Thread by @benjaminwittes

Round I, Match 4 of #ShitPostOff2023 begins now: @Timodc vs. @p8stie.
The contestants may shitpost in this thread for 24 hours, starting now, under the rules of the #ShitPostOff. May the best shitposter win. (tweets from @DarkP8stie @LightP8stie @p8stieSales @P8stiesIntern

@womanlukas, @p8stieisLegend and @pharaohp8stie will also be accepted as shitposts from @p8stie)

I am informed by @p8stie that none of the accounts listed above are actually controlled by her except the @p8stie account. Therefore, shitposts from none of the other accounts will count in this match.

Neither contestant is yet on the board, though it’s still the earliest of early mornings on the West Coast. @p8stie has not yet used effectively the several hours the time difference between Europe and the Bay Area gave her to shitpost unanswered.

Still no action from either @p8stie or @Timodc. This match was shaping up to be one of the hottest of Round I but so far, both contestants are letting down their many fans. Rude!

This is starting to hurt my feeling.

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Both @Timodc and @p8stie are dead to me. Both have defaulted.