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Nov 24 16 tweets 9 min read
CCTV FOLLIES 11/23 No News is no news
Nothing on mass riots in Henan, but the news is so eerily calm as to suggest crisis mode.
-Top story: Our beautiful wetlands
- Xi is thinking about the earth
-More scenic shots
-11/21 Henan factory fire gets mention, but not the riots
None of the scenes from the riots in Zhengzhou were CCTV (surprise, surprise)
Instead it was like a David Attenborough special.
"Our beautiful wetlands" led the news and held it for five minutes.
The only "dabai" white suits you see on CCTV this evening are of the winged variety.
None of this
There's much less of Xi than usual which suggests there might be something to rumors he has Covid, or maybe he's just out in the wetlands enjoying the scenery.
The 11/21 factory fire in Anyang gets airtime as the party tries to show how much it cares about the people but not a word about the ongoing mass unrest in Zhengzhou on 11/22 and 11/23.
Stay tuned...
Some old people like to play billiards and eat snacks.
(Another fluff story)
Tianjin follows the spirit of the "20th" and has happy factory workers...
China's Covid control measures are convenient, of service to the people and scientific
The "aren't you glad you live in China" segment is followed by scenes of Ukraine generously provided by Russia's Defense Ministry
Ukraine fights back near Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant
But it's all the fault of the US and NATO
They provoked Russia!
"NATO's eastward expansion policy is almost like an invasion!"
(Unlike the Russian invasion of Ukraine which can't be mentioned on in keeping with Kremlin line)

The bad news: "The US keeps adding fuel to the fire!"
The good news: ...The master diplomat Putin is still Xi's best friend forever

Here his excellency can be seen meeting Cuban leader Miguel Díaz-Canel
And that's the nights news from Moscow, erh, I mean Beijing...

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Nov 25
CCTV FOLLIES 11/25 Another nothingburger news day

Outside the studios of CCTV, things seem to be heating up. Big news.
You won't see it on the news, but you can sense it.

Chinese social media is awash with troubling images from all four corners of China. Image
The current brutal suppression of worker protest in Zhengzhou is well documented... Image
But Urumqi, which has been under a very long lockdown is also stirring with serious unrest Image
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Nov 25
CCTV FOLLIES 11/24 Hardship in land of plenty
Nightly News top story is the overflowing abundance of food in the entire country.

-Empty shelves in Zhengzhou (not shown)
-Protests in Zhengzhou, lock down (not mentioned)
-Xi congratulates Congo
-Sun Chunlan, Covid Czarina ImageImageImage
This is Not CCTV

A ZhengZhou supermarket ImageImageImage
This is not CCTV
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Nov 22
CCTV FOLLIES 11/22 Night News
Another day with no Xi-shine, but the man's name glows everywhere in big characters whenever he utters a word.

-"Democratic" parties pledge to follow lead of CCP
-Qatar is far out
-Indonesia earthquake
-Let it snow
-Ukraine update?
Democratic party members meet, view museum of CCP exploits, promise to implement the important line of the 20th congress, pledge fealty to CCP
Sun Chunlan in Moscow for talks?
No, it's Zoom time.
She "meets" with Tatiana Golikova to discuss Sino-Russian joint interest in the humanities.
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Nov 21
CCTV FOLLIES 11/21 Late evening news
Xi doesn't dominate the news today, he's probably sleeping or self-isolating after shaking so many hands at G-20 and APEC, but a day without Xi news at CCTV is like a day without sunshine, so his name dominates the news open anyway. ImageImageImage
The big story is the uptick in Covid cases and the crackdown on those who don't follow orders. ImageImage
Sun Chunlan, CCP's Covid Czarina, is on the scene, hectoring locals to get with the program and do a better job. Image
Read 13 tweets
Nov 20
Anyone who's been in Thailand for a day quickly realizes that Thais express greetings with a "wai."

To extend good will, you don't clap, don't point and tend not to shake hands.

Peng Liyuan picked up on this right away.

Her husband, not so much.
He claps and claps and claps.
He continues clapping while Peng Liyuan's birthday cake is cut. Happy 60!

@Rajprasong_News
Another round of "wai" greetings are exchanged and Xi is still clapping, hands somewhere around his belly.
What's with Xi and applause?
It is required etiquette when Xi visits troops and civilians in China, and as in North Korea, it can be sustained for an insane amount of time
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Nov 20
They all got played by Xi, except for maybe Trudeau

jinpeili.substack.com/p/cctv-follies…
Japan and US set the tone, followed by...
Brunei, Philippines, Chile and Singapore
The same dynamic was evident in Bali with Guterres and Meloni...
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