#mingcheng BONUS scene.
"I think that went rather well, don't you?" Nie Mingjue asked as he and Jiang Cheng approached their car.
Jiang Cheng regarded Nie Huaisang, who had been tied into the back seat of the SUV with three seatbelts and what appeared to be 550 cord.
"Sure."
"I think that went rather well, don't you?" Nie Mingjue asked as he and Jiang Cheng approached their car.
Jiang Cheng regarded Nie Huaisang, who had been tied into the back seat of the SUV with three seatbelts and what appeared to be 550 cord.
"Sure."
Nie Mingjue sighed, rubbing his forehead. "Zonghui, why did you tie up Huaisang?"
Nie Zonghui, who was rifling around the glove box, looked up with a glare. "He bit me. He's lucky I didn't tie him to the roof of Lan Shufu's car."
"Didi! What have I told you about biting?"
Nie Zonghui, who was rifling around the glove box, looked up with a glare. "He bit me. He's lucky I didn't tie him to the roof of Lan Shufu's car."
"Didi! What have I told you about biting?"
Huaisang hissed like a feral cat. "Only bite family, that way we don't have to pay for rabies shots."
"NO!" Nie Mingjue glared as he got into the driver's seat. "Bad A-Sang, no ice cream."
Jiang Cheng watched all this, wondering if normal families ever had this problem.
"NO!" Nie Mingjue glared as he got into the driver's seat. "Bad A-Sang, no ice cream."
Jiang Cheng watched all this, wondering if normal families ever had this problem.
Nie Zonghui finished putting antiseptic cream on his hand and applying band-aids. "Get in," he said to Jiang Cheng.
"Get in back."
"Fuck no." Zonghui belted himself in. "I call shotgun."
Jiang Cheng gave his husband a scandalized look. His husband, the coward, shrugged.
"Get in back."
"Fuck no." Zonghui belted himself in. "I call shotgun."
Jiang Cheng gave his husband a scandalized look. His husband, the coward, shrugged.
"He got bit. I don't blame him, my heart. Huaisang has sharp teeth for a guy who lives on hard candy and bubble tea. Would you mind riding in back?"
Jiang Cheng huffed in annoyance, but got in the car. He slid in beside Huaisang and glared. "If you bite me, you'll regret it."
Jiang Cheng huffed in annoyance, but got in the car. He slid in beside Huaisang and glared. "If you bite me, you'll regret it."
Huaisang pouted. "Untie me and I won't bite you."
"Hah," Mingjue and Zonghui retorted in unison.
Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes. "No. If you bite me, I'm going to put my fingers up your nose and wipe the boogers on your pretty blouse."
Three grown men screamed at once. "EW!!!"
"Hah," Mingjue and Zonghui retorted in unison.
Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes. "No. If you bite me, I'm going to put my fingers up your nose and wipe the boogers on your pretty blouse."
Three grown men screamed at once. "EW!!!"
Smug, Jiang Cheng settled in. "I want a milkshake," he announced. "Zonghui, since I have to ride in the back, you're paying."
Zonghui studied Mingjue. "Did you know he was like this when you married him?"
Mingjue grinned. "Yup!"
"Wow."
"Milkshake!"
"As you wish, my heart."
Zonghui studied Mingjue. "Did you know he was like this when you married him?"
Mingjue grinned. "Yup!"
"Wow."
"Milkshake!"
"As you wish, my heart."
/// There you go! A funny little interlude while I plot how JFM finds out he's fucked.
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