Here’s my favorite Belzer/Munch thing. So. The Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis is a theory that exists. The basic concept boils down to the idea that a huge number television shows belong to a single connected universe, which exists in the mind of a child, Tommy Westphall.
Tommy Westphalia was the autistic child who imagined *all* of the TV program St. Elsewhere, as revealed in the series finale, in which the camera pulls back to see Tommy staring into a snow globe of the hospital. Thus, all of the show was imagined by him.
So here’s the issue. Characters from St. Elsewhere appeared as their characters on *other*shows. Which means Tommy must have imagined them, too. But you can touch one show to another. Example:
A character from St. Elsewhere appeared on Trapper John, M.D. But he was a character on MASH. I high means MASH and it’s spin-off After MASH (which ran two seasons) are also in Tommy’s mind. This goes on.
Turns out Belzer’s character Munch appeared in something like 22 properties. Homicide, all the Law & Orders, The Simpsons, X-Files, the list goes on. But Munch can be connected to St. Elsewhere, also. And thus, thanks to Belzer, there are a ton of shows in the Tommy Universe.
Ain’t that something?
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I am going to tell you a joke, but you won’t like it. It’s a long journey. You have to be willing to commit. You will hate me after. I am willing to accept that, if you are willing to read the whole thread. Do we have an agreement? If so, let me tell you about a horse.
So there was this horse that lives above a music shop. The music shop offered music lessons for individuals. Come in, play guitar, learn an instrument, that sort of thing. Like a Music Center, but with a pro who would help you.
So the horse one day is bored, and hears the music downstairs and decides to go down and take a music lesson. He meets with a guy and that guy puts the horse on a guitar.
I work for an office in the federal government as a lawyer where in the last 8 years fully 1/3rd of our attorneys work on mass shooting cases. Schools, churches. Fortunately, I have dealt primarily with natural disasters. Floods, fires. Dozens died in my cases. None like this.
It’s too much, what I’m seeing. Kids who were victims of school shootings are attending college where a school shooting happened. It’s insane. Ironically, I’m a big believer in the right of individuals to own guns. Rifles, for hunting. Small arms to defend homes or businesses.
The Second Amendment has been perverted by the Supreme Court. No one would argue one person can’t own, say, a nuclear weapon. A Howitzer. An M60 Patton tank. It’s not “a right to keep and bear arms” that is sacred, bar none. We make lots of exceptions, as noted above.
Dry January: I have friends in the service industry who barkeep and went sober during the height of the pandemic. Reassessed. I mean several former hard drinkers. Still tend bar, *stay* sober. I can’t imagine. Those who take 30 days and then go back to it aren’t made the same.
A bartender who goes stone cold sober gives one hope about the breadth of willpower, self-actualization. I see these kids bragging about not drinking for a month in front of these bartenders, ordering club soda. Not tipping. I know on whose side I side. Ain’t them.
Dry January is — like St. Patrick’s Day and New Years’ Eve — for amateurs. A small confession does not a saint make. Moderation demands two hands on the reigns. A brief abstinence means not going near the barn for a bit. Dry January is for suckers and leads to Wet February.
Ginni Thomas is a traitor to the Constitution and this nation and nothing she testified to shows otherwise.
Washington is a series of concentric circles. The smaller the circle, the closer you are to power. Ginni Thomas was very close to power. Elite. You know what those people do? Wield power quietly, don’t rock the boat, drink at Georgetown parties.
She threw bombs.
She still isn’t shunned at parties, I’d bet.
Such people avoid justice, to the extent it’s meted out by institutions that were designed for you and me and not them.
One more thing about the George Santos thing: his downfall won’t be about claiming to be Jew-Ish or gay or whatever, it’s going to be about money. He claimed to have little, and then a lot, and it’s all tied to sketchy stuff and Ponzi shit and I bet by 2024 he makes a plea deal.
His congressional career — if it even starts — will be quite short. He’s fucked.
Also, how the fuck can someone run for *Congress* and get almost ZERO vetting by, say, the NYT, the NY Post, name the outlet? Each of the lies Santos offered could have *easily* been vetted by *one* investigative — fuck “investigative” — one *reporter*. How’d this happen?
Me: So, wait. What is Boxing Day again?
British friend: So on Christmas family gets together. The day after, they give gifts to servants and tradesmen of lower classes. They don’t mix. Two different days.
Me: …
Friend: What?
Me:
It’s almost as horrifying a tradition as, say, Thanksgiving in the United States.
Holidays are generally stupid, but I seriously think we need 15 more per year.