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Dec 3 26 tweets 19 min read
CCTV FOLLIES 12.03 Gold and silver in the hills...
News mostly fresh out of the can, but some of the images are pretty.
-Nation mourns, Foreigners send condolences
-China is beautiful. It's an environmental wonderland
-Russia pipeline penetrates Yangtze
-Russia makes war Image
Chinese remember Jiang at home...
Foreign leaders phone it in.
(foreigners not invited to funeral ceremonies) ImageImageImageImage
The authoritative flagship news program devotes the middle section entirely to pretty pictures.

Airing canned news gives a break to tired staffers overworked from covering, and covering up, the news of recent days. ImageImageImageImage
Someone high up at CCTV likes birds.
Remember, CCTV's surname is "party"
It's the mouth of the party. ImageImageImageImage
Perhaps the nature shots are meant as palette cleanser for a populace weary and wary of real news. ImageImageImageImage
It's like a page out of "China Reconstructs"

Clean, obedient children draw beautiful pictures of a pristine land. ImageImageImageImage
Even the cities are green, sort of.
Sure, Beijing has a lot of buildings and few trees, but don't forget, it has the world's biggest Bird's Nest. ImageImageImageImage
And don't forget the Yellow River. It's like a coiled dragon. Properly tamed, as it is under Xi, it is capable of bestowing the mandate of heaven. ImageImageImageImage
Autumn mists, autumn leaves.
Pandas and tigers at play. ImageImageImageImage
It's an ecological wonderland, except maybe for the sheep.
Lamb kebabs are popular in Beijing ImageImageImageImage
And speaking of harmony with nature, taming those wild rivers really makes for a very wonderful kind of synergy between man and nature.

(environmental scientists might disagree, but I digress) ImageImageImageImage
Adding to China's green vision of itself are cargo ships, trains, planes and more trains. ImageImageImageImage
True, nature must be subject to some sacrifices, but Chairman Xi Jinping has solved the age-old conundrum of development.

"Green water and green mountains are mountains of gold and silver" (TM) ImageImageImageImage
Indeed ImageImageImageImage
The pictures speak for themselves... ImageImageImageImage
Even when the juxtapositions don't make much sense. ImageImageImageImage
And now, in other breaking stories...

The spirit of the 20th party congress is being realized at the local level! ImageImageImageImage
You see, as we learned from the report of the 20th, just as Xi Jinping says.... ImageImageImageImage
Shanghai? Wasn't there some commotion there recently?

Yes there was. Young people are flocking to indoctrination sessions to learn about Xi's teachings.

The 20th Party Congress, a gift that keeps on giving. ImageImageImageImage
We are guided by the spirit of the 20th, blah, blah blah
As party secretary Xi says...blah, blah, blah ImageImageImageImage
Even the Macao casino magnates and their staffers are getting in on the act. An opulent ballroom is used for an indoctrination session. Image
And then, in what perhaps constitutes the first genuine news story of the day. Shenzhou 15 is docked with the Tiangong space station. Image
And another small news item.
The latest Covid stats.

Lots of confusion about the new policy, but you won't hear it here. Image
And the uplifting news of learning that the new Sino-Russia gas pipeline has penetrated China's south via a massive tunnel dug under the Yangtze River.
So green... ImageImage
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Dec 5
The Shenzhou 14 crew flies back to Beijing after a successful mission but needs ground assist to get out of plane since they've been in zero-gravity for half a year. ImageImageImage
China's space program is on a roll. A new crew, ferried to the Tiangong space station by the Shenzhou 15 capsule atop a Long March rocket, is now in space. ImageImage
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Dec 5
CCTV FOLLIES 12.05 Hu shows up?

The news today is three-fold: Jiang's funeral, Shenzhou astronauts return and usual Russian bombing footage in Ukraine.
-Hu Jintao makes a low key appearance to pay respects to his predecessor Jiang Zemin. ImageImageImageImage
Hu stands between Xi Jinping and Li Zhanshu, bringing to mind the seating chart on the dais of the 20th party congress from which Hu was ejected.
Everyone's following a script here, so it's hard to say what's really happening, but it's news enough just to see Hu in attendance. ImageImage
Hu Jintao pauses to show respect as he passes the open-coffin of Jiang Zemin Image
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Dec 4
CCTV FOLLIES 12.04 Xi: Constitution is me
-Jiang accolades keep coming in:
-All ethnic groups in Tibet loved Jiang
-Jiang was a precursor to Xi Jinping (Hu, not so much)
-Constitution is the authority and will of the Party
-Russian rockets flare
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Tibet party branch secretary on the passing of Comrade Jiang Zemin...
"We are deeply saddened because we really have deep memories of him." ImageImageImageImage
"Jiang exerted great effort to build a new, modern socialist Tibet"
"We must turn our grief into power to unite and struggle"
(last line sounds like a Xi soundbite) ImageImageImage
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Dec 1
CCTV FOLLIES 12.01 Mourning and museums

Gloomy mourning rites for Jiang Zemin (10 minutes)
-Things brighten up at a CCP museum exhibit personally inspired by Xi Jinping
(It's like the Wizard of Oz going from B&W to color.)

-Russian update on Ukraine
-US stealing oil ImageImageImageImage
The camera starts with Xi and his wife and then turns its hierarchy-sensitive gaze to the rest of the masked politburo. What? Xi wearing a mask? Outside in the fresh air?
Symbolism.
He's at one with the mourning elite today. ImageImageImageImage
The Nightly News recounts the drama of Jiang Zemin's body being flown into Beijing. ImageImageImageImage
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Nov 30
CCTV FOLLIES 11.30 Xinwen Lianbo, part two

"Jiang was a great Marxist...an outstanding leader of our great cause...an incalculable loss"

"In accordance with China's practice, foreign governments, political parties and friendly personages will not be invited."
Xi Jinping (top of the list, large print) heads the honorary funeral committee. This section includes hundreds of names and goes on for a mind-numbing five minutes.

Fun fact: Hu Jintao ranks 36th in the titular hierarchy.
Sometimes CCTV wows its viewers with spectacular images.

Sometimes it bores people out of their minds.
Read 19 tweets
Nov 30
CCTV FOLLIES 11.30 Another slow news day

Dark attire is first indication that something happened.
It did.
Jiang Zemin is dead.
CCTV can make the protests go away with a magic wand, they can make Jiang's successor and Xi's predecessor disappear from the stage in real time, Image
but how long can they deny this story? Perhaps a short delay in the announcement of Jiang's passing to conjure up a narrative favorable to Xi, but they can't hide it for long. Image
Here he is. A man who helped Xi in his unexpected rise but got no gratitude. Banished like a Buddha on a shelf. Image
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