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Congrats to the new Forbes 30 Under 30!

To celebrate, here's a thread of our favorite previous 30 under 30 recipients:
1. Sam Bankman-Fried

A pioneer of finance
2. Elizabeth Holmes

A pioneer of science
3. Martin Shkreli

A pioneer of pricing strategy
4. Obinwanne Okeke

A pioneer of wire fraud
5. Nikunj Jain

A pioneer of cryptocurrency
Again, congrats to everyone and we can't wait to see who is next in the Forbes 30 under 30 to jail pipeline!
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