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Dec 28 β€’ 13 tweets β€’ 3 min read
A sanghi Big Lie that many Whatsapp sheeple swallow after constant repetition is "Hindus participate in Christmas and Eid but Muslims or Christians never participate in our festivals 😑😀"

Complete lie.

They obviously won't pray to other gods but they SO very much participate!
Having fun at each other's festivals used to be one of the best things about India.

Sanghis are destroying that. So fast!
Muslims Christians Sikhs Parsis participated in arts, sports, talent contests at Ganpati, not in artis.
We went and thulped iftaar every Ramzan without anyone teaching us the kalma and the cakes and sweets and other treats every Christmas without ever learning John 3:16.
I started going to the iftaar stalls in Pune with carnivorous fellow bommins at age 17, and then went every year for most of the next decade. Cheap tasty street food with meat. πŸ˜‹

Every time we pointed at beef to order, the seller gave full disclosure "badey ka hai, haan 🀷🏽".
We were mainly there for the beef of course. Ooof I can still taste those flavors!

But my point is, every Muslim vendor would proactively tell us visibly Hindu boys, this is beef, FYI. This even happened to me in the Netherlands once. It shows respect for each other.
But in the insecure paranoid imagination of the Sanghi, Muslims and Christians are waiting for any opportunity to trick you into eating beef or whatever and then "convert" you.

This is a decades old myth. Origin of the casual Bombay slur "paowalla" for Christians.
Aside - when I met @floydcardoz at his NYC restaurant Paowallah, I talked about the name. And he said yeah, there was a proud element of "taking it back" in starting a restaurant in Manhattan named for a term that was often thrown at him insultingly in India growing up.
Things like Ganpati, Garba, Pujo, Eid, Christmas, Holi, Onam were all happy inclusive occasions in India. We are the country that would wish people "happy good Friday" lol instead of "happy Easter".

Modi and Sanghis have turned them all into new fissures to mine resentment.
I hope all Indians who watch #DerryGirls take a moment to pause and realize that BJP actively working to turn us into something like the Derry in that show. They are starting a sanghi version of The Troubles. Pitting us in perpetual sectarian conflict.
If we start turning our endless festivals into occasions to divide rather than come together, then we are very much looking at NI Troubles or Gaza type situation for the rest of our lives in India. That's the real "Gujarat Model".

Divide, Demonize, and Rule.
Remember that at the end of the day, almost every single "religious festival" has something to do with the moon, the sun, or the Earth's axis. The religious stories have been retrofit. Why so many festivals in so many religions coincide. They are based on nature not religion.
There's this cute scene in #GhostsBBC where Robin, the caveman ghost (presumably around for 100K years) dismisses Christmas as "a fad".

The others say, dude, 2000 years!

He's like, exactly. In 2000 years, solstice will have some other name. It's just a fad.
So yeah, you celebrate the winter solstice with Hannukah or Christmas or Sankrant or Pongal. Spring with Easter, Holi, Passover etc. Autumn harvest with Diwali, Thanksgiving, Onam etc.

Eat, drink, have fun. That's the point of festivals.

Not hate like sanghis are full of.

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Yeah this. Nuanced point but important.

At least Christians have aggressive marketing campaigns and budgets and conversion targets and all. Church run.

There are no incentives of any kind for an Indian Muslim to convert a Hindu by fraud. And dangerous systemic disincentives...
Seriously dangerous life threatening disincentives. The idea that any real constituency of Muslims exists in India that is focused on seducing and converting Hindu women is so bizarre that only a bigoted mind can buy into it based on a couple of freak incidents out of 1.4 bn.
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All they need is a couple of freak incidents & they demonize everyone with mass lies.
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Legislation only solution.
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Set side a carbon capture fund that is 10% of revenues of any big corp that uses fossil fuels.
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