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This is Alan. Alan likes to be on his own so he drives a van for Travis Perkins builders merchant. He's got 1 grown up daughter, called Kelly, and that's more or less all the social life Alan needs. Wicked darts player and Sunday lunch regular in the Dog and Duck.

(Click Alt)... Is actually Ötzi the ice man, a Copper Age hunter (just aft
Josh, 27, lives in a shared house in Bristol and self defines as "woke AF". Claims to be "lactose intolerant" and thinks his mullet is "ironic". He would get right on your nerves if he wasn't wickedly funny, and those blue eyes are disarming. Seriously - get a haircut. (See Alt). Is actually Cheddar man, the oldest complete skeleton found
Daniel is 43 and hes got that whole private schoolboy air about him. He spent time skiing in St Moritz as a kid. Lives in the South Downs and has a well paid job for Boeing defence but it's in IT so gets away with not shaving. Clever guy. Awful backache though. (See Alt text). This is the Amesbury archer.  He's from the Bronze age, died
Ava, 23, battles ill health and studies Fashion at UHI Inverness. Mum was a famous top Dutch hairstylist in the 90s. Ava did a few runway shows in her teens but at 5ft7 wasn't tall enough to break through into the big time. Looks stunning in makeup. Very strong Scots accent (Alt) They named her Ava because she was found at Auchavanich near
Linnea, 20, missing from Falköping Sweden. Last seen in a brown long sleeve top and green jeans, walking back from her family allotment on Aug 6th. Linnea is the 3rd young woman to disappear from Västra Götaland in 2 years. Police fear a serial killer may be at large. (Read Alt) You are looking at a murder victim. The Raspberry Girl as sh

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That’s violence.

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