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Dec 19 16 tweets 5 min read
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This is the menu card of the SBS Christmas dinner 1943 at their base in Athlit. The feast was laid on by brigadier Douglas Turnbull of Special Raiding Forces. He’d even arranged for the boys to be serenaded by an ENSA singer, Miss Judy Shirley
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Bad idea. As Dick Holmes (pic left), MM, told me: ‘Many of us had just recovered from the hammering we’d lived through in the Dodecanese. We looked forward to eating the special meal prepared by our excellent chef, Sgt Salmon.’
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Holmes had been heavily Stuka-ed on Samos, other SBS had fought their way off Leros. Holmes recalled the moment he & his best mate, Doug Wright (pic, far right) had been hugging the bottom of a slit trench during an air attack. Suddenly…
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“Andy Lassen [VC] came diving in, shivering & really scared. Doug looked at him, grinned & asked ‘Glad you joined now?’"
According to Doug Wright, MM, that Stuka raid “was the only time I ever saw Andy looking a little frightened.”
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Back to Christmas dinner.
Dick Holmes: “The officers & the sgts had just placed our meals in front of us when our intrepid brigadier appeared on the scene, accompanied by Judy Shirley.” Turnbull said Shirley’s presence was a ‘reward’ for their efforts in recent weeks.
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“She began,” said Dick, “and we eyed our meal, congealing on the plate. From down the end of the table a voice boomed ‘Get her out of here!’. The brigadier went red in the face but decided to withdraw, leaving us free to eat our special meal.”
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Meanwhile 1 and 2SAS were camped together in Philippeville, Algeria. On this day in 1943, Dec 19, they clashed on the rugby field. The 1SAS war diary didn’t record who won but 1SAS had Mayne, Lowson & Wiseman, among others, 3 handy players.
I’d be surprised if 2SAS triumphed
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On Dec 20, 1SAS entrained for Algiers in goods wagons, 20 men to each. War diary noted no food from 1100 to 21hrs. Then ‘bread and bully’.
On Dec 22 they arrived at their transit camp, 20 miles outside Algiers.
On Dec 23 they were allowed to visit Algiers.
Cue chaos.
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Bob Lowson (pic) told me that among the boys’ various antics that day he and Sid Blanche “got boozed & ended up having perms done in some barbers”.
As they began to sober up they asked themselves what Paddy Mayne would make of their perms.
“So we went back and had crew cuts.”
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Then there was the legendary Jock McDiarmid. It was very wet in Algiers, so Jock (pic) entertained the boys with his Puddle Dance. “I’ve never seen anything so funny in my life,” said Lowson. “It was a cross between a Highland fling & a sword dance in the middle of a stream"
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The 1SAS war diarist noted that Christmas lunch consisted of: ‘A pork chop & tinned turkey with carrots & roast potatoes; pears & custard. Tolerable.’
But then at 2000hrs they received the best gift imaginable: ‘Sqn lorried down to Algiers to docks’.
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At 22hrs they embarked on the SS Otranto (pic).
“This really is the best way of spending Christmas day, embarking for the UK,” recorded the war diary.
After 23 months in North Africa, 1SAS were going home.
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In Noci, southern Italy, a squadron of 2SAS was also celebrating Xmas. Having gorged on turkey & all the trimmings, plus plum-pudding & custard, and, according to Lt Jimmy Hughes (pic), “a large quantity of wine”, the boys had “drunk ourselves into a stupor”.
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Four Italian soldiers “played the accordion & sang operatic songs”. There were even decorations, of a sort: balloons, in reality inflated army issue condoms.
On December 27 a party was thrown by 2SAS for the locals.
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By then, said Hughes, “our balloons had deflated & their origin was clear. However, being Catholics they could hardly admit to being shocked by the sight.”
Hughes wooed a local lass called Elisabetta: “I fell for her beauty & her nightingale voice.”

Merry Christmas, all.

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Dec 21
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What was the single most successful SAS raid in North Africa in WW2?
It was one that didn't involve Paddy Mayne, Jock Lewes or David Stirling.
It was led by Bill Fraser (pic), and it occurred on this day, Dec 21, in 1941.
This is the story of the raid on Agedabia: Image
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With Fraser were four men, three of whom had also joined the SAS from No11 Cdo: Bob Tait, John Byrne & Jeff Du Vivier.
The fifth was Arthur Phillips, No7 Commando, who ‘had communist leanings’. Taken in Cairo 1941, Byrne is 2 from left and Phillips 3rd. Note the white berets Image
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They left Jalo on December 19 in the back of an LRDG truck belonging to S1 (Rhodesian) Patrol & drove 150 miles north-west towards Agedabia. Fraser & his men were dropped 16 miles from the target at 0100 hrs on Dec 21. The area was teeming with Germans.
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Dec 17
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This cartoon and those that follow were drawn by J.O Maxfield of the LRDG. They were kindly sent to me by the son of Lt Tim Heywood, the brilliant & ingenious officer in charge of the LRDG Signals Section.
Maxfield was in the section. Image
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The 'Hough' mentioned in this cartoon, was Bill Hough of the LRDG Signals Section Image
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This one is titled 'Après La Guerre'.

Heywood was poached from the Middlesex Yeomanry by Ralph Bagnold in October 1940. His C.O was ‘furious’ to lose his Wireless Officer & his peers were mystified why he wanted to join a small maverick unheard-of unit Image
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Dec 14
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To honour Blair ‘Paddy’ Mayne, who died on this day in 1955, here are some recollections of the big man, told to me by men who served under him in the SAS:

First, one of those who knew him best, and who revered his memory decades later, Johnny Cooper:
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“Paddy gave the appearance of a gentle giant, but he wouldn't suffer fools gladly. If a soldier wasn't doing his job properly he wouldn't stand by and tolerate inefficiency”.

Johnny, right
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“I never saw him [Mayne] scared, he just hadn't the same sort of fear that the rest of us had. He didn't have a problem about his own safety - though he cared deeply about the rest of us - and it seemed he accepted death as part of a job and if it happened, well, it happened."
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Dec 13
1/6
In honour of Gabriel Kinney and all the men of the 2nd Bttn, Marauders, who fought at Nhpum Ga, here are a selection of photographs related to the siege, March-April 1944.
Wounded being brought down from the hilltop into the village of Hsamshingyang, April 8.
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Jack Howard, 3rd Bttn, helps transport a wounded buddy from Nphum Ga
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Father Thomas Barrett prepares to take Easter Mass, 9 April, at Hsamshingyang, after the lifting of the siege.
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Dec 13
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Sad news.
Gabriel Kinney has died aged 101. One of ‘Merrill’s Marauders’, Gabriel was an iron ore miner from Alabama. Having fought at Guadalcanal, Gabriel volunteered for the Marauders in Sept 1943 and served in the 2nd Battalion.
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Gabriel fought throughout the Marauders campaign in Burma, including the brutal siege at Nhpum Ga in April 1944 when the 2nd Battalion - plagued by disease, thirst & hunger - fought off wave after wave of Japanese assaults on their hilltop position. He told me in 2013:
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“Every minute of Nhpum Ga is still in my memory…thirteen days & fourteen nights that the English language cannot describe."

The Marauders came through because "we were a well-trained group of soldiers who did what had to be done, when & where it had to be done".
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Dec 10
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Whatever the outcome of this evening's match, it’s important to remember that deep down we love each other no matter what...
OK, so not as much as Roger Boutinot, a French SAS Original, & his English wife Cecilia.
This is their story:
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Cecilia’s uncle had married a French woman he met in Amiens in WW1. They were living in Cheshire in 1940 & volunteered to host French soldiers as part of a scheme. That’s how Roger & Cecilia first met. They didn’t start dating until after he returned from North Africa in 1943.
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Their first date was a disaster.
18-year-old Cecilia kept civilian time and arrived late. Roger (pic) hadn't hung around.
As she recounted with a laugh 60 years later. “Roger told me ‘You not there. I go’.”
The second date went better & they married in June 1945
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