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#zhongchi πŸ”ΆπŸ’§

Xiao and Ganyu walking in on Childe cooing and cuddling Zhongli in his little dragon form. Childe kissing chonkli belly, going "who's my scary, scary dragon?" and dragonli has like this very pleased face while the two adepti are like... πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ
Ganyu clearing her throat while the Harbinger his doing raspberry kisses on her former lord's belly...
"Sorry... We just wanted to brings some flowers and bread..." And they are like all red in the face.
"Uh..." Childe doesn't know what to say, politely thanking them...
Meanwhile Zhongli is the image of relax, got back on his regular human form, smiling like a pleased cat, thanking the two adepti as well without any embarrassment.
Once the two guests are gone, Zhongli goes back to his duty on being a spoiled husband.

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Mar 5
impl zc + harbingers
I've being plagued with Harbingers having kids and bringing them to the same fancy private schools. So imagine Childe entering the room with his little skrunklies that are like, liddol half dragons.
zl's secondborn being bullied and captain's kid protecting him πŸ₯Ή capitano with maybe two kids and one is really gentle and a knight for the bullied kis while the other ones goes around annoying ppl saying "my papa is number one harbinger, tch!!"
doctor's kid is a littol genius and ask money in exhange of letting people copying his homework-- also they are really curious about why one of his classmates got horns and tail.
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Mar 5
[ πŸ”ΆπŸ’§ ] πŸ”Ά&πŸ”Ή [ implied mpreg ]

"Papa, are my eyes weird to you?" The young, auburn haired boy approached Zhongli, busy in feeding a little bird that just casually landed at his feet. The crumbs of the bread that Childe recently baked were very much appreciated, apparently.
The Consultant blinked, not expecting such a question out of the blue from one of his children. He let his own amber eyes place on the face of his eldest, immediately looking for signs that could tell him if his child is being bullied.
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"No, your eyer are not weird to me. They remind me of your mother's."
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Mar 3
πŸ”ΆπŸ’§ [ because one can't help it ]

When Childe ate spicy food, his lips would turn a little plumper, Zhongli noticed. It was inevitable, for the effects of the various spices.
Zhongli's eyes would just stay on that temptation, wondering what could happen if he kissed him.
"Friends" aren't supposed to desire to kiss each others lips, one would say. Not even two people that needed to recover their friendship on the first place, after a certain event and a certain revelation happened.
Yet, all Zhongli wanted to do was exactly that: kissing childe's lips.
So, when Childe released that surprised yelp, the former Archon couldn't help but finding it cute.
A quick kiss, a peck on the lips after dinner.
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Mar 3
#haikaveh + Zhongli

"I don't know what happened, but last night... A mark of dendro appeared on Kaveh's belly." Haitham looked at the funeral consultant, eyes hard to read as he waited.
Meanwhile, Kaveh was dying of embarassment.
"He's not a couple therapist... why are we asking him, Haitham?"
Al Haitham ignored him.
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"Haitham..."
"I see..." Zhongli closed his eyes.
"It seems like, your passion had ignited your powers to be summoned without you noticing." Zhongli stated, nodding to himself. "It's something that can happen...a mark of possession."
"Please..." Kaveh interrupted him. "There's really no need to trouble yourself--"
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Jan 21
#zhongchi / morachi πŸ”ΆπŸ’§ + gui&ping | mpreg | au | meeting rex lapis' baby

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here to remind you of this very alpha moment from zhongli
why ppl doubting about him being a daddy while he's out there looking like that
this is his month, perceive him (perceive his wife too)
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