Thread by @NudevikingX

Guess I watching Royal Rumble live on basic cable in South Korea this morning. #RoyalRumble

This sports channel seems to be entirely WWE, billiards, and golf. What a random assortment of sports.

These are my announcers for the morning. #RoyalRumble

Who’s this Hardy dork? #RoyalRumble

Fuck yeah Royal Rumble no waiting! I don’t want to have to watch a Mt. Dew Pitch Black match or anything. #RoyalRumble

Cool 90 seconds of violence to kick this shit off. #RoyalRumble

Johnny Gargano came back? And has some shittier version of that Rebel Heart song? #RoyalRumble

This Karrion Kross dork’s back? #RoyalRumble

Chad Gable’s not Shorty G anymore? #RoyalRumble

Goodbye Karrion Kross #RoyalRumble

BRONK! #RoyalRumble

I enjoy how it’s all musclefuck monsters and then Lil Jonathan Wrestling in the ring right now. #RoyalRumble

BRONK MERKD THAT REF! #RoyalRumble

Enjoyed Rollins helping Corbin in only to immediately kick him out of the ring. #RoyalRumble

My kid on Edge: “Those guys (Judgement Day) don’t like that grandpa (Edge).” #RoyalRumble

Dom Mysterio is the best thing in 2023 WWE. #RoyalRumble

Drew McIntyre glaring at Logan Paul as he runs down the ramp. #RoyalRumble

Underwhelmed by the surprise entrants in this here Rumble. #RoyalRumble

Glad Dom is reppin’ his dad Eddie Guerrero. #RoyalRumble

That springboard crossbody spot was the dumbest bullshit ever and I love it. #RoyalRumble

“C’MON MOTHERFUCKER!!!” - Seth Rollins, Royal Rumble 2023 #RoyalRumble

C’mon man that’s his bum titty! #RoyalRumble

Wow the thing everyone assumed was going to happen happened. #RoyalRumble

Do I give a shit enough about non-Royal Rumble WWE stuff to watch whatever other matches there are or do I go do other junk for an hour or so until the Women’s Rumble happens? #RoyalRumble

Guess this is one way to repurpose Naomi’s black light shit. #RoyalRumble

Blacklight popcorn. #RoyalRumble

Chekov’s popcorn. #RoyalRumble

LA Knight’s got a goddamn light saber. #RoyalRumble

That was anti-climactic. Guess they have to save time for lore. #RoyalRumble

Bray is Predator now I guess. #RoyalRumble

Learned the Korean word for a kendo stick this morning. Wrestling is educational! It’s jukdo (죽도) if you’re interested. #RoyalRumble

Did Uncle Howdy totally miss whatever he was jumping into? #RoyalRumble

What does everyone watching as a “premium live event” see now. I’m on basic cable and getting ads for Netflix and billiards tournaments and shit. #RoyalRumble

They be clubberin'! #RoyalRumble

Does Bianca Belair still whip people with her braid? That was a great bit. #RoyalRumble

Yes! She went for the hair whip! #RoyalRumble

Korean announcers still talking about Uncle Howdy. #RoyalRumble

More lore!!! Yes! #RoyalRumble

Getting some flashback video deal of the Korean announce team losing their shit about John Cena and BRONK and shit like they’re World Cup announcer yelling Gooooooal. #RoyalRumble

Hope this lady rumble has better random returns than the fellas rumble did. #RoyalRumble

Are there other matches or is this the main event?

They be clubberin’! #RoyalRumble

Yay Dana Brooke! Is she still Titus Worldwide’s accountant? #RoyalRumble

Did Emma come back to WWE at some point or is this a surprise return no one cares about? #RoyalRumble

They’re making these Korean announcers call this a premium live event. It’s just on basic cable here my guys. Nothing any more premium about it than WWE Afterburn or whatever. #RoyalRumble

What split Rhea Ripley open? #RoyalRumble

This tiny woman is pretty great. #RoyalRumble

Nice little callback to Emma and Dana Brooke’s Mean Girls duo act in NXT ‘14. #RoyalRumble

I legit though Bret Hart was about to come out but then remembered Natalya exists. #RoyalRumble

Crowd seems dead for everything except counting. #RoyalRumble

Why wouldn’t that dork of a ref let Xia Li bring her bo staff in? They were cool with Elias’ guitar. #RoyalRumble

This is the first time that a husband and wife duo both came out at #15 in the male and female Rumbles. #RoyalRumble

Wait that wasn’t even real popcorn earlier? It was just neon confetti! Everything is a lie! #RoyalRumble

Are all these ladies with Manic Panic hair and neon green ring gear in a single faction? #RoyalRumble

One of the Korean announcers is terrified of Asuka mask! #RoyalRumble

Fuck yes!!! Pre-NXT murder clown Kana version of Asuka!!! #RoyalRumble

Korean announcer dude is spitting Kana lore right now! #RoyalRumble

Did Piper Niven get rebranded at some point? The announcers seem confused that she’s “Piper Niven” here. #RoyalRumble

Guess Chelsea Green got Asuka’s Nazi hat from her Kana look. #RoyalRumble

One of the Korean announcers immediately knowing what Street Fighter character Zelina is while the other two are just like “Okay man whatever…” #RoyalRumble

How is Michelle McCool getting like the second biggest pop of this show? #RoyalRumble

Indi Hartwell does not care about the troops. #RoyalRumble

Nikki Cross haul in’ ass down to the ring! #royalrumble

Did they fuck that countdown up? #RoyalRumble

Just noticed Mia Yim has a Jay Briscoe armband on. #royalrumble

I’m fine with any of these three winning this. #royalrumble

Hell of a wedgie on Liv to get her over. #royalrumble

Finish of this saved what was otherwise a pretty mediocre match. #royalrumble

Is Hardy actually a thing? Like do people in America know who this guy is? #royalrumble

That was fucking awful. He didn't even get powerbombed off the stage for sucking that much ass. #royalrumble

Eating a spicy noodle. Watching a main event. #royalrumble

Jesus fucking Christ #royalrumble

And again! #royalrumble

That was kind of a weird finish. #royalrumble

“Fuck you Roman!” #royalrumble