Thread by @VicariouslyYN

#TaeGiAU where TH finally adopts the sweet tabby from the cat cafe he visits every week. When he purchases a new collar for him, it turns out to be cursed, turning his new pet... Into a new roommate?

An awkward situation spawns a white lie...

"Oh, uh, that's my... boyfriend?" https://t.co/vXYLn37OYK

https://twitter.com/taegiweekend/status/1616197237738213377

Writing as I go, idk what this is, gonna be cute and HOPEFULLY short lol.

TH stands awkwardly halfway between the living room, where he was entertaining his parents, and the hallway where...

Well, where his cat /should/ be. But instead there stands a man around his age with cat-like eyes wearing nothing at all but the pendant he swears he put around his cat's neck only this morning.

Cheeks pink, he turns to his parents and apologizes profusely, stammering out his words. He tries to ignore how his father looks scandalized and his mother looks like she's smirking.

"At the very least, you should have told us you had... Company over, baby bear... we could have come another time" His mother coos, stealing another glance behind him. His father huffs and covers her eyes as he steers them both towards the door.

"It's not- It's not what it looks like!" TH exclaims, rushing to stop his parents.

His dad quirks a brow. "Oh? So you /don't/ have a random naked man lounging about your home unannounced while your parents come over for lunch?"

"Oh, uh, that's my... boyfriend?"

"Boyfriend?" His mother replies, clapping excitedly. "Ohhh baby bearrr why didn't you /tell us/ you were seeing someone? Oh my gosh darling he's got a /boyfriend/ now did you hear?"

His father grunts and narrows his eyes, even as he pats his wife's excited hands. "Yes, I heard him. Darling, won't you go on out and let us men have a moment?"

"Ohhh it's nothing I haven't seen but alright." She kisses TH's cheek and waves to the man in the hall. "Bye darlings! Call you soon baby bear I promise!"

Once the door clicks shut, causing TH to wince, his father stares him down even more.

"Who is he really?"

"I told you he's my... my boyfriend."

"Mhm. And how long have you known him?"

TH blinks, thinking of how long he visited the cat cafe for. "Um, about... 8 months? Give or take?"

"I see. And you have vetted him?"

"He's thoroughly /vetted/ I assure you" TH grimaces at the truth of that statement. He watched the /vetting/ happen literally 24 hours ago.

His dad sighs, clearly not buying it but also not knowing how to push it to get the answers he wants.

"Well. If you're serious enough to move in together, then I assume you're serious enough to bring him to your cousins wedding in a month?-"

"-Oh, and your mother has a few engagements before then, be sure to pack him along for those as well. Better introduce your /boyfriend/ to the whole family, no?"

"R-right... Yeah, of course! That's... Those sound like great ideas, I'll... I'll be sure to run it by him and um... I'll text mom?"

His dad stares at him a little longer before he grunts and turns back to the door. Just as he opens it he calls out 'goodbye boyfriend' to the man in the hall.

He hears what strangely sounds like a loud meow in return, before TH shuffles him out and locks the door, collapsing to the floor with a huff.

"What the fuck is happening" he whispers to himself, staring back into the eyes of his human-shaped-new-cat.

An hour later finds TH sitting on the couch beside the naked man, who has spend the better part of that hour trying to fit his large body on the back cushion before giving up and curling up on the seat of it.

He tries very hard not to look at the bare skin, moving to drape an afghan over him carefully. The man hisses and kicks it to the side, curling his body away so he can watch the human carefully.

"Okay this is ridiculous. You're a /cat/ not a human. Maybe if I take the necklace off?"

Leaning over slowly, the naked form hisses again, brows furrowed, at the approaching hand.

"Come on Yoonie, I need to put you back to normal okay?"

"Nnnngg" The man attempts to growl, eyes widening when he isn't able. "Nng?"

And then he's off like a rocket down the hall, grunting, like he's afraid of his own voice.

To be fair, maybe he is.

TH manages to coax him out with a fresh can of tuna, served on a plate because he just can't fathom giving a grown man a can of tuna and watching him try to eat it.

He also spends about 3 minutes cooing at the new human when he licks his hand to clean his face and gets excited that his hand has a little more tuna scent on it each time.

By the end of the first week, they've made very little progress in... 'humanizing' the cat. He seems to grasp that he's /different/ but he doesn't seem to understand what exactly that means.

And he is allergic to clothing, apparently, because no matter what TH puts him in... By the time he turns around, it's gone entirely.

"Yoonie /please" TH begs him to stay clothed, so his mother can come over for tea.

YG hisses and crosses his arms, a gesture he's learned to parrot from when TH sounds exasperated.

"No clothes."

"But /why/ Yoonie? Why do you not want clothes? We're human, we wear clothes!"

"No human, no clothes!"

TH sighs just as the doorbell rings. "Fuck. Okay Yoongles how about we make a deal?"

"Deal..."

"Yes, a deal. You wear JUST pants, only while we are around people... And I'll give you three cans of tuna! I'll even comb your hair like you like!"

"Tuna... Three?"

The doorbell chimes again, twice this time. Clearly his mother is eager.

"Yes yes three!"

"Pants... clothes?"

"Not full clothes, but pants are technically clothes yes"

YG frowns, eyeing the cloth the human is dangling in front of him. He leans forward to sniff them, only to have them thrown at him as TH darts to the door.

"Coming! Coming coming hold on!"

TH returns while his mother removes her coat and shoes, to find YG stuck head and shoulders first in the pants.

"Oh my- Oh god okay here here let me just-"

He yanks them down for the man before sitting him on the sofa to quickly shimmy the sweatpants up his legs. YG watches with distrust until TH ties the strands and drops them in a hurry on his lap.

Suddenly, he's beyond fascinated with these 'pants'. They come with a toy! Why didn't TH say so?

"Oh baby bearrrr- Oh! Oh it's the /boyyyfriennnd/" TH's mother croons, startling YG into jumping on the couch.

Undeterred, she slides in next to him and pats him on the shoulder, winking dramatically at him. "Hello /boyfriennnnd/ what's your name?"

YG jerks his gaze to TH, who is miming to be quiet and not hiss. He frowns and stares, unblinking, at the woman to tell her to go away and that he doesn't trust her.

It doesn't work. She grabs the tea from the table and pushes a cup into his hands before leaning even closer.

"Go on, what's your name darling?"

Yoongi knows his name, but not how to make his mouth say it like TH does. He could say it the way he knows it if he was only smaller like before... but this big body doesn't say things the same way as before. Frustrated, he grunts, attempting to flick his ears in irritation.

"Ah, he's... shy... Sorry mother... His name is YG though, but um... I call him Yoonie usually so if you... If you hear me say that, you know..."

TH moves to sit in the chair across from them, but is stopped by his mother's waving hands.

"No no baby bear please come sit next to your sweetie, don't let this old woman interrupt young love. I'll take the chair come on there we go." She all but pushes him into YG's lap. He grabs the cup from him and puts it back on the table, grateful nothing spilled.

"So, how is everyone back home?" He asks, hoping to distract her.

She immediately dives into how her book club has gone, how his father still rattles off his plans for retirement despite everything being set already-

-and how his cousins were absolutely /thrilled/ to hear he had a date for the wedding.

"Speaking of the wedding... Baby bear I'm not one to judge what you do in your own home but..." She eyes the half naked man that glowers at her still.

"You'll make sure to both wear something nice, right? Do you own a suit sweetheart?" She asks YG, leaning closer to catch his eyes "If not, we'll get you something okay? No need to feel bad, we're the ones inviting you after all"

"Um, he... I'll take him shopping mom, don't worry."

"Okay but if you need help-"

"I will, I will. I'll let you know."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"Prom...ise?" YG parrots, glancing between the two of them "Promise... is... deal?"

"Is he alright baby bear? Honey are you okay?" TH's mom frowns in concern.

"Ah, he's um... He's actually foreign, mom? So... He may not talk much. He's ah, you know, shy about..."

"Ohhhhh" TH's mom smiles fondly. "So he's learning the language for you then? Oh how precious."

🦝 A/N: Bit of a speed-through section it is! First update in a few minutes :)

It takes another week to get YG acclimated to using his words more, though they remain a little stunted at times. He prefers to speak as little as possible to convey the meaning.

TH is grateful that by the end of that week he's managed to convince YG to at least wear clothing when out of the house... In the house is a lost cause. If he is wearing anything at all, the best he can do is pants. Even then, he only does it to play with the strings.

But! A win is a win, and TH has taken every win he possibly can with his fake-boyfriend-cat-man.

Week three sees them meeting TH's mother for suit fitting, as the lovely woman was absolutely adamant that she purchase their suits AND that she be present to see how they look in them together. She's weirdly insistent about it, in fact.

Which is where they are today. An extremely over-budget tailor that apparently is making suits for the whole wedding party and so has graced then with a 'discount'. TH isn't sure that's really the case, but he's also not paying so he keeps quiet.

TH is the first to be fitted, bee-lining towards a beautiful set that shows off his long legs. He opts for a more casual formal attire, knowing YG would never be convinced to put on a tie. It was all he could do to convince the cat to put on a pendant, let alone a collar.

He steps out and waits for the stylist to play with his hair, adding an earring for simple adornment, letting his natural grace shine through. The tailor slips a floor-length trench style jacket on top, tucking the last of his shirt in for good measure.

"Voila!" He exclaims, gesturing for TH's mother to take a look.

"Oh my goodness... He looks positively bridal yes this is PERFECT thank you we'll take every piece!"

Anxiously, TH glances over to where YG is being fitted, praying he isn't doing anything untoward. Like hissing at someone for helping him dress. Or biting the clothes.

'Please God, if you have any favor for me at all, please PLEASE let him be fine'

As he watches, YG is escorted from his dressing room to the group, the other stylists stepping back with strange looks on their faces.

TH clears his throat. "Ahm... He wasn't too difficult was he? He's a bit... particular... I have trouble dressing him myself sometimes" He finishes with an awkward laugh.

The tailor winks and shakes his head. "No no, perfectly good. We like a man that knows what he wants" He pauses "Or doesn't want"

Before he can decipher what that means, YG is nudged forward to reveal his own pristine outfit. As expected, he is without a tie, hands firmly in his pockets just like TH taught him to avoid scratching other people.

"As humans, we use words NOT claws" He had said.

That doesn't stop him from glaring intensely at the stylists for pushing him. He hates being rushed almost as much as he hates clothing. And people. And having to be around people while wearing clothing.

Alas, he was promised fresh salmon filets with a side of sticky greens for dinner if he behaved today. AND he'd get a full glass of milk!

TH is stunned by how handsome he looks. He doesn't even realize his jaw has dropped until his mother gently pushes his chin with a finger and a knowing smirk on her face.

He flushes, blinking back at the man before him.

YG turns to look at him and spins in a little circle and dipping his head and blinking slowly when he meets TH's eyes. Without hesitation, TH reaches forward and slips his fingers in his hair to pet the side of his head.

"You look wonderful, Yoonie. So handsome."

"Handsome?" YG grins, eyes crinkling.

"The handsomest Yoonie. The absolute handsomest." He whispers, eyeing the beautiful white clothes on the man. They put him in a loose-necked plain shirt and a wide-lapel coat that showed his chest as the main feature.

TH is glad to see that despite tucking his shirt in, they also left it pulled out a bit to keep it from clinging too tightly to him. He looks effortlessly casual, like he rolled out of bed in formalwear and still looks amazing.

His mother croons, leading the tailor away to pay for everything, leaving the two men alone in front of the mirrors. YG circles TH a couple of times, eyeing him appreciatively before he leans in and presses his cheek to TH's.

It's a gesture of affection that TH has had to adjust to, one of the many mannerisms of being a cat that YG hasn't shaken off... Only altered to suit the human form. TH has to resist the urge to turn and kiss his temple as it presses against him.

"Ahhhh young love, am I right? Please do pack these for us, we'll be off for lunch now." TH's mother shakes the tailor's hand as he bows, thanking her for her patronage.

They decide to walk the short way to their lunch reservation, since YG still isn't the world's biggest fan of car rides. It speaks volumes that he's more willing to walk amongst throngs of people on the sidewalk instead.

After being seated, TH orders a larger chicken platter for himself and YG to share. Sharing one plate means he can more easily cover what his "boyfriend" doesn't eat.

"So" His mother starts, sipping her ginger tea "You two look dashing in your suits. Are you excited to wear them?"

"Excited?" YG tilts his head a little, tongue stuck to his lips.

"Yes Yoonie, excited means happy. Lots of happy"

"Lots of happy... Yes! Excited for fish!"

TH is grateful his mom takes it for a joke, patting YG's nape gently. "Of course you are Yoonie, you do love your fish. We're having chicken for lunch though."

"Hmm..." YG nods like he understands, jerking his head when a pigeon lands nearby. His eyes go wide and unblinking for a moment as he watches it shuffle along, pecking at the stony ground.

He jerks his head back when TH touches him and shakes his head softly. YG huffs, apparently he's not allowed to watch the birds now? But he watches them at home all day...

If there's one thing YG has been most frustrated with since becoming big and 'human', it's how many things he's not allowed to do. He gets in trouble for just existing, it seems, so how do humans do it? He grunts in frustration, frowning.

He barely leans into TH when the latter pulls him closer, thumb stroking his back softly. It doesn't quite sate the itch, but it's comforting. YG finds he misses having a tail in this moment, to siphon off energy he isn't allowed to expend any other way.

His thoughts get interrupted by the smell of warm meat wafting towards them. It gets stronger, causing YG to tilt his head, nose in the air, to find it.

TH clears his throat and nudges the fork he placed beside him. "Human meal, Yoonie"

YG hisses softly in retort, bending his head to glare at the offensive metal instrument.

But once the food is in front of him, he grumbles and attempts to lead food to his mouth with it anyway, grateful that it seems to work much like his claws do; So he spears the pieces of chicken, curling them towards his waiting mouth.

Pleased, he hums while he chews, the sound warbling with each little chomp, pausing only when he swallows or breathes.

"Isn't he just precious, baby bear? How did you two meet?"

TH's eyes are wide as he looks away from YG towards his mother. "Um, well, at a cafe actually..."

"OH?? Oh how romantic, go on tell me more!"

"We um... Honestly there isn't much to tell? He uh... worked there... And I was a patron. I kept coming back to... hang out... With him and a few others. Ultimately though, I fell for him and took him home with me..."

"Awww love at first sight then?"

"Something like that" TH mumbles, glancing over at his 'boyfriend' as he focuses his entire energy on eating all the chicken on the plate.

YG reaches with the fork to take some of the meat from TH's mother's plate as well, before TH smacks his hand and frowns. "No Yoonie that's rude! We can order more if you want-"

His mom chuckles, grabbing chopsticks to pass over the rest of her meat with a smile. "That's no way to treat your beloved, bear, let the man eat. It's nice to see a man with a hearty appetite after all."

TH sighs, defeated. He'll never train his cat to act like a human at this rate. He only has a few days left before the wedding...

So he resigns himself to quietly eating around the meat, scooping up vegetables and rice for himself with a spoon. He offers a bite to YG, giggling when the man just furrows his brows like he did something offensive.

His mom watches their interactions with a soft smile before typing a message away to her husband. His response is immediate.

> Everything is going to plan darling. Be home soon.

> Good to hear. See you soon dear.

In a flash, it's the morning before the wedding. Their suits are hanging in the bathroom, steaming as they speak and there is a black Mercedes parked outside waiting to whisk them away to the location of the pre-wedding dinner.

Inside the apartment, well...

"Yoonie why won't you make a deal with me? Pleeease we just have to wear these clothes today and tomorrow and I promise you can take them off when we're in the hotel room!"

"No clothes."

"Yoonie! Come here! Please? Please come here?"

A frazzled TH is running his hands through his hair, beyond frustrated. He's been attempting to coax YG out of the bedroom for the better part of the morning. Unsuccessfully. He eyes the glass of milk and open can of tuna on the counter, sighing.

"Please..." He whispers, crumbling to the floor in exhaustion "What do you want? Tell me what you want baby I'm willing to make any deal at this point... Just pleaseee"

Silence.

"Don't you want to show them how good you are at being human now? Show them what you have learned? You've done so good Yoonie"

Silence.

He slumps against the couch, thigh pressed against the little table and drops his head back to rest on the cushion. He's so lost in his muddled thought that he jumps when YG's rich voice appears beside him.

"One day. Clothes ONE day."

*gasp* "Yoonie! Oh my gosh you came out" TH flings his arms around the man, pulling him to his chest and ignoring the grunts of protest. YG doesn't hiss, though, he's always secretly enjoyed getting hugs from TH.

"Deal?" YG prompts, voice ghosting on the shell of TH's ear.

He suppresses a shiver as he answers. "You promise you'll wear it the WHOLE day? Lots of people will be there, it's a very special day so we have to be on our BEST behaviour... And there will be a party afterwards. CLothes have to be on for then, too."

YG hisses, face scrunching. "One day? Clothes one day, treats later?"

"Yes, if you wear clothes all day tomorrow, specifically those white clothes, I'll give you a treat when we get to the hotel room tomorrow night."

"Hnn" YG grunts, thinking about the offer. "Clothes today?"

"Well we'll be with people today as we travel but I'll tell them you're sick or something... That we can't make it sooner, so... Clothes until we get to the hotel today, that's all. Then clothes ALL DAY tomorrow. Deal?"

"Today, no clothes. Toy!"

"You can bring a toy, yes, but-"

"Toy!!!" And YG is off like a naked little rocket man, sprinting to the bedroom before coming out carrying the sweatpants TH had given him.

"Ohhh... Is this the toy Yoonie?"

YG grins wide with the adorable gummy smile TH has learned to love so much.

"You'll wear these today? Just these? It's awfully cold out right now..."

YG frowns again, eyes locked on the strings of the pants as TH wiggles them.

"No clothes..."

"That's fine, I mean /I'll/ be nice and warm. My jacket will feel like laying in the sweet spot by the window... with the sun all over me."

The naked man blinks, looking over at the spot by the window. He does like that spot... It gets perfectly warm for a LONG time, not like the window in the bedroom. It's only warm for a little while. Hmmm...

"Jacket... warm? Jacket not clothes?"

"I wouldn't call it clothes, it's something you wear OVER clothes... To keep warm."

"Not clothes... Okay. Jacket, toy, no clothes. Tomorrow... clothes and treat?"

"I would accept that deal" TH sticks a hand out, the other hand wiggling the pants again to make the strings dance "Do you accept that deal?"

Eyes glued to the strings as they dance, hands itching to bat at them, YG nods. "Deal."

TH squats and holds out the waist of the pants, waiting for YG to step inside them. Once he's in and has kicked shoes away with a mumbled "No shoes" reminder, TH grabs the fluffiest puffer jacket he can find to make sure he's at least warm.

And then, they're off. The suits tucked in garment bags, toiletries in a sack beside him and a man barely dressed that is technically a cat but has acclimated to the nudist fish-eating human life in less than a month.

Ah, and that TH has to pull off convincing his /entire/ extended family for the next 48 hours... is his foreign boyfriend of 8 months.

He sighs, eyes crinkling fondly as the man beside him bats the strings of his pants side to side. If only that were true... It'd be so much easier to show up to this fiesta of love if he actually had a boyfriend by his side to dote on.

YG was asleep when the car pulled up to the hotel. TH passed their luggage off to a member of hotel staff before wrapping his arms beneath the sleeping form, cradling him to his chest to pull him out of the vehicle.

He moved to a couch in the lobby to properly wake him away from people.

"Yoonie?" He whispers "We're here, just need to wake up and walk up to our room"

He gets a grunt in reply, with a frown.

"I know you don't want to, but I promise once we're in the room you can go right back to sleep. It's probably got a nice warm spot waiting for you already even"

"Nng. People."

"No Yoon, there's no need to talk to people. Just have to go up the elevator, down a hall, and then no more people all day okay?"

"No people... No clothes?"

TH sighs, running a hand through YG's hair softly. "Yes Yoonie, no people so no clothes"

'Even if that will be the death of me' he thinks to himself.

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The sleepy boy yawns, arching his back and flexing his hands as he does, a little mewl escaping his lips. TH takes a deep inhale to steel himself, grabbing the man by his hips to guide him upright.

"There we go, good boy. Now to the elevator"

They make slow progress, YG groaning periodically as he just wants to stop and nap. He jerks awake when the elevator shifts, though, and TH is grateful as hell they're the only ones in it.

Because he starts his attempts at growling, head down, shoulders puffed up around his ears, eyes wide. He hisses at the light flickering the floor number above them.

When TH tries to grab him, pressing their bodies together, YG fights him on it, wiggling and pushing and hissing.

"Yoonie shhh we're almost there okay? Then this will be over. One more second..."

The loud ding has YG jumping into the air, right onto TH's body as hard as he can cling. TH shushes him, brushing his thumbs to his cheeks and rubbing them soothingly. "Shhh baby it's okay we're leaving the elevator now okay? Here we go, just step on out"

TH makes sure to block the doors with his own body so they don't close in on YG and startle him further. Once they're both clear, he grabs the man's hand firmly, pulling him along as close as he can.

He leads them all the way to the room that matches their key card, keying them in with a beep that only causes YG to flinch slightly, eyes darting to the handle.

Despite his desire to be anywhere but the open hallway, YG seems even less eager to enter the darkened room full of the unknown. He doesn't budge from the doorway until TH runs around and turns all the lights on, gesturing to the bed he plops on.

"Come on Yoonie, doesn't this look nice? It's even softer than the bed at home"

Cautiously, YG steps into the room, back to the wall, bolting for the bed and leaning onto it to hide behind TH as the door clicks behind him, beeping loudly to signal that it's locked itself.

TH laughs and pulls him close, wrapping his arms around the man. "There there, you're okay, see? We're nice and safe here, just like I promised."

After a moment, YG grumbles and noses at TH's cheek. TH smiles and melts into the touch, squeezing him tighter. He did this as a cat, too. He loved to tuck his head under TH's chin. Pulling him tighter, he strokes the back of YG's head, fingers threading in his hair.

"There you go, good boy. It's okay. We're okay, no more people tonight."

He giggles when YG's chuffing and sniffling at his neck begins to tickle.

"Promise?" YG whispers against his skin.

TH shivers, voice croaking out "Yes, promise."

His eyes follow YG's closely when the latter pulls back and frowns. He strokes his face with a thumb, pushing hair back. "What's wrong Yoonie?"

"No people... All night?"

"That's right, just like we talked about."

"No people... means... no clothes... yes?"

TH closes his eyes momentarily, nodding. "Yes Yoonie that means no clothes. Go ahead, you can take them off. I'll wait right here."

YG dashes out of his clothes right in front of him, throwing the jacket to god-knows-where and kicking the sweatpants to the foot of the bed. TH jerks his eyes wide open when he feels YG's hands on his body next, tugging at buttons.

"Whoa whoa wait what are you doing? Yoonie? YG-ah wait what-"

"No people means no clothes! You... No clothes too." YG frowns at the offensive shirt that refuses to unbutton, then smacks at it in frustration. "How? Help. No clothes. Hands bad."

TH grips YG's hands and strokes them soothingly. "Your hands are fine baby, they aren't bad at all. I thought we agreed for you to wear no clothes? I always wear them, why do you want me to take mine off?"

It's too much for his poor heart when YG pouts, fully pouts, and sits back with sad little eyes. It's worse when he speaks. "Not like you... but trying. Want... You... same? You try. You try like me. No clothes."

"You want me... To try being like you?"

YG nods, picking at the buttons.

"Oh baby, of course I can. Sure. Here, stay here I'll be right back, okay?"

"Leaving? No! No people!"

"No no not leaving, just going to the bathroom. When I come back, I'll have no clothes okay?"

YG frowns and waits on the bed. The second he hears the bathroom door shut, he sprints across the floor and sits. He waits a moment before laying his head down on the floor and trying to peek at TH's feet as they move around the bathroom.

When they move out of his limited vision, he huffs and sits back with a grumpy look on his face.

"Stupid door. Doors bad."

After only a mild internal freak-out, TH opens the door fully nude, shivering a little. He startles when he sees YG's face at hip level, waiting in front of the door.

"AHH! YG holy fuck... Bed, go to the bed YG"

"Nnng" The man sulks, crawling back to the bed with his eyes on TH. When he jumps up and curls into his spot, he looks expectantly at TH.

"Yes yes, I'm coming. Are you sure, YG? This is... kind of an intimate thing for humans to do."

"Same. No people, no clothes, us same. Please?"

"Shhh I already have no clothes, see?" He gestures to himself as he lifts the blanket to slide beneath it. YG sighs, rolling up to slip under it beside him.

Within seconds, he's clinging to TH's side, leg hooked over his waist and arm over his chest. He has to hold his breath and count old ladies in his head to keep from popping a boner. That would be embarrassing.

YG shifts beside him, nosing into his neck again. He gasps, a hissing sound that has YG rumbling in response, offended. He noses harder, licking his chin briefly.

"YG..." TH's voice croaks.

He's ignored, more licks coming. No amount of old ladies can stop the half-erection chubbing up just below YG's thigh. Fuck. He's getting a boner thinking about his fucking /cat/.

His mind supplies, unhelpfully, that this technically /isn't/ his cat, now is it? It's a fully grown human being. A naked human being clinging to his torso beneath the blankets in a hotel room.

He tries again, "YG-ah... This is... I know I'm being like you right now... but you should know okay... This is very ah... Intimate for humans. This is what lovers do."

YG pauses his licking to pull back and look at him. He looks down at their bodies and back up. "Lov... ers?"

"Yes Yoonie... Lovers. Humans that love each other with their bodies."

"I love you... Lovers?"

"I love you too, but no we're not" TH steadies his breath trying to manage his beating heart "We're not lovers."

"I am bad human?"

"No! No you're not a bad human, you're you. Just. It's a bit ah... different. We love each other but not in the way lovers do."

"Show." YG demands as he sits up, looking shamelessly at TH's body as the blanket falls away.

"What?"

"Show! How lovers? How, show!" YG leans forward and pushes his hands on TH's chest, hefting himself up to straddle it. It's the closest he can get to the chest-sitting he did as a cat to wake TH up and get his attention. "Show!" He demands again.

TH is faced with a hefty dilemma, now, as he's literally faced with a cock inches from his lips. "Fuck" He whispers, averting his gaze. YG himself is half hard as well, firming up the more he stares at TH.

"YG I... I really shouldn't. Come on, get down now."

"Show. Love, yes? SHOW." YG pouts, then surges forward and forcibly presses his mouth against TH's neck, licking it like he did before when TH brought up the word 'lovers'. He said lovers do this, right? He can do this.

TH gasps, hands grasping desperately at YG's hips. As they squeeze, YG feels tingling in his body causing him to moan against TH's skin.

He pulls back then, eyes wide in shock. "Nng? Yes! Again!" He doesn't know the words to articulate how happy he is to hear his own purr coming from his throat again, so he simply dives back to what he was doing, with more enthusiasm.

The clutch TH has on him gets worse, hips rocking at the heave of TH's breathing. With every motion, his cock gets a little harder. It's not long before he feels the urge to buck forward and hump something.

His feline instincts take over more than usual as he bites hard at TH's neck, hands caged around his shoulders, hips thrusting forward. His little 'purr' comes back and he bucks harder, eager to feel it in his throat again.

"YG" TH gasps, pushing at him "YG please... you don't-ahh fuck-You don't understand"

"Nnng" YG grumbles at him, leaning further to angle his cock against TH's flushed chest. He grunts again when TH shoves him away, rolling himself to pin YG face-down on the bed, hands above him.

He mutters to himself at the way it causes YG to arch his back, the expanse of soft skin a tantalizing image. Leaning down to YG's ear, he braves a little kiss to his temple before he whispers.

"Baby please, you have to understand what you're doing to me... I'm not..." He sighs, head dropping to the back of YG's as their bodies press against each other. "I'm not supposed to want you like this. You're... you're not /human/. You don't understand..."

YG frowns, twisting his head to meet TH's gaze and failing.

"Not human? Am human! Am human, with people, with clothes, AM human!"

"But... you aren't. You're a cat, don't you remember?"

"Cat before. Human now. Don't like human?"

"I do! Fuck, YG I do if only you... Look, I wanted to-"

"No more. Human and human. Humans love, love means lovers. Yes?"

"YG-ah, please understand-"

YG responds by arching his back more and wiggling. It's a strange wiggle, to TH's eyes, but for someone that was once a cat... It's normal. It's the side to side wiggle of a female cat in heat, presenting for the male to take.

His toes curl, knees lifted to his sides with his belly nearly flat on the bed. He stamps little steps as he sways side to side, looking a little like a large frog. He succeeds in rubbing his backside firmly against TH's hips, cock wedged firmly between his cheeks.

TH moans, hands squeezing YG's where they're still clasped above his head.

"Fuck... Yoonie... Yoonie are you sure?"

All he gets is a guttural moan and pressure as YG ruts backwards in a much more human way. YG hums in appreciation as this feels better, pushing at TH more desperately.

"Cat loves too... Humans and cats. I understand... This is lovers?"

YG's face is pink when he turns towards TH again, tipping his head to rub against the other's.

TH sighs, rubbing back. "Yes baby... Are you sure? I mean really really sure? You want this, not just... Not just me pressuring you right?"

"Pressure?"

"It's forcing someone to do what they don't want. When I make you wear clothes, even though you don't want to, that's pressure. I'm pressuring you to wear clothes by making deals"

YG frowns. "No, no pressure. No deal, only want. Want lovers." He emphasizes with another roll of his hips, moaning when he feels the trip of TH's cock nudge at his entrance.

"Okay fuck... fuck just wait... We have to do this the human way, okay? I don't... want to hurt you"

He laughs to himself, suddenly remembering cats' dicks have barbs so surely he couldn't hurt him nearly as bad as that. Still, he wasn't a cat right now, so his body likely wouldn't handle the cat way of just going for it.

When he rolls off, YG whines, turning quickly to grab at him. "No leave! Lovers, you promised!"

"Yes baby, I just have to... Stay right there, okay? Just gonna grab something from my suitcase."

He quickly bends down, unzips an inner pocket and pulls out a condom and the small bottle of lube he brought. He had brought supplies in case he found a hookup at the wedding... He never dreamed it'd be used with YG himself.

"Do you want to stay in the position we were in? Or do you want a more... human way? For starting?"

"Hmm... Human? Am human."

TH glances down at the very-human cock straining against YG's belly. "Yes, you certainly are. Okay. Lay down like this" He kneels onto the bed, pushing YG onto his back gently. He spreads the man's legs to rest them against his own hips and smiles.

"How's that feel?"

YG moans in the way that feels like his old purr and bucks his hips upwards, frowning at the lack of friction in this position.

"Hold on Yoonie... Human, remember?"

TH smirks when YG gasps at the first touch gently circling his rim. He warms some of the lube on his free hand while he teases the hole, barely pressing with a fingertip.

"Relax Yoonie. Push back on me a little, like you're stretching."

YG follows the command, arching his back impossibly further, relaxing his hind muscles and pushing TH's finger in to the first digit. Without lube, TH only teases the hole, swirling his fingertip to stretch the entrance.

"There you go, such a good boy for me aren't you?" TH coos, switching hands to circle the rim again with a wetter finger. It slips inside much easier, all the way to the second knuckle, and YG is rocking his hips more eagerly.

"More! More love... want more love..."

"Okay baby. Stay relaxed for me okay?" TH whispers, slipping a second finger beside the first carefully as he kisses YG's back. He furls his fingers, curling them in and out before he spreads them, rotating his wrist.

When he's sure YG is safely stretched, and slick enough to switch hands even, he reaches down to wipe his hands on his cock before shifting forward with a hand on YG's hip.

"Okay?" He asks carefully. YG moans, humming and rocking his hips backwards to press himself against TH's thighs. "Okay" he chuckles at the eagerness of his kitty, then eases the tip of his cock into his slicked rim.

The squeeze is instantaneous, tighter still when YG clenches momentarily before relaxing and pushing back again. He trails one hand down the man's back, fingers sliding against his spine and the taut muscles surrounding it.

It's such a sensual image, this expanse of skin flexing beneath him. He hopes he can remember this forever, no matter what the outcome of all this ends up being.

And then he's pushing. He presses forward incrementally, pulling back a bit to let the muscles relax, then pushes forward again. He's taking his time, running his hands everywhere he can touch while still watching YG's pink hole taking his cock.

"Look so pretty, Yoonie" he whispers.

YG whines in response, body flushing. "Pretty" He agrees.

"Sexy, too." TH hums reverently "So so sexy... Love you, Yoonie"

"Love, yes. Love too." YG is growing impatient at the slow pace, rocking his hips slowly. TH slips further in a bit too fast with one push, causing YG to gasp and clench down hard.

"Fuck, sorry baby... Sorry... We can wait, just relax for me okay?"

There's a pause, as YG unclenches his body, slowly rolling his hips in circles. Then, he flicks them up again, pushing another stretch of TH inside until he's nearly fully in. His hips are touching the back of YG's ass, brushing gently against each other as they sway.

"Ahhh Yoonie please... be careful, don't wanna hurt you" He grasps YG's hips and squeezing them gently, thumb running on the skin.

YG moans, rolling his hips down again, then flicking up. This time he succeeds in sinking TH's cock all the way in, breath escaping him. "Good... Good, more! Please, more..." He whines, attempting to flick his hips again.

"I got you baby hold still okay?"

TH moves them forward, grabbing a pillow to stuff beneath YG's hips. It puts delicious pressure on his cock, the folds of cloth giving him something firm to rut against. He wastes no time doing just that, slipping up and down TH's length with each thrust.

"Fuck... or that... that's good too" TH laughs breathlessly, leaning his weight onto his hands as he gently fucks his own hips to meet YG's thrusts backwards.

The quiet room, chosen for its distance from most of the occupied ones, echoes with the thumping of their skin and the high pitched creaks of the wooden bed.

"Nng... ahh... good! Oh, good... good" YG chants as the breath is knocked out of him with every thrust. TH moans, pushing him into the bed with hands on his shoulder blades. Leaning his weight forward, he snaps his hips harder.

YG's ass bounces with each move as he clutches desperately at the sheets beneath him. "Gooood oh... oh... more, gooood, goonngg" YG clenches hard suddenly, gripping at TH's cock as he pulls out and slams it back in through the pressure.

"Fuck Yoonie fuck... Good boy, cum for me baby that's it... good boy so good. So tight for me" TH babbles as his own climax sears its way into his body like a brand, exploding a moment later. He grinds it out inside YG, belatedly wishing he didn't have a condom on.

When he pulls out, his mind clears and he allows himself one last indulgence. He pulls the condom off, letting his cum drip back on his cock, then leans forward and runs the wet head of it all over YG's ass.

"You're mine, aren't you YG?" He whispers, in awe. He feels like he's really marking YG as his, branding him with his own fluid. YG seems to like it, humming contentedly and pushing up against him again.

"Am yours. Us... lover? Yes?"

TH chuckles, allowing himself to cage YG's little frame to lean close and kiss his temple.

"Yes, baby, we are lovers now."

"Promise?"

TH can hear the pout. He rolls to the side, pulling YG to roll with him and spoon together. He wraps his arms around the smaller man possessively, peppering his neck and shoulders with kisses. In between each kiss, he whispers against YG's ear.

"I... promise... I love... you... very... much..."

YG hums, head tilting to allow better access.

"Love... Yes. Love you. I... mmm" YG thinks for a moment, trying to make his words sound more pretty like TH's. "I... love you... You... am my lover. Promise."

TH noses against him, pulling tighter. "Yes baby. I am your lover, and you are mine. Go ahead and sleep if you want to Yoonie, I'll get us cleaned up."

"Clean? Wait. I clean." YG fumbles around, trying to turn and face TH. He licks his neck, then his jaw, humming as he goes. He wishes he could purr and curl up on TH's chest again, feeling small and warm.

He makes do, keeping TH's arm against him as he crawls down the bed, making broad strokes with his tongue, swallowing the saltiness of skin, searching for the spots that smell messy.

TH nearly chokes when he starts licking at his cock, grinning at his success. Yes! He'll clean TH so good. Cleaning is what cats do best! Then maybe he'll get a cup of milk as a treat. He saw the human pack the milk boxes in their luggage for him.

"Y-yoonie please... ahh don't do that, you're gonna... fuck..." TH flushes pink when he realizes his softened cock is trying to jerk in interest again. "Wait wait please YG"

YG frowns, sitting up and staring at TH. "Stop? Clean!" he gestures at the residual mess.

TH sits up and pulls him into a kiss. "Let me show you how humans clean up, yeah?"

YG eagerly follows TH, even into the bath water he prepares, allowing himself to lean back into TH's arms again and relax. TH carefully, slowly, cleans the two of them with a soft rag and soap that smells of citrus. YG loves this kind of soap.

The room phone rings loudly, interrupting them. TH presses kisses to his head and tells him to stay there a little longer, and the water is so warm all over him that YG just nods and slumps into the tub, humming. His eyes drift shut not long after.

He wakes when TH returns, face scrunched in irritation, frowning further at the cold water.

"Come, baby, we should get you dried off and into bed. My father called to let me know we have to be there earlier than we thought."

YG grumbles as TH towels him thoroughly, hair and all. "No people..."

"I know Yoonie, but remember our deal? We people tomorrow, and then what?" He waits patiently for YG to answer.

*sigh* "People tomorrow."

"And then?"

"Treat tomorrow... /after/ people."

"Yes exactly. We wear our pretty new white clothes together, allll day tomorrow, then we'll come right back here. You can take them off-"

"No clothes."

"Yes, you can take-"

"No. Clothes." YG stomps his foot petulantly and stares TH down. The latter can't help the soft smile as he realizes what YG means.

"I'm so sorry baby. We'll come right back here, and then WE can take off our clothes. What's after that?"

"Treat!" YG smiles, gums shining in the bathroom lighting.

"Exactly. Then a treat. Do you know what you want?"

YG bites his lip before nodding. "Yes. I know."

"Are you gonna tell me?" TH smiles when YG shakes his head. "Okay, a surprise for me then. I can't wait. Sleep now, yes?"

"Yes. Sleep. Sleep... with mmmy lover" YG grins at his pretty sentence.

TH's smile gets bigger, so he thinks he did well. He hums himself to sleep in TH's arms on the freshly changed sheets, equal parts eager and anxious for the next day.

🦝 A/N: I'm writing the update and these are the results as I start which means these are the results I'll be using!

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YG wakes to absolute chaos. There are people in the room, bustling around carrying boxes and bags, hanging things on a rack that was wheeled in and setting up little stations with products.

He groans, trying to roll over and block them out, but TH steps out from the bathroom and tugs the blankets off.

"Sorry, Yoonie, it's time to people. Come, let's get your under clothes on."

"Under clothes? More clothes? No want." YG tries to pout, but TH simply pops his lips apart with a thumb.

"I know, but you did make a deal, remember? Don't you want that treat tonight?"

YG nods, sulking as he lets TH slip underwear up his legs from under the blankets. "Treat..." He turns away from TH to mumble into the pillow "And surprise"

He heaves himself up, stretching leisurely, uncaring of the eyes in the room looking to him impatiently. He's in no rush after all, the longer he takes the less he has to deal with other humans.

TH, meanwhile, is already being pushed into his white suit and is currently seated by someone styling his hair, steam and product spray billowing around his face.

YG can't stare long, as he's then nudged forward towards the clothes rack. A bag is unzipped and he smiles when he sees the suit meant for him inside. He likes these clothes, they're comfy. Kind of like his toy-pants. Sadly, no toy attached to these ones.

But they're soft, and flowy, and honestly remind YG a bit of what it felt like to have another cat's tail sweep across his own body from time to time. It's the people he's not looking forward to today, more so than the clothes.

TH shifts behind him to a new chair, according to YG's ears. He smiles for the girl beside him as she puts foam in his own hair, pinching strands until they fall the right way. The next one simply puts chapstick and a little blush on his cheeks before waving him off.

They had thankfully been briefed on how little YG appreciated being touched or fluffed over. His hair is one thing, he could sit there for ages as someone ran fingers through it, but his face... He didn't like touched.

He turns, smiling at TH as they take in each other's looks.

"Wow" TH whispers "You look... incredible"

"Pretty" YG says simply, squinting his eyes slowly at TH.

"Shall we head out, my love?"

YG's heart thumps in his chest. "Yes. Love. We head out." he licks his lips, nervous to speak in front of the humans all day. He frowns, hesitating in his steps just in the hallway.

"No box."

"Don't worry baby, we're taking stairs. It'll take longer, but there won't be the moving box."

"Promise?"

"I promise, Yoonie. Anything else? Are you okay?"

"Hmm... One."

"One?"

YG chews a lip and carefully speaks, hoping to convey his meaning well enough. "You speak... I speak after... yes?"

"You want me to speak first... for what?"

"All."

"Why is that? Are you nervous?"

YG nods. "Nervous, yes. You speak... first? I speak after. Human speak... not pretty."

TH's shoulders shiver as he giggles, pulling YG to his chest.

"Oh baby. They all know you don't speak this language primarily, don't worry. They aren't expecting you to sound perfect, just say what you need, yeah?"

YG shakes his head firmly, mumbling "You first, me after."

"Okay... That's fine, I'll do my best okay?"

"Do best. Same. I... love you... mine."

"I love you too, mine" TH presses a kiss to his temple and YG hums in response, heart hammering.

They take the stairs down to the car that awaits them, hands clasped firmly together.

The wedding itself goes well. Very few people end up talking to them and the ones that do largely are only interested in catching up with TH himself. He is sure to introduce YG as his boyfriend each time regardless.

It's not until the reception in the evening, that the wear on YG's nerves starts to become apparent. His tolerance for 'peopleing' has clearly withered away, judging by his refusal to leave their table for even a minute of dancing.

"Not even one dance, Yoonie?" TH pouts, blinking up through his lashes at his date for the evening.

YG stares, unaffected, with a frown on his face. "No. Many people."

"Would you... dance with me in our room? With no people?"

"....Yes"

"Promise?" TH smirks as he turns YG's usual question back on him. The latter clearly recognizes, a faint smile breaking his stern face.

"Promise. Soon?"

"Yes, we'll be going soon. Let's just go find my parents and let them know. Be sure to say thank you for the invitation baby, okay? We have to be polite to them for giving us these outfits and paying for the hotel, yes?"

YG nods obediently, eyes lighting up as he points. "There! Parents! Leave now, come"

He finally stands, tugging at TH's hand to lead them back. TH laughs and jogs to keep pace.

"For being so small you really are fast, aren't you?"

"Ahh baby bear there you are! I'm so sorry we couldn't find you sooner, you know how it is. Papa here kept me dancing for ages."

TH's father rolls his eyes fondly. "Yes dear, just couldn't help myself, could I?" TH smiled, knowing damn well it was the other way around and that his mother was the one keeping his father on his feet.

"We were about to head out, ourselves. Been quite a long day, hasn't it Yoonie?"

"Long, yes. Tired now. Thank you!" YG bows slightly, just like they had practiced, hands clasped in front of him.

"So your... boyfriend... does speak huh? And knows how to wear clothes?"

TH waves a hand dismissively "Of course he does, father, like I said before you just... caught us by surprise."

"And he showed up to the wedding... Thought he didn't like people?"

YG scoffs, unable to help himself, when someone bumps into him from behind. TH instinctively wraps an arm around him to pull him closer, which YG happily leans into.

TH's father glances at his mother, who looks absolutely proud of herself.

"He must really like you then, bear. I'm glad. Take good care of my son, young man, you hear me?"

YG nods. "Love. I... love him. Always."

"That's all we could ask for. Ah, darling do you have the...?"

"Oh! Yes of course! Here baby bear, from us to you... both of you. We hope you have a good... time. However long that will be."

TH takes a red envelope, brows furrowed. Bowing as he does, he thanks his parents and waves them off as his aunties pull at them to join the dance floor again.

YG leans over and sniffs it before shrugging. Nothing of interest to him in there.

"Home?"

"Hotel room, tonight. Then home in the morning." TH corrects, pocketing the envelope.

TH forgets about the envelope as soon as they're back in the room. It's discarded on top of the little table, right beside their keys and drinks. He leaves YG on the bed to freshen up in the bathroom, anxious about what YG is "surprising" him with.

He lets his shirt hang a little open, chest peeking through, as he returns.

"Treat!" YG is there, on the floor by the door again.

"Yoonie, what are you doing over here?"

"Treat! Treat now, yes?"

"Are you gonna tell me what you want?"

YG smirks, standing up to tug TH over to the bed. He pushes the man to sitting before slowly removing all his own clothes. He straddles his lap as he shifts to remove TH's clothes too.

"No clothes. No clothes again."

"Yes baby, I remembered. You gonna take them off me, or should I?"

"I do. I am good human."

TH giggles, leaning back on his elbows to make more space for him. "Yes you are, you're a very good human baby"

"T-Tae?"

TH gasps. It's the first time YG has said his name. "Yes baby?"

"Am... I... Bad human... Mmm..." He thinks about all the human sentences he's heard and said tonight, trying hard to sound normal. It's frustrating, because he can /understand/ the humans when they speak. It's just when he wants to /say/ something that his brain fails.

"Am I bad human if... Want cat sometimes?" He looks at TH, hoping he got the message across.

TH frowns. "You want to be a cat again?"

"Yes! Yes cat."

Despite the sinking in his chest, TH smiles tightly. "We can... We can do that, if you want. I-I just... I don't know if you can come back to human if we do. Is that what you want?"

YG shakes his head, hair flopping. "No, not always cat. One night. Miss... this" He shifts his body to lay his head on TH's bare chest, humming against him. "Miss this so much" he whispers.

TH's eyes well with tears as he bites a lip to keep from crying aloud. He simply brings his hands up to stroke YG's hair and back, letting his fingers trace the grooves of his skin and muscles.

"It's up to you Yoonie." he whispers.

YG hums, nuzzling under TH's chin like he did as a cat. He licks lazily, encouraged when TH gasps and clutches at his hair. He nips a little, pleased when TH moans, because it sounds like he's purring.

"Clean? I clean you? Please?"

"Is that the surprise for me?" TH tries to smile.

YG shakes his head. "No, treat!"

"That's what you want for your treat? To clean me?"

"Nng. Stop me yesterday. Want clean today."

"Okay baby... whatever you want."

"Stay" YG pouts, pointing a finger at him. TH holds his up in surrender, promising to stay right where he is.

YG wastes no time shimmying off him and yanking the last of his clothes off before returning to his perch across his hips. He starts slow, licking his neck and jaw as before. He cheekily licks across his lips until they part, before straying back down to his neck.

He closes his eyes and allows himself to drift as he licks, the sweet-saltiness of TH's skin tasting much stronger as a human than it did as a cat. It's nice, even if he can't smell as well as he did before. It's nice to savour the intricate tastes as a human.

He shuffles to the side, kneeling beside TH on the bed to be able to clean his belly, nosing down to his hips. He bites at the little hip bones where they peek out, before pressing his nose right against the half-hard cock that juts out.

Here, he can smell TH so much better. It smells like /him/, like no one else can smell. He slides his nose left and right, letting it trail up the hardening member loudly inhaling with his mouth parted.

He's humming contentedly before he flicks his tongue out to taste. The tip is salty and a little wet, but as he licks down at the base it's muskier. More like TH.

TH moans as he licks from base to tip, gathering the musk and salt together to combine in his mouth.

"Taste... good" He hums, wiggling happily. He laps at TH's cock repeatedly, well after it's fully erect. The more he licks, the more the tip of it leaks, and this? This YG knows. He did this as a cat all the time.

He zeroes in on the tip, the little ridge around the edge, and licks firm strokes with his mouth open. His breath is hot on TH's wet cock, causing him to hiss in pleasure.

"YG please... ahhh fuck"

"Bad?" YG looks up, concerned. TH just shakes his head with pink cheeks and encourages him to continue. So he does. He doesn't even realize his own hips have started thrusting until he feels TH's fingers wrap around his own cock

"Ahh!"

"Is this okay baby? Want... Want to make you feel good too."

"Ah... mm..."

"How about I just hold you? You do the moving, I'll just give you something to thrust into okay?"

"Okay, yes. Deal."

YG licks his lips and returns to TH's weeping cock, licking broader strokes with the flat of his tongue. He accidentally nips the tip when his own cock is squeezed, moaning loudly, but TH only groans in pleasure.

So he does it again. Wraps his mouth around the tip and squeezes lightly, teeth right on the edge of painful. He can feel TH's hips trying to thrust just like his and grins because he's restraining himself.

"Good... Boy" YG whispers, parroting what TH always says to him when he does well. TH gasps, squeezing painfully around YG's cock. It feels so good though, that YG shivers. "That, more"

TH complies immediately, keeping his grip tight around YG's cock, allowing him to thrust slowly. He pulls back only once to spit on his hand and return it, allowing the friction to ease up a little.

YG moans loudly with his mouth over TH's cock, sliding more inside with eager anticipation. He can feel the human twitching and getting impossibly harder, so he knows he's close.

Humming with every exhale, YG slips more of TH's cock into his mouth with every inhale through his nose. He swallows the spit collecting, reveling in the salty musk that goes with it. He makes it halfway down before TH squeezes him again and huffs out a gasp.

"Close" He rasps "Close baby please"

YG nods, leaning forward to maneuver TH in and out of his mouth faster, tongue flexing at the head to keep it tight as he can.

TH's gasping beneath him, sending ripples of pleasure through his own body. Knowing /he's/ doing this to him, that he's happy because of /him/ is enough to tip him over the edge, spilling all over and between TH's fingers.

The human moans loudly and bucks his hips up once, twice, before he joins YG in orgasm. He lays there, boneless, as YG laps up every last drop of cum and saliva from his cock, humming happily as he does.

He's shocked when he turns around and proceeds to lick his own cum off TH's fingers immediately after, pupils blown wide in pleasure.

"Mmm clean" He smiles up at TH before curling into his side.

"Now sleep."

"What about the surprise?"

"Sleep, then surprise. Promise" YG whispers, squinting slowly at him.

"Okay baby. Sleep, then surprise, then home?"

"Mm"

TH has trouble falling asleep, despite the happy warmth of YG curled at his side. His heart is aching, knowing the man may not want to be human with him forever. How could he go back to having Yoonie the cat when Yoonie the man had stolen his heart?

He finally does, though, much to YG's joy. As soon as his human's heart has evened out, he grins and stretches. It's finally time. He stands up carefully, tiptoe-ing to the floor-length mirror. His hands run up his body, relishing the feeling.

If this doesn't come back, he at least wants to remember what it was like.

With a final hum, he turns his back to the reflection and grasps the pendant hanging on a cord around his neck. TH had been obsessed with removing this after he first changed, so it must be the key.

Just before he lifts it off of him, he scrambles forward and presses a soft kiss to TH's sleeping lips. Just in case.

And then he rips it off in one motion, right over his head. It falls to the bed beside TH, and then...

Nothing.

Nothing seems to change, YG just finds himself a little sleepier than before, and a little more naked. He'd gotten used to the comforting weight around his neck. He sighs, curling up on the bed beside TH and drifts to sleep.

He wakes up a few hours later, blinking his eyes in the dim lighting. It's a little brighter than when he fell asleep, so he assumes it's morning. He stretches, turning over to see TH. And then his heart stutters.

TH is big again. More specifically, /he/ is small again. He looks down at his feet and realizes they're paws again. He spins in a little circle with glee as he realizes his tail is back! He bounds over to TH's sleeping form, leaping onto his chest and nuzzling under his chin.

His old purr is right back, rumbling away in his chest and throat, right where TH's heart beats. Then, he falls asleep again, right where he wanted to be, content to rumble against his TH for as long as he could.

TH is the next to wake, some time before dawn. He feels a vibration on him and wonders how his phone got there... Until he opens his eyes and realizes it's a cat.

His cat.

His Yoonie is curled up on his chest, tail fur fluttering with each exhale.

He feels his throat close up, eyes welling instantly. "Oh Yoonie... My baby... Okay" He curls his arms around the cat, squeezing lightly... failing to keep his tears away. "Thank you for the surprise Yoonie. I-" He sobs softly, clenching his fists to stop himself.

"Thank you. No matter what, I love you baby. I love you so *sniff* So much okay"

He leaves the sleeping kitty on the bed, pressing a delicate kiss to his forehead, to pack their belongings. He thumbs YG's beautiful white suit wiping salty tears away. He would be happy for YG.