TAKEAWAY FROM SOKOTO.
1. As Ants are attracted to Honey, Northerners are attracted to Heroes, it then doesn't surprise that they defied Cash and Fuel scarcity in honour of the Hero of Democracy, Asiwaju. Those that witnessed the recent 'walimat' of our noisy neighbors in their
..oversized venues would appreciate the value of numbers.

2. 80% of the speakers spoke in Hausa, directly into the hearts of the people..and beyond Zo, Nagode and Kudi, your dearest Legendary is a mere illiterate in that realm.

3. The Chairman of APC Adamu asked the people
.."Who is Buhari's successor?" And d people unanimously answered thunderously 'TINUBU'. I instinctively translated that as I heard Buhari and Mogaji in d same sentence 😆

4. I heard Shettima reel out years, numbers, figures and states. It wasn't difficult to figure he was
reminding the people of Buhari's outing before 2015 and his excellent outlook post 2015 after Asiwaji came into d picture. In summary, PAYBACK TIME. Invest in your past Brethren, so u won't have to be wailing 'Go and Verify' to empty canopies in d future. Success can't be hidden.
5. The President and Asiwaju mounted the Stage at the same time. And it was a Broom Brooom Broooom Brooooooom Revolution, d historic Broom that swept the SPV demonic party to d dustbin of Infamy. The people chorused along with Shouts of SAI TINUBU. a honour d Jagaban shared with
..d president by responding with SAI BUHARI.

6. Asiwaju promised d people Jobs, Peace, better markets, industry etc. He again called Sokoto Home, I wonder how many homes Tinubu has o. Never mind our Northern brothers, we donate him to u for d 1st 4 years 😆

7. D big Masquerade
..takes to d stage last. PMB spoke last, further endorsing Asiwaju as his successor as he made abundanly clear at d palace of the Sultan before d rallies, and to the tears of SPDPV. The party whose only strategy is betrayal and sabotage. As jungle is finally maturing, d Waziri
Is hopping from pillar to post begging major candidates to step down, 77 year old Langbanlangba running kitikiti. #TinubuIsComing
#BATWeNeed

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