Thread by @StevenTDennis

Jackie Kennedy's house in Georgetown just went on sale, and it's now the most expensive listing in Washington, DC. $26.5M. 16K+ square feet, 13BR, 18BA. Built in 1794. Follow along for another #FridayNightZillow!🧵 zillow.com/homedetails/30…

This is the kind of place I always imagine when reading something in the Style section about the "Salons of Georgetown..." #FridayNightZillow

Opulent rooms. Many updated. Kitchens. You'll need a staff to run the place. The place absorbed some of the neighboring properties a few years ago so is expanded from Jackie's time here. A Miss America, secretary of war, assorted other people have lived here. #FridayNightZillow

Feels Olde Money. #FridayNightZillow

Eames chairs in your excessively large bedroom. #FridayNightZillow

+10 points for the lived-in leather chairs. -500 for the TV placement. Whoever did this needs to apologize. #FridayNightZillow

WOW. Fantasy basement w/bowling lane + other toys in Hawmarket, VA. Prime #FridayNightZillow eye candy. $2.7M, 9K sf. zillow.com/homedetails/15…?

Billiards room w/groovy lighting. #FridayNightZillow

Sweet arcade for the kids. Not sure what that red ball thing is in the middle? #FridayNightZillow

Bar features an aquarium. #FridayNightZillow

Theater/red room. #FridayNightZillow

Party shower✔️ #FridayNightZillow

Anyone interested in going in on the old Biltmore Suites hotel in the heart of Mt. Vernon in Baltimore? Just $1.5M gets us 25 suites, 18K+sf., elevator; built in 1880. Grand exterior/interior could use some updating. #FridayNIghtZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…?

Things are cheaper in OHIO. We should buy this 10K sf Dayton mansion on 15 acres built by the founder of Standard Register for just ... checks notes ... $625K! The Great Room alone is 1200 sf! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/27…?

10 acres and a Yurt. Vermont. $111K. Let's do this. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/206-Chem…?

"Haunted House." $95K. Kansas. #CheapZillow #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/91…

William Cody's house in Palm Springs exudes cool. $3.25M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/1950-E-D…

Cute lockhouse on canal, w/lock, overlooking Delaware canal towpath in New Hope, PA, $725K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/48…?

I love this property: $3.9M for a restored stone farmhouse on 60 acres. Pennsylvania on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/15…?

Have you ever wanted to live in Versailles but in, like, Houston? Well, have I got the mansion for you! Buckle up! 8BR, 12BA & and an exhausting 26K sf. for an eye-watering $36M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

This is in somebody's *house.* Like, people live here. Looks more like a national museum. #FridayNightZillow

Not sure if all the art stays. #FridayNightZillow

Your salon. You could film a Netflix series here on American excess. #FridayNightZillow

I'm always puzzled when bathrooms get this large. #FridayNightZillow

Is that a mummy sarcophagus just hanging out like Han Solo? #FridayNightZillow

You have to zoom in to see it, but this is a bedroom. #FridayNightZillow

Artwork/drama everywhere. #FridayNightZillow

Whole lotta gas burners. It appears they have good ventilation. #FridayNightZillow

A truly grand outdoor pavilion. Surprised to see a wood ceiling here. #FridayNightZillow

A pool fit for a Sun King. #FridayNightZillow

Up next is our Showstopper.

Tonight's Showstopper is a fantasy log home in Moab, Utah. $7.5M. It's pretty great. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/63…

Setting is serene. #FridayNightZillow

I like it. #FridayNightZillow

This is a sink. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow

A perfect bedroom view. That's it from the gang at #FridayNightZillow. Special thanks to my wife, sister-in-law, and tipsters for finding many of these homes tonight and all of you for following along!