks like this. #FridayNightZillow
Is this some kind of table shower? Or something else? #FridayNightZillow
AFFORDABLE EARTHSHIP ALERT. ~$299K. New Mexico. Love the wood tone. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/23…?
Fixer-Upper of the Week. This beauty is just $35K. But it's a total gut job on the inside I'm afraid. Pulaski, Illinois, you're on #FridayNightZillow! zillow.com/homedetails/40…
This one is already pending but thought you'd like to gawk at it. $5.9M. Inspired by the Farnsworth House. They used 60 tons of steel for this thing. Dallas. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…
You won't believe what's inside this Baltimore house with the boring exterior. You really might need a sedative. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/7-…
I imagine Lestat's family would enjoy this kitchen very much. #FridayNightZillow
Oh, yeah. #FridayNightZillow
Are they trying to kill me. #FridayNightZillow
These bathtubs look like torture cribs. #FridayNightZillow
How do people live like this. #FridayNightZillow
"Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." #FridayNightZillow
Boca on #FridayNightZillow. $8.75M for 10K sf. Reminds me Sally Jesse Raphael's TV set for some reason. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/52…
Our Showstopper tonight is a 23BR, 15K sf Boston showpiece. The Ayer Mansion is "the only Tiffany-designed home in the world" per the listing. $14.995M. Needs more pics! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/39…
My wife found our Showstopper tonight from her hospital bed. I hope #FridayNightZillow has been a pickmeup and break from reality for you as it has been for me. Most of the other homes tonight from my sister-in-law and tipsters.
Reminder that I've now got a Mastodon account, but haven't posted anything there yet. journa.host/@steventdennis
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