Okay so, buckle up I have some wild stories about this guy. So, this guy, Johnny, showed up to Ukraine and joined the Legionnaires. From what I’ve heard, he was “eccentric” from the time he showed up, but it was attributed to the fact that Johnny boy wasn’t the sharpest crayon in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
At this point, his unit is out looking for him quite urgently after it surfaces that he confided in one of them, that dear Johnny was once in Isis. He’s now on RT claiming to be Antifa and a communist, was unironically in Isis, and had previously been under Russian artillery and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
You genuinely could make a movie out of this it’s so insane. So the Biker gang is out looking for him, to get their money and i assume his head, and having no way to pay it, Jihad Johnny decides to launch a Jihad against the confederate biker gang. (This is all from what he told… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
So the urgency to find this methhead, isis member lunatic who’s running around with a grenade obviously increased greatly. He was then found after running through the town yelling “Help me Baby Jesus Help me” over and over again during an artillery barrage, when he was promptly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
What I suppose happened is that he got in trouble again in this other militia, fled to istanbul like he said, and then on to Russia, because otherwise he probably would have been strung up. And soon the Russians are going to find out he has an IQ of 68 and that he’s Bullshitted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
He ended up in Ukraine in the first place to get away from the biker gangs and also because his teeth were so fucked from meth use, he wanted to get them fixed (he did) And that’s the tale of Jihad Johnny so far, related to me from members who served in his unit. An absolute… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
this is probably the wildest true story i’ve ever written about on here I still can’t wrap my head around it
WAIT WAIT I MISSED A PART,
The reason he didn’t go through with his jihad against the biker gangs was because Jesus appeared to him in a vision and melted the vest off him and he woke up naked
The reason he didn’t go through with his jihad against the biker gangs was because Jesus appeared to him in a vision and melted the vest off him and he woke up naked
Here’s the bunker that he defaced—
https://twitter.com/krus_chiki/status/1631305561751920641
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