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Dec 22 7 tweets 2 min read
Our son was supposed to arrive on Vancouver Island on Dec. 20th. We now hope to see him Christmas Eve, arriving by bus from Calgary, since #Westjet canceled his connecting flight. My wife wrote this ballad about his experience. 1/6
I’ll be home for Christmas
‘Because I’ll take a bus
#WestJet abandoned me
To freeze in Calgary
And said, “we can’t help do not contact us!” 2/6
“You’re stranded over Christmas
In a city far from home
It’s late and dark and cold
Our flights we oversold
We have no staff and you are on your own.” 3/6
I’ll bus home for Christmas
#WestJet won’t rebook
Although I paid to fly
They didn’t even try
They acted like a bunch of heartless crooks 4/6
I’ll be home for Christmas
Don’t buy what WestJet sells
I know they’ll try to claim
The weather was to blame
So they don’t need to pay for my hotel 5/6
I’ll be home for Christmas
Very late and very tired and broke
You left me far from home
Abandoned and alone
#WestJet your “Christmas miracle”’s a joke! 6/6

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