This has been sent to me by a close friend of BJP, which I believe has already gone viral. It's for you to take it seriously/ matter of humor or with a pinch of salt....
"*After BJP came to power*
❌IT raids are called Survey
❌Jobless is called Atmanirbhar
❌Selling PSU is called Monetization
❌Critics are called Anti National
❌Bootlicking is called Journalism
❌Farmers are called Terrorists
❌Writers, Poets & Social workers are called Urban Naxals
❌Blind followers are known as Bhakts
❌Statues & Temple building is called Vikas (Development)
❌LPG Cooking gas from Rs 400 to Rs 900 price rise is called "Contributing towards National Development"
❌ Not screaming "Bharat Mata ki Jai" at the top of your voice
means you are not Indian and must go to Pakistan
❌Not chanting praises to certain Gods means you can be lynched & trashed
❌ No money in people's pockets is called "Cashless Economy"
❌Covid19 can be beaten by banging plates &
spoons and celebrating Diwali in April by lighting diyas
And finally *"Mitroooon".*.......
❌Any mistake or untoward incident is called *"Nehru's* Fault"🤣
Now decide how much of *"Acche Din"* are we seeing?
....*ऐसे बदला है भारत*" #SundayHumourSpecial
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