Thread by @Stephen_Georg

Crap. I had to make potato skins.

I’m just now sitting down to live tweet the game but apparently it’s 14-14 so everything before this didn’t matter whatsoever. Perfect.

As usual this will be a huge thread. You can mute the thread. You will want to do that because I’m going to tweet A LOT in the next little bit. I am rooting for the Eagles. I might burn my car or something in solidarity, I think that’s what they do

Also this is like THE FIRST TIME (since college) that Alex and I get to watch this thing IN PERSON!

He is rooting for the Chiefs because he didn’t get to pick

There’s a third team entering the field and they’re wearing stripes??? Football is getting weird man

Eagles make this look so easy. Step it up Chiefs. We have a higher number than you.

We are defying the laws of physics and entering into a new era with the caws of celebration go #SuperBowlLVII Eagles team

Heineken: Now For Ants!

The Rihanna and Dr Seuss collab is gonna be wild

The sports commentators on the football: “it’s a really good ball”

Wilford Brimley may order something from his Waffle House menu soon

Coors, Miller, and Blue Moon are all so poor they had to split a commercial so drink Budweiser I guess

Here’s the dog commercial. There’s always a dog commercial.

Wooooooow what a throw and a catch

“It’s all about when the ball is possessed.”

🏈👻

I, too, like Spicy Mike

Chiefs are attempting to throw their players or something? Big butt shove energy

TEN POINT LEAD BAYBEEEE

Alright good so far

Please enjoy your local commercial slot. Ours is about our airport, neat

Oh my god farmer date show

Jesus Christ the title

“Farmer Wants a Wife”

I want Terry’s hat

Hazmat is here, half time show must be dangerous

I think one of the commentators should be like, a 4-year-old kid. I think that’d add a lot of fun to the game

IS RIHANNA IN THAT BOX???

“Everyone has a subtle anus tether” -@alexforsythe

Sooo many beekeepers

I think we already recorded this episode of GTA Online

Some of the choreography is based around the camera movement and I’m very into it

But wait, there’s more!

That platform is shaking a lot, man. That would be awful

I saw me be sad

I tried to write “I saw mr beast” Jesus phone

Poor dude slipped before he managed to do his Fortnite dance

Shoe: The Movie

Every Gutfeld ad I keep expecting to see Garfield and I’m immensely disappointed

Oh.

Oh thank god

Another idea: each quarter the field changes. Normal, Ice, Desert, Lava

Too big. Make it smaller. Fly less far, Eagles.

Buy meth chips

We ❤️ Kinky Dad

Instead of watching the full roast of Mr Peanut, consider driving into the ocean

We ❤️ Pacifier Father

I haven’t had cable in over 10 years and the commercials for shows are letting me know I’m not missing anything whatsoever

Nobody even bothered that guy, man. He just walked into the end zone. Strolled. Alright, sure. KC in the lead. Let’s have some drama here at the end.

Dog Commercial #2

You can order dogs on Amazon?!

I had to step away from the game to use the bathroom. I can hear lots of loud noises downstairs. One of the teams must have done a good. Oh no.

It… was not my team. Oh no.

My god. Nevermind. Go Eagles. Wow.

Sarah McLachlan commercial is real good. I like that

Well I guess it’s all coming down to this

Alex wins.

That brings Alex’s total wins to 9, and mine stays at 5. I’ve donated to his charity of choice, @sandyhook.

Thanks for tuning in to my live tweets! It was great to watch the game with my friends, and I’m sure we’ll be back again next year.