Thread by @NicoleJButler

My mom told me I should watch #Bridezillas, so here I am, watching for the first time.

15 mins into episode 1, & FIRST of all, I'm disgusted by these women's antics. Secondly, I can't believe folks are indulging these women.

I don't like anyone enough to tolerate this. Nobody.

The grooms should be running for the hills, tbh.

This is some Grade A BS.

The bridesmaids have paid for these uglass dresses and the bride is treating them like objects instead of friends/family/human beings.

I wonder how many people from this series are still married and/or friends.

Just elope and have a party afterwards. This is ridiculous. Bad juju.

Now this evil heifer is crying. She wasn't crying when she was talking crazy to people.

The bride is getting ready for the wedding, upset b/c she has a stress zit and the groom is in the pool, wondering whether or not he's supposed to have his vows memorized.

Now she done misplaced her veil and is freaking out. (The Asian bride.)

And her fiancé married her anyway. Lawd...

She wasn't quite as bad as the white & Black brides tho.

WHAT? THEY DON'T WRAP ALL 3 OF THESE UP IN ONE EPISODE?? I FEEL TRICKED.

Now I gotta watch this funny-talking white bridezilla for another episode.

She's cussing at her mother.

If I ever told my mother to "Get out my damn face." I'd no longer have a face for her to get out of. Even at this big age.

This Black bridezilla thinks she's running a boot camp.

Where's the happiness in this?

The groom just said he's not signing the marriage certificate if there's no broom to jump. 🤣

Noooo - now they're introducing a NEW couple? Naw.

I'm gonna see what happens with the original 3 couples and dassit.

New bridezilla is using the word "bitch" rather liberally.

Hey, if her people like it, I love it. For THEM.

This family is Italian, and the host just said "The pasta hits the fan."

This isn't about the show, but I'm watching on @TheRokuChannel and there has been a BIG-AZZ AD on my TV for about 15 mins now.

If I'm lyin' I'm flyin'.

Original white couple is late for their own rehearsal dinner. Bride is upset bc her mother "doesn't look fancy enough." She doesn't like her mom's blouse or her nails.

Her mom just realized that her dress is on backwards. 🤣🤣🤣

I don't want to get wrapped up in the Italian bride's story b/c I don't intend to watch anyone past the original three #bridezillas. That's plenty.

Now the Black bridesmaids are arguing with one another b/c THEY'RE stressed and don't want the bride to bite their heads off.

They secretly planned a "Breakfast at Tiffany's"-themed bridal shower, and all seems to be going well.

I spoke too soon. One of the bridesmaids is now DRUNK and saying she ain't with the maid of honor's BS.

(It's Chicago vs. Brooklyn. Who you got?)

The bride is saying that everybody's drinks need to be cut off.

I never want to see this show again.

White bride just broke her great-grandmother's tiara.

Now she doesn't like her homemade wedding bouquets. Her mother tried to tell her, but she wouldn't listen!

Now she's crying AGAIN.

All of these people look miserable. Every last one of them.

Groom just said there's a 50/50 chance that his bride will be a runaway bride.

Sounds like the makings of a great marriage.

She's still crying.

Here comes Dad to calm her down.

These churches are beauti-

SHE'S CRYING AGAIN! THE UGLY CRY, WHILE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE.

She hesitated awhile before saying "I do."

As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted -

the churches are beautiful, the dresses are beautiful, but these attitudes & the energy?

Ugly as homemade sin.

Omg - one more episode to watch the Black bride get married, and I never want to see this show again. My mama might get a whuppin for recommending this to me.

I need to find all of these folks' last names so I can find out if they're still married.

(Don't tell my mom I said that about her.)

I just found info for one of the brides and she died of breast cancer a few years ago.

No snark in this tweet b/c that's a horrible thing.

I truly didn't know I'd be tweeting this show. It was just too awful to watch alone.

I thought I'd be playing #TheSims4 while watching.

A new bridezilla is being introduced, but I don't have the energy to care. I just wanna see the last of the original 3 get married, and then I'm Audi 5000.

Something or someone peed on new bridezilla's veil.

(she has 2 dogs)

Black bride has been arguing with the tailor about her dress for 3 episodes and it's mad mid.

She arrives at the venue before the rehearsal dinner and there are binder clips holding up the curtains and there are scuff marks on the floor. Wedding is tomorrow.

She said it must be fixed or nobody will get paid. Venue worker just called her a #bridezilla.

Now she's back from the dinner and WATCHING the wedding planner & interior designer do what she told them to do.

I get that she wants things right (and I can relate), but honey, the STRESSSSS.

She's threatening the designer's career.

She's called him from the car while driving and yelled for him to go home.

When will this be over?

Dude stayed and executed her vision. Now she's happy and hugging him.

The groom is late. Stuck in traffic.

Please just get married. Or don't. Just hurry.

The grooms are an afterthought.

They are FINALLY finna jump the broom.

Oh nooo - hearing "as long as we both live" and knowing that she dies in a few years. 😥

And the broom has been jumped! Now they're doing a second-line dance from the church to the venue (in Chicago).

And now, everyone is happy.

All's well that ends well, I s'pose.

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