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Mar 13 10 tweets 4 min read
In 2020, I played a key role in getting Belarusian secret police commander Mike Bedunkevich and his second in command at GUBOPiK Department 3-3 sanctioned.

By, like, accident.

I made this meme to commemorate it.

Here, I'll show you how I did it.

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Belarus is a "preemptive authoritarian state" because its government maintains power by preempting democracy.

It does so today by using Facebook evidence of "extremism" in arbitrary arrests, as my confidential human sources showed.

Thanks to #BYPOL, an organization of dissident Belarusian police, it is possible to identify the specific government agency responsible for coordinating extremism arrests with local police with extreme particularity.

It's GUBOPiK Department 3-3.

Department 3 at GUBOPiK is staffed with Belarusian cops with solid records of unwavering obedience and stark brutality.

You ever see movie henchmen and wonder, who shoots at Iron Man for, like, $40k a year?

With these guys, it's simple conformism.

I made the Belarus report for Facebook, but they have nothing to do with the way that these guys actually got sanctioned.

As you might expect from token human rights activists working for tech people, they didn't even really know what to make of it.

There are two or three people in my life where I'll talk about them fairly openly, but you don't know who the hell they are, and that's by design.

One of them - my oldest and most patriotic friend - circulated my report to the intelligence community.

I don't get to flex, much, doing what I do; it's not like anyone is like "YEAAAAH, I SANCTIONED THAT DUDE! HIGH FIVE!"

Ever, really.

That's fine at some level. That's the nature of this kind of patriotism.

Because patriotism is about deeds, not about words.
Trumpers these days, the way they use the word "patriotism", is a lot closer to "jingoistic sanctimony". Patriotism is even derided as conformism these days; and this is all in the context of our country which has, let us not forget, been at war for over 90% of its existence.
This is different patriotism than what I see my peers doing.

For me, it seems patriotic to try to sketch out a world where, simply put, we don't fucking bomb people to get the policy outcomes we want, and to try to play some part in that.

It's the Cold War 2.0. I accept it.
You don't get to talk about it a lot, which is why I try to make somewhat of a minor big deal (for today at least) about it when it does come up.

It's probably not obvious given my tendency towards circumlocution, but... I'm proud of this.

And it's time for the next customer 😉

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Mar 15
OK, interesting

I expect that no one in my #NAFO set is gonna know who Miles Guo is, so let me introduce him real quick: Miles Guo is basically an expat Chinese billionaire huckster.

You and I care who he is because this mf finances insurrectionism.
nytimes.com/2023/03/15/nyr…
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The Times in '17 characterizes him as a "gadfly" to Beijing with a tendency to leak wild-looking claims that are "outlandish and easily debunked", along with some actually legit intel.

This made him a natural fit with the Trump admin.

nytimes.com/2017/05/30/wor…
The real picture on Guo is something closer to a trashnews provocateur involved in running hedge fund beefs.

There's been an Interpol Red Notice for him since '17.
scmp.com/news/china/pol…
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Mar 14
"So this low-quality journalist I was arguing with on Twitter saw that video, and said that I was a trans person living with my mom," I told my mom over Chinese takeout the other night.

She raised an eyebrow. "Why are you arguing with such a person?"
"It's part of the activism I'm doing", I explained. "We talk back to people who lie about the war in Ukraine. It's kind of an extension of the work I was doing during the Trump years, studying liars."
"It's basically the same reason why I was in the Washington Post last year or that Ukrainian newspaper this year," I said.

"So what did you say?" Mom asked.
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Mar 14
Every time you feel dismayed by the sheer volume of disinfo out there, remember that disinfo producers only do that because their position is so unfavorable.

Like RAND Corp. said, it's a firehose. Superfluity is a basic function of disinformation.

rand.org/pubs/perspecti…
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But it's not just that people on the side of truth lack the resources to spam. There's simply no need.

We don't need to make up stories and invent adversaries to motivate people.

I don't need to insist I'm right when I'm wrong or silence dissent.
There was this idea in the early Trump years that you could just, like, get people to pledge to truth and it would spread like a movement and automagically stop the disinfo.

This was stupid, I think, because truth doesn't work like that; it doesn't fight for itself.
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Mar 14
The problem with racial monocultures, like Silicon Valley Bank's board, isn't that you need a magical ethnic person around to have a good idea.

It's that people with relatively homogenous, unanimous opinions start making really dumb decisions.

It's called groupthink.

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"Groupthink" sounds somewhat unfortunately like a Sesame Street song or something, but it's actually A Thing.

Like, these screencaps are from a fricking NASA page.

Because NASA knows to worry about groupthink.
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Groupthink is particularly interesting from the perspective of #NAFO.

The leaderless, chaotic aspects of something like NAFO sound almost like the opposite of this.

It's one reason why I think it's been around this long: no one's screwed it up with a bad executive decision yet.
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Mar 13
In '13, I met a startup [name withheld] at a VC pitch event; three undergrads with popped collars and significant evidence of hair gel, as I recall.

So, what do you guys do? I ask. Pizza delivery, they say.

I ask them, so, what's your USP - your unique selling proposition?
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I'm guessing they picked leaders based on most hair gel, because the one with a full-on pompadour responds, proudly: what makes us different is, we slice it differently.

I remember pausing for a solid three-count, just in case they were trying to, like, play a joke on me.
Wait, I asked, somewhat stupidly, that's what makes you unique? You slice it differently?

Yeah, they said, that's the reason for our name.

I remember looking at my cofounder, and thinking, almost aloud, the same thing at that moment.
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Mar 13
Just a glimpse at what NAFO tackles makes the MAGAts trying to pick a fight with NAFO look stupid and quaint.

Patty L blamed Ukrainians, not Russians, for attacking Mariupol last year and carving swastikas into bodies.

Versus, what, some dipshit made a t-shirt?

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You could argue that this is all part of the same complex of liars, that's valid. Where we'd disagree is the idea that it's meaningful or the most salient aspect of it all to highlight.

It's a question of relative threat levels and current threat environment.
The MAGA "movement" is decreasingly relevant and increasingly insane. Historically, unrelated things bring its core elements down.

Trump's businesses? SDNY, not the FBI.

Trump's kids? Charity lawsuits, not nepotism scandals.

Bannon? The goddamn Postal Service, of all things.
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