Eel pie has been an important English food for a long time. Medieval cookbooks often included eel pie recipes, & everyone from peasants to kings at them.
In 1256, Henry III demanded eel pies from his bailiff at Fetcham! 1/8
Eel pie was so common that not knowing how to cook one was recognized sign of stupidity. In King Lear, there's a cook who was so far gone that she tried to eels in the pie w/o killing them first.
It doesn't mean much to us, but Shakespeare's audience knew better.
Hilarious! 2/8
Over time, eel pie became associated w/ London. Pie & mash shops were common, esp. in the East End, & there were several hundred in 19th century.
There aren't many left now, & E. End eel pies are kinda a tourist food. But you can still find an eel pie if you really need one. 3/8
Upstream from London is Eel Pie Island, which is famous for...well...it's eel pies! There's a legend that the name of the island comes from the time Henry VIII, on a boat ride upriver, stopped at the island & demanded pies.
It's a fun story, but probably not true. 4/8
Eel Pie Island wasn't just famous for eels pies. It was also well-known for live music. Many famous people, including Charles Dickens, frequented the island, both for its eels & its music.
Dickens wrote that it was a great place to dance to the music of a locomotive band. 5/8
That tradition continued! The island was important in the history of blues & rock in the 1950s & '60s. Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, The Yardbirds, The Who, Eric Clapton all played at the Eel Pie Island Hotel.
The hotel has burned down, but there's still @eelpiemuseum. 6/8
So today, as you're celebrating endless numbers and tucking into your favorite fruit pie, spare a thought for eels, too. Put on some Stones, kick back, and raise a glass to the eel pie: the pie that Henry III loved and that helped bring you rock 'n' roll. 7/8
And, if you really want to celebrate the day in style, you can order an Eeel Pi shirt, or mug, or just about anything else from "A Surprise of Eels!"
Did you know that the US government once tried to transplant east coast eels to California? Weird but true!
It's a fun story. Train loads of eels! Crashes! Loss! Pyrrhic victory!
So. Settle in, friends, for a thread about some well-trained eels. 1/8
Freshwater eels aren't native to the US Pacific Coast. All the eels in N. America come from the Sargasso Sea, & swim in waters that empty into the Atlantic or Gulf of Mexico.
There are lots of lampreys on the W. coast. But no native eels.
But they wanted some. Like you do. 2/8
So in 1873 the famous fisheries expert Livingston Stone, working for the US Fisheries Commission & the CA Fisheries Commission, got to work.
He got 1,500 eels from Martha Vineyard, & 40,000 eels from the Hudson River, put them in an "aquarium car" on a train, & headed west. 3/8
Do you have a broken down old horse you want to sell? Need to make it seem young again?
Then, friend, you need an eel! In medieval & early modern England, horse sellers practiced feaguing: inserting a live eel into the horse's rectum to get the animal to act more lively. 1/5
John Miton wrote about this in school, in 1628, saying that several of his skinny classmates would be good as horse suppositories. He said they'd make "scraggly horses...livelier and quicker than if they had ten live eels in their bellies.”
Classic stuff, Milton. 2/5
In later times eels went out of style, and horse sellers began to use ginger, instead. We still have the phrase "to ginger up" as a part of our popular lexicon.
This comes up a couple of times in Terry Pratchett's books (among other places).
Congrats! You're the King of England! And you love you some eels.
But...there's a problem. But it's the 1660s, & you've banned the import of foreign eels & you can't get enough English eels to satisfy you. So what do you do?
If you're Charles II of England...you cheat! 1/5
Charles & Parliament had banned foreign (mostly Dutch) eels in 1666. But there weren't any English eel merchants in London. If Charles wanted eels, they'd have to come from Holland!
The king was hungry.
So he ordered his fish purchaser, Walter Underhill, to make it happen. 2/5
At first Underhill bought cargo from captured Dutch ships. But this wasn't good enough. The crown needed more!
So in 1669 Charles ordered Underhill to go to Holland & "import eels for the supply of his Majesty’s Household."
All while average Londoners had to go without. 3/5
In 1200 CE, people in England paid 540,000+ eels in rent each year. That's a lot, right? RIGHT?
Yes. But.
Those were *just* the eels for rent. People were catching & eating LOTS more. In 1290, fishermen in the village of Ramsey caught 365,000 eels, above & beyond rent eels. 1/4
"Wait...what?!" you say. "No way."
Yes, way.
The 1290 lay subsidy roll recorded that 9 fishermen in Ramsey caught 115k eels, while the surrounding region was recorded as hauling in an additional 250k.
So...365,000 eels being caught each year in one small town. *At least.* 2/4
Lay subsidy rolls frequently *undervalued* property, & mostly captured surplus materials bound for regional and interregional trade.
So 365k eels is probably an undercount, & only captured those eels destined for markets in London, Lincoln, etc.
I had questions yesterday about eel smuggling. Questions like: "WFT?" & "Why? & "How?" So let's take a look.
Eel smuggling is maybe the biggest wildlife crime going. It's a c. 4 billion a year black market industry. Interpol has called it "Europe's ivory trade." 1/7
Eel is a popular food in Asia. But eels are endangered, & the demand can't be met locally anymore.
There's a legal trade from the US & other places. But that's not enough. The most ready source of eels is Europe, but since 2010 it's been illegal to export eels from the EU. 2/7
About one billion baby eels, called glass eels, come ashore in Europe each year. And between 1/4 & 1/3 of them are fished illegally, and smuggled to China.
How?
Well...often in bags, in suitcases. You can get 10s of thousands in a suitcase, & they sell for €1 per eel. 3/7
Did you know that the US government once tried to transplant east coast eels to California? Weird but true!
It's a fun story. Train loads of eels! Crashes! Loss! Pyrrhic victory!
So. Settle in, friends, for a thread about some well-trained eels. 1/8
Freshwater eels aren't native to the US Pacific Coast. All the eels in N. America come from the Sargasso Sea, & swim in waters that empty into the Atlantic or Gulf of Mexico.
There are lots of lampreys on the W. coast. But no native eels.
But they wanted some. Like you do. 2/8
So in 1873 the famous fisheries expert Livingston Stone, working for the US Fisheries Commission & the CA Fisheries Commission, got to work.
He got 1,500 eels from Martha Vineyard, & 40,000 eels from the Hudson River, put them in an "aquarium car" on a train, & headed west. 3/8