This reminds me... My favorite part of #TheCrown when Diana was dating the doctor and he was feeding her snacks and taking her to movies
She was like "let me in that mouth boy"

And buddy was like "oh no" twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
She was ready to make buddy the snack
And he wanted to be self conscious cause he was chubby and boring
This is why you need a solid team…
I would have been in his ear speaking life and favor over him
I would have put my belly directly on that woman forehead
Baby i don’t care WHY you like it… i care THAT you like it
You think i care about causing a Royal scandal???? Imma be like this when the paparazzi come ImageImageImage
Buddy was nervous… if you don’t let that lady chubby chase you!!!!
I woulda been sneaking seasoning on her chicken and everything!!!
He was kissing on the cheek… Image
If you don’t get in there and make a memory!!!!
You nervous cause of who she is… if you don’t put that lady in the figure four leg lock and make her some eggs!!!
She like snacks, movies, And kissing in the mouth… i know people in whole relationships with just one out of the 3

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