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Nov 25 16 tweets 8 min read
CCTV FOLLIES 11/24 Hardship in land of plenty
Nightly News top story is the overflowing abundance of food in the entire country.

-Empty shelves in Zhengzhou (not shown)
-Protests in Zhengzhou, lock down (not mentioned)
-Xi congratulates Congo
-Sun Chunlan, Covid Czarina
This is Not CCTV

A ZhengZhou supermarket
This is not CCTV
Police stormtroopers stamping out dissent in Zhengzhou
This is CCTV...
Xi congratulates Congo (Kinshasa)
This is CCTV...
Politburo hack Li Zhanshu expounds next to a Red Flag and a Great Wall mural, along with a handy identification plaque that says "China"
This is CCTV...
Sun Chunlan hectors regional officials to get in line with the paramount leader's Covid control program
Nice spaced-out pictures, CCTV, but starting to worry about the phrase "in the next ten years" since the phrase "in the last ten years" is code for the tenure of rule of one ambitious man in particular.
This is CCTV...
The story is about agriculture in Heilongjiang but it's the gauzy mask that really grabs attention.
As for international news, Germany and France express dissatisfaction with the US, which is just how China wants it to be.
Why was Zelensky allowed to address the Security Council of the UN?
His excellency, the Russian ambassador, who wears a proper suit and tie, has some nuanced thoughts on the topic.
Ready for a hard drink?
This one sounds promising.
"For High Quality. For Better Life."
But wait, there's more.
Perhaps you like to imbibe your high-octane firewater from a bottle with a patriotic red star on it.
The ads are endless this evening. A slow news day?

There are public service announcements for "Big Beautiful China" and the Communist Party's hauntingly depicted "The power of the mission"

"The countryside revitalized"
"Great things start with two hands..."
And a thinly-veiled liquor ad.

"A brew worthy of kung fu, a fragrance handed down from generation to generation"
And that's the news, from CCTV.

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Nov 27
NOT CCTV NEWS 11/26 A day of spontaneous protest

A round-up of the day's non-news around the nation.

First, Urumqi where white-suited police go door-to-door looking for instigators and block public streets. ImageImage
Haizhu in Guangzhou is seeing white suits upgrade to a more weaponized look. ImageImage
Chongqing people, sick and tired of lockdowns are literally kicking down walls.

A lone protester silently remembers the lost souls in the Urumqi fire. ImageImage
Read 10 tweets
Nov 26
CCTV FOLLIES 11/26 What's not on the news?

Social media is bursting with images of protest and police citizen clashes across China, but not a peep on CCTV which sails through first ten minutes singing praise of Xi Jinping and the victorious 20th party congress. ImageImage
Scenes from Hotan in Xinjiang where citizens waving red flag break through police barrier manned by white suits.
Similar street battles reported in Tianjin, Guangdong, Chongqing and elsewhere. ImageImageImageImage
And now the news....
"We have some big stories today..."

-Success of Xi Jinping's 20th Congress
-Success of scientific and correct Covid Policy
-Russia strikes foreign fighters in Ukraine Image
Read 35 tweets
Nov 25
CCTV FOLLIES 11/25 Another nothingburger news day

Outside the studios of CCTV, things seem to be heating up. Big news.
You won't see it on the news, but you can sense it.

Chinese social media is awash with troubling images from all four corners of China. Image
The current brutal suppression of worker protest in Zhengzhou is well documented... Image
But Urumqi, which has been under a very long lockdown is also stirring with serious unrest Image
Read 32 tweets
Nov 24
CCTV FOLLIES 11/23 No News is no news
Nothing on mass riots in Henan, but the news is so eerily calm as to suggest crisis mode.
-Top story: Our beautiful wetlands
- Xi is thinking about the earth
-More scenic shots
-11/21 Henan factory fire gets mention, but not the riots
None of the scenes from the riots in Zhengzhou were CCTV (surprise, surprise)
Instead it was like a David Attenborough special.
"Our beautiful wetlands" led the news and held it for five minutes.
Read 16 tweets
Nov 22
CCTV FOLLIES 11/22 Night News
Another day with no Xi-shine, but the man's name glows everywhere in big characters whenever he utters a word.

-"Democratic" parties pledge to follow lead of CCP
-Qatar is far out
-Indonesia earthquake
-Let it snow
-Ukraine update?
Democratic party members meet, view museum of CCP exploits, promise to implement the important line of the 20th congress, pledge fealty to CCP
Sun Chunlan in Moscow for talks?
No, it's Zoom time.
She "meets" with Tatiana Golikova to discuss Sino-Russian joint interest in the humanities.
Read 18 tweets
Nov 21
CCTV FOLLIES 11/21 Late evening news
Xi doesn't dominate the news today, he's probably sleeping or self-isolating after shaking so many hands at G-20 and APEC, but a day without Xi news at CCTV is like a day without sunshine, so his name dominates the news open anyway. ImageImageImage
The big story is the uptick in Covid cases and the crackdown on those who don't follow orders. ImageImage
Sun Chunlan, CCP's Covid Czarina, is on the scene, hectoring locals to get with the program and do a better job. Image
Read 13 tweets

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