Thinking about becoming a right-wing talk show host whose only issue is anger that Tiny Desk Concerts happen at a fairly large desk
"The elites say it's the concert that's tiny, not the desk. Oh yeah? Really? When's the last time you heard a short concert described as 'tiny'? Why didn't the call it 'Short Desk Concerts'? Our elites have LIED TO US!!"
"This is the kind of moral relativism they teach at universities today! They're teaching that any desk can be tiny if it wants. NO! Facts are facts! A is A! The desk is big!!"
"Our forefathers would have called this desk but! If Thomas Jefferson had written the Constitution at this desk, he would have praised its Largeness and substantial Size! Only the weak effeminate men of the de-Christianized modern world would call a big desk 'tiny'!!"
OK I think I might be getting too much into the bit here
I do think we should make a concerted effort to trick right-wing ranters into thinking Thomas Jefferson wrote the Constitution, tho
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