Many, many years ago, Santa was about to make his final stop on Christmas Eve: Campobello Island, in the Canadian Maritimes, where terrible nor'easter was raging. The sea was mountainous in the fierce wind and freezing rain. 1/
As he passed over the bay, Santa caught sight of a fishing boat being battered by the enormous waves, taking on water and sure to be lost. Being the protector of sailors as well as children, St. Nick came to their aid... 2/
...and was able to tug, with enormous effort by both himself and by the reindeer, to safety. But that was all the strength that Santa had. He collapsed on the docks, wet, frozen, and spent. 3/
He was found by Mother Goodie, a local fisherwoman, who dragged him inside and revived him. Santa tried to get up, knowing that he still had to deliver the fill the stockings of the island’s children, but was too exhausted to move. 4/
Mother Goody insisted that he rest and warm up, and that he needn’t worry himself:
She would fill the stockings. 5/
Mother Goody lacked Santa’s chimney magic, but, being the island's most accomplished angler, she simply sent the line of her trusty fishing pole on an arc into the chimneys, hook the stockings, and reel them back to fill with candy & nuts. Then she’d return them the same way. 6/
Santa was grateful to Mother Goodie for his rescue, but even more grateful that the children of the island had their treats on Christmas morning. He asked her if there was anything he could do to repay her kindness and hard work, and she asked only... 7/
...that she might be permitted to fill the stockings of the children of Campobello forever after, a task she still undertakes to this very day (though now she does so on the New Year, that the children of Campobello might not be deprived of a visit from St. Nick, too). 8/end
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Dave's right here, but also, it's important to recognize that some folks DO have lots of advantages re: art right out of the gate. It's just rarely, if ever, innate ability, but there are factors that make talent SEEM innate. 1/short thread
A kid that gets read to all the time from the time they're born is more likely to pick up reading early, and is more likely to become a reader. A kid whose parent does lots of hand-eye coordination stuff and sports play is more likely to display a propensity for athletics. 2/
Not always, of course! Plenty of read-to kids will struggle with reading, and plenty of kids with sporty parents are hopeless on the field. BUT, all things being equal, those kids are going to display an above-age-level ability that will be noted, praised, and commented on. 3/
I know there are artist folks who have ADD (or ADHD) and struggle with it, and I wanted to give you the perspective of a happy full-time artist whose every moment is defined by it, but not in a bad way. 1/
So to give you a quick overview of how my brain works:
When I was younger, my dad might say "hey, Chris, did you chop the firewood?" and I'd say "what kind of dog is Eddie on Frasier?" 2/
My dad, or anyone, might take this as me not listening or something. But I was listening. In my mind: firewood=chimney=santa=christmas=boar's head madrigal=battle beast with a boar head=playing with battle beasts in the tub=being in water=swimming=hanging from diving... 3/
Folks from outside Kentucky who think that McGrath is the best bet to beat McConnell: You're wrong, and it's because you don't understand Kentucky. 1/
Kentucky has more registered democrats that they have registered republicans (about 48% to 43%). Our state has fought many bloody battles over workers’ rights, and the experience has left our long-exploited coal communities extremely poor AND pro-worker. 2/
We (as a state, especially in the east) rely heavily on government assistance, both for food and medical care, because it takes a long time to build those communities back up from what they’ve become, and no one has committed the resources necessary to do so. 3/
Since we’re all talking about the Pledge of Allegiance, I think it’s important to note that some folks’ religion (including mine; I’m Christian) expressly forbids reciting it. Matthew 5:33-37, Jesus talking here: 1/11
"Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not break your oath, but fulfill to the Lord the vows you have made.'
But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven… 2/11
“… for it is God's throne; or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. (cont) 3/11