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Dec 31, 2022 β€’ 84 tweets β€’ 29 min read β€’ Read on X
β€œi want a big boy, i need a big boy (it's cuffing season)”
β€” a short #heejake πŸ”ž au wherein:

it's april 1 and yun (sjy) decides he wants to prank his best friend ethan (lhs) through message with the lyrics of sza's song, β€œbig boy”. ImageImageImageImage
β€” not necessarily wholly πŸ”ž but the end takes that turn
β€” short, fluff, crack, random
β€” contains expletives, suggestive images, and one (1) graphic mature content

β€” ignore timestamps. ⚠️ ang importante lang is they're texting at around 1:30 pm and that's april 1.
a/n: wala lang talaga huhu. recently ko lang nadiscover ang "big boy" tas na-lss ako 😭 then wala lang talaga. randomly ko lang na think this through. wag kayo masyado mag expect lols.
β€” please censor names when qrt esp. sa more mature panels
1 | sza big boy lss moment ImageImage
2 | uy lockscreen veh Image
3 | bespren? lasang KASINUNGALINGAN Image
4 | favorite? amoy TORPE ImageImage
5 | ang sweet naman nyannn ImageImage
6 | huhu bagay talaga vevs Image
7 Image
8 ImageImage
9 | amoy pahamak hahahaha Image
10 | ay ayon kay galeng ImageImage
11 | bassers bassers ImageImage
12 | haters pt. 1 ImageImage
13 | haters pt. 2 ImageImage
14 | haters pt. 3 Image
15 | violint yarne?? Image
16 | enjoy si eccla ImageImage
17 Image
18 | last words bago isuko ang bataan ImageImage
19 Image
20
β€” cut! curiouscat.me/eimcizi Image
21 | cutie thanthan πŸ₯Ί ImageImage
22 | real na real pa yan sa dalandan ImageImage
23 | di pa kay magjowa sa lagay na yan?? ImageImage
24 Image
25 ImageImage
26 | paunang kaba ImageImage
27 | ignore lang the time stamp. parang indicator lang yan ng breaks between their convo since tumi-twitter pa jekjek niyo ImageImage
28 Image
29 | kaba new wave! ImageImage
30 | hala cheresteyen grey pegue Image
31 | hala na misplaced ang softboy personality nya huhu ImageImage
32 | magpasalamat tayo kasi pinush nya HAHAHAHA ImageImage
34 ImageImage
35 | grabe naman words mo retsam ssob, pero tuhray ng mirror selfie na yan ha bentaaa ImageImage
36 | sos. di daw siya sanay vulgar words from thanthan Image
37 | wala akong macaption na legits ImageImage
38 | "yun ko" AMPβ€” ImageImage
39 | lutong vevs Image
40 | oops ImageImage
41 | 1 second suyuan kasi mahina si thanthan ImageImage
42 | shookt.jpeg ImageImage
43 | meanwhile, jay Image
44 | awts gege. gisinging niyo na lang ako pag may maggaganto rin sakin ImageImage
45 Image
46 | ay di obvious beh? ImageImage
47 | *nag-hyperventilate rin* ImageImage
48 | nakakaulol.jpeg ImageImage
49 | pakilig na pakilig thanthan ha HAHAHA Image
50 | ay shawty pasasabugin ka talaga nyna later CHZ Image
51 | ganyan talaga. landi b4 school ImageImage
52 Image
53 | pasabog ni big boy thannie
β€” w: sekc pic ImageImage
54 Image
55 | nginig is REAL talaga frfr istg istg ImageImage
56 | sa loob pala kulo nitong ni thanthan HAHAHAHA
β€” w: suggestive img ImageImage
57 Image
58 | HAHAHAHAHA inang meme yan, but go off i guess mars ImageImage
59 Image
60 | concerned friends na akala nag aaway sila ImageImage
61 ImageImage
62 ImageImage
63 | omg medyo mahaba haba po ang bonding nila Image
64 | gandang bati yan bhie? Image
65 | ang mga concerned frennies Image
66 | wala siyang pake actually HAHAHA Image
67 | wag niyong buksan kung di niyo kaya FRFR TALAGA PLS DAPAT MATATAG KAYO
β€” w: explicit πŸ”ž content
β€” i mean, SERYOSO, baka idelete ko nga to
β€” i already censored this but still might delete mga ka-hjks ✊✊
67 | super censored ver & back up kasi baka idelete ko yang nasa taas HEHEHE | grabe naman pala kayo may proof ng bonding Hahaha. for priv kalat daw kasi ni thanthan sana HAHAHAAH ImageImageImageImage
68 Image
69 | JAY HAHAHAHAHA ImageImage
70 | nICKS KAYA MO YAN 😭😭😭 ImageImage
71 | relate mars Image
72 | kala mo di namali ng upload hmmm Image
73 | jay ur the og 😭😭😭✊ Image
74 | SPEAK UR TRUTH SYLV ImageImage
75 | therapy.jpeg ImageImage
76 | walang pake 2.0 at ayun nga napa-thank you pa HAHAHA Image
77 | go off marssss Image
[end.]
hehehe so yun lang. skl kasi sobrang random lang talaga nito HAHAHAHA also ‼️‼️‼️ ANG HIRAP PALA MAGHANAP NG MEDIA PARA SA MGA RATED FICS????? saludo na ako sa inyo mga au writers 😭😭 hinalughog ko na twt para makahanap lang ng mga media and it was not easy frfr

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