Thread by @matthewstoller

Most tweets today will be mean comments about the Eagles, who cheated their way to the Super Bowl.

The Eagles have shown exceptional skill at having a soft schedule and injuring Brock Purdy. #FlyEaglesFly

Philadelphia is the city of illegitimate children. #FlyEaglesFly

The original capital of the United States was Philadelphia. Then the founding fathers realized Philly was such a shithole that they moved it to a swamp in the middle of nowhere. That’s how much they hated the Eagles. #FlyEaglesFly

Don’t make fun of Philadelphians. It’s not their fault they are stupid and ugly. #FlyEaglesFly

Philly has mediocre Italian food. #FlyEaglesFly

It’s time to watch the Super Bowl, where the Kansas City Chiefs take on the team that doesn’t deserve to be here. #FlyEaglesFly

Eagles coach is already crying. Losers.

https://twitter.com/SportsGrid/status/1624914470161219584?s=20&t=KQgg7i0UBbvTY5vpqckHeQ

And KC is already up 7-0. Go Chiefs!

Chiefs up 17-0 already?!? This one’s getting away from the Eagles. #FlyEaglesFly

Santa Claus was just murdered near Rittenhouse Square. Ugh Philly is awful.

How bad is Philly? Comcast is headquartered there.

Shame.

https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1624926698390138883?s=20&t=N0AImk12awSSY0f0DtFFtw

I don’t know how the Eagles come back from this deficit. They have an excellent passing game but Jalen Hurts can only do so much when he’s facing Patrick Mahomes.

If the Eagles managed to injure Patrick Mahomes and cheat their way to a victory they should be very proud of themselves. #FlyEaglesFly

The Eagles may as well injure Rihanna, just for kicks. Can’t be too careful in cheating your way to victory. #FlyEaglesFly

Did a Philly fan just throw a beer can at Rihanna? Jerks.

Patrick Mahomes just led a touchdown drive for America.

Come on Philly be classy and go for the knees.

Kansas City has decided to challenge whether the ball was in-bounds, which is unusual. For those of you who don't follow football, here's the rule. If KC wins the challenge the Chiefs get two points in what is known as a 'safety.'

A better name for a team representing Philadelphia would be the Alcoholics. #FlyEagelsFly

Hey Philly I don't mean to be judgemental but you really could lose a few. Sorry, sorry, that wasn't cool. But you could. Ok I'm kidding. But am I? Yes. No.

So weird what happens when the Eagles play a good team with an actual quarterback. #FlyEaglesFly

Amusing that Philly fans are upset the game was taken from them after they were handed a schedule where they basically played Detroit 15 times and then for the NFC Championship they played the junior varsity quarterback from Carver High School.

Ok, now that I have some perspective, I'll just say that the Eagles played a great game and they were robbed by a bad call.

Also Philly, we need to talk about your drinking.