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AKANBI: THE MAN WITH PACT WITH GREATNESS 02

'The President-Select' 😆
Selected by God and Elected by men.

The Greatest Nigerian Politician of all time. Awolowo yet stands as the greatest leader in my reckoning, a Title Asiwaju would claim as the best President.

Shall I begin?
It took Akanbi less than 2 years to become General Auditor, not to brag, but it may interest you that Bola ended up bossing the man who interviewed him. Success is only a matter of Luck, Ask any Failure. The exploits we see Asiwaju make in politics today, began yesterday as an
-Accountant. While IBB was in power and his perilous SAP programme had been launched, Bola wrote a 28 page audit report on how strengthen the financial base and treasury activities of the company, If you are in doubt, Akinyelure is still alive, Ask him. Another MD was posted to
-replace Erickson, Bob Parker he was called. Parker being familiar with the predicament that befell his predecessor applied wisdom in contrast to brawn. He said "Bola, Mr. Auditor, I am not here to fight you, but to work. Please let me know whatever you find about the corporation
A flea that perched on the scrotum of the elderly requires wisdom, hit roughly? You may hit the flea but at the cost of much more valued twin balls of Fertility. Akanbi's 28 page report would cause another earthquake. The report highlighted the weaknesses and Remedies. It
-unleashed a week of unrest within the system, respected administrators pacing back and forth with flowing ties in utter state of confusion. Till they eventually found their voice, and all those that mattered in the establishment, I mean, executives, treasurer and all those with
-titles that commanded respect summoned Bola to the Boardroom. 'Look, we weren't just confused for nothing, we were on hunt for capable hands to implement your valued recommendations but couldn't find. In the over 190 countries of the world, 6 continents and Antartica 😆, and we
-must confess, we considered negotiating with beings of other planets, but we now realize that none other can implement these recommendations better than you Bola.' And that was how Akanbi moved from being an auditor to the post of Treasurer. Bola demanded 48 hours to review the
-report and revert. I wonder what Bola was reviewing though, no be you write am? 😆. Akanbi demanded from Parker and Akinyelure free hand to implement whatever he considered appropriate without hindrance provided the company would benefit, ofcos it was granted. Who would argue
-with the Einstein of Accounting.. A corporate auditor was sent from London who observed the report and encouraged Akanbi to fire down in his new capacity as the Treasurer. Akanbi took full charge and as expected or may as unexpected...Alaye fired everybody in the Treasury Dept
, save only the stenographer. When Fashola said Bola was 'Sacker in Chief', he wasn't exaggeration. Dele Alake said, "Tinubu does not suffer fools gladly", my independent research also confirmed this. Those hoping to get an appointment from Asiwaju, it may be more curse than
-blessing o, except ofcos you are indeed resourceful, otherwise, someone's favorite child may not use 2 weeks in his new role as FG servant. Iku ya ju esin lo o. Akanbi brought in new hands from the audit department, people he's worked with and familiar with their competence.
A certain Adigun from Columbia University counted among them, a guy Bola himself considered very brilliant and together they recorded historic success. At this time, Mobil was located at the CMS Bookshop House on Broad street. Degenerating facility and no longer suitable for
-operations... What did Akandi do?
Shall I proceed??

Happy 71st Birthday
President-Elect Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Akanbi).

Those who disagree with your age, contrary to popular belief, Heaven isn't that far, they can go ask your Iyaloja General.

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