Thread by @EdNEm3

Sam’ receives a text from her roommate.
#SizeTwitter here are the rules for this #MacroMarch #GrowthDrive !
Interact with this tweet to make her grow !
❤️ = 2 cm (1")
🔁 = 5 cm (2")
💬 = 10 cm (4")
☕️ = 30 cm (1’)

Here’s the Ko-fi link as a reminder : ko-fi.com/ednem3

⚠️ CW : Misogyny, harassment ⚠️
This is how the #Sampocalypse begins.
Setting up the scene before there’s any growth in this #GrowthDrive, you can probably expect some #SamIsAnEvilBitch-ness at some point but you know wha you were getting yourself into.
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter

Who could hate a good old reversal ? Not me.
#SizeTwitter #MacroMarch #GrowthDrive

#SamIsAnEvilBitch and the hunt begins.
#SizeTwitter #MacroMarch #GrowthDrive

⚠️ CW : back injury ⚠️
#SamIsAnEvilBitch and the hunt ends … whoops.
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

⚠️ CW : Crush, death ⚠️
#SamIsAnEvilBitch delivering the final blow.
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

Round 2 ! 😈
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

In other news ! 📺
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

🚗💨🏃‍♀️
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

Wow ! Can’t believe they made it !
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

The stakes are getting higher ! And so is Sam’ !
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

Wonder what’ll happen to the loser. 🤔
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

But first we have to crown a winner ! I can’t watch ! 🫣
#MacroMarch #Sizetwitter #GrowthDrive

Finally I am back to drawing this year’s
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive !
Sorry for the wait ! #SizeTwitter

And the winner is … #SamIsAnEvilBitch ! Was there ever any doubt ?
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

Sensational news !
#SamIsAnEvilBitch #MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

Meanwhile at BigCorp Inc. HQ !
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

This can only end well …
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

Tom is not getting employee of the month this time.
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

Sorting through her harvest. #SamIsAnEvilBitch
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

CW : Crush
Last chance …
#SamIsAnEvilBitch
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

Welp, seems like folks at Big Corp Inc. are nothing if not efficient !
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

Sam’ knows how to make an entrance. #MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

Just as I say that I manage to draw a bunch. I’ll never understand how my brain works.
Oh hey what’s that ?! A bonus round ?!!!
Sam’s growing even more ?!
I’ll count all the likes, retweets and comments on this thread and add it to her size.
#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter

"Alright … not that I haven’t been enjoying the escapade but … this feels like overkill …"

Sam’ has breached 25 km tall ! That’s over 15 miles !

#MacroMarch #GrowthDrive #SizeTwitter