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Mar 14 • 11 tweets • 1 min read
17 episodes into #Ajoche and I really hate Oofuni with a passion. I don’t care what her motivations are. That was a child!
Scooby-Doo ass kids!🤦🏾‍♀️
These kids 🤣😭
These men are such cheap articles.
Dem don carry this king handicap.
This woman is playing a dangerous game and I hope they catch her and cut off her head.
Nothing worse than entering wahala for adventure wey you no follow go.
Kai I hope these kids remain friends through adulthood.🥺🥹
We’ve all taken this long walk home after some misadventure 😭🤣🤣🤣
These kids are so precious. I love them so much.
These kids are giving me such joy. I really believe them 🥺

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Mar 15
Nigeria’s total landmass is 923,768 Square Kilometres.

Lagos State’s landmass is 3,577 Square Kilometres.

So Lagos State is 0.38% of the Landmass of Nigeria.
If we assume Nigeria’s Population is about 200million, and Lagos has about 20million people, it means we have 10% of the population of the country.

Now let’s take the ratio of that. The ratio of our Population Percentage to our Landmass percentage, is 26.3 To 1.

Now that sounds… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
New York City.

the USA’s total landmass is 3million Square Miles.

New York City’s landmass is 300 Square Miles.

So NYC is 0.008% of the Landmass of the United States.
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Mar 15
Within my first 100 days as President, I will commission a militia that will chop off the penises of men who pee in public.
BuT nO PuBLiC InFrasTrucTure:
Again:
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Mar 3
The most disgusting thing I’ve seen this election cycle is “educated elites” say “people are about to learn a very important lesson. Every generation learns it the hard way. It’s their turn.”

How can an entire generation be committed to upholding criminality and injustice?
Nigerian society makes a virtue out of downplaying injustice.

Even the educated "elite" will tell young people who are angry about the election that "every generation learns the lesson."
Why SHOULD every generation learn that when they feel cheated, the right thing to do is to let it go?
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Mar 1
For the last 20 or so years, Nigerians have used "Gani Fawehinmi came out and nobody voted for him" as proof that Nigerians aren't ready for good governance.

But after seeing how results changed at collation in this election, how sure ARE you that nobody voted for him? 🤔
Smartphones and Twitter helped Nigerians capture and share everything happening at their polling units, from INEC no-shows, to violence, to voting, to rigging, to actual legit results.
Because of this, the average Nigerian has a clearer picture of what happened nationwide.
In 1999/2003/2007/2011 Nigerians didn't have any kind of picture at all.
In 2015/2019, we had a murky picture.
2023 the picture is 4K.
So assuming politicians did in past elections what they did on Saturday, can you say for a fact that "nobody voted for that guy" in the past?
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Jan 6
Since a possible presidential run-off keeps coming up, let’s talk about the gbege waiting for us in Section 134 of the Constitution, because let me tell you ehn, 1979 taught us things!

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Most analysis focuses on subsection 2:
-get majority votes
-get 25% each in two thirds of states, plus FCT.
But there's already some ambiguity here. And we MUST take ambiguity seriously.

Remember what happened after the 1979 election?
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