Thread by @benjaminwittes

Very close race between @gtconway3d and @scottjshapiro for the #ShitPostOff Championship. There are still five hours to vote. Who will take the trophy? And what will the prize be? Right now, Scott is in the lead…. dogshirtdaily.com/p/who-will-tak…

But George has two million followers in his firehose. Will be blow Scott off his feet like a policeman facing an unarmed protester with a water cannon? Will Scott’s mob of violent exclusive legal positives rig the vote against him?
A lot can happen in five hours!

With four hours to go, the race has tightened!

With two hours remaining, @gtconway3d has taken the lead! Is this the end for @scottjshapiro?

.@gtconway3d is pulling away, as inclusive legal positivists worldwide come out of the woodwork to vote against @scottjshapiro.

The one hour to go, @scottjshapiro is closing the gap. Was @gtconway3d's lead a mere Red Mirage or can he hang on to win? There's still time vote...
dogshirtdaily.com/p/who-will-tak…

Whoa. @scottjshapiro has tied it up! With less than an hour to go, he and @gtconway3d are exactly tied.

And @scottjshapiro is back in the lead.

Not any more. @gtconway3d has tied it up again.

With less than an hour ago, these two great competitors are actually tied in #ShitPostOff2023. Will we go into extra innings?