I really think we should have a shitposting March Madness bracket. Obviously @scottjshapiro would be the number 1 seed. But there are some other truly great shitposters on this website, even in its degraded state. There are the long-time legend shitposters like @seafish1982.
There are the unintentionally hilarious shitposters like @RichardGrenell (at whom you should tweet a footpic).

There are the occasional shitposters like @OrinKerr, who drop little bombs of excellence every now and then.

There are the great political shitposters like @Timodc.
And then there are these new kids in town, who just showed up shitposting as though they owned the place--like @p8stie.

I think it's time we had a showdown and found out who was the greatest shitposter of them all. To nominate someone for the #ShitPostOff, make the case.
Tweet at me with the hashtag and your case for the nominee. It's time we honored the true talent on this site.

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