In the cold waters of the Pacific coast of the US & Canada are forests of giant kelp, Macrocystis pyrifera.
Under optimal conditions, they can grow as much as 2 feet (0.6 m) per day, to heights of 175 ft.
Let's talk about the weirdness of giant #kelp & how it can help us.
First, giant kelp isn't a plant. Nor is it animal or fungus: it's a protist, the odd category that includes a wide variety of unicellular & multicellular organisms.
As a protist, it follows different rules from plants: no roots, the whole organism is photosynthetic.
Because it's marine, it doesn't require structural polysaccharides & proteins to hold it up. Vascular structures used to transport fluid & food are minimal.
It's good at producing a lot of energy rich sugars, stored locally in tissues.
It's creates a whole ecological niche: it's food for everything from commensal fungus & bacteria to snails, sea urchins... which support apex predators like sea otters & fish.
Humans harvest ~150K tons of kelp for alginate, which we use in ice cream, toothpaste and lipstick.
The domestication of kelp for biofuels has great potential. Because kelp grows so fast, has so much sugar, it can be high yield for thermochemical liquefaction to biofuel.
Unlike terrestrial plant use, it doesn't displace food production, require fertilizer or fresh water.
Rather than occupying the natural intertidal zones, giant kelp can be grown artificially in open ocean on seeded ropes, optimizing growth rates & yields.
Added bonus, kelp absorbs dissolved CO2, elevating oxygen and pH levels in the surrounding area.
As a protist, kelp lacks lignin & structural polysaccharides, so it's easier to convert (lower energy input) & unharvested kelp in open ocean would sink to the ocean floor, sequestering carbon.
Research in this area is around optimizing growing rigs: "elevators" can move kelp lines up to catch sun during day, to deeper nutrient-rich waters at night.
Investigations are also underway to breeding optimal strains of Macrocystis pyrifera & microbiome optimization.
It's estimated that a "Utah-sized patch of ocean equal to just 0.13% of the Pacific Ocean could make enough kelp biofuel to replace 10% of the liquid petroleum consumed annually in the United States."
Famed population geneticist RA Fisher published this paper in 1936 taking Mendel to task for either concealing, cherry-picking, or omitting parts of his study of pea genetics.
1. The segregation ratios (as in 'Mendelian ratios') are too perfect. Actual observations are modified by noise and distortion, only land on the 3:1, 1:2:1 ratios in extremely large samples sizes of ideal, perfect genetic models.
I want to talk about the Map-Territory Relation in #science & why it matters to many topics in public perception of science.
It's what I think of when people insist that 'science says there are only two genders'.
Maybe you've seen this work by René Magritte, called "The Treachery of Images". The text translates: "this is not a pipe".
It's not. It's an IMAGE of a pipe. It only resembles an actual pipe in one very specific way, from a particular angle, in 2-D.
Like this PICTURE of a pipe, a scientific model or system of classification is by nature a SIMPLIFICATION.
British statistician George Box: "Essentially, all models are wrong, but some are useful. However, the approximate nature of the model must always be borne in mind."
But the most interesting story about Benjamin Franklin I've run across is the giant pit filled with human bones that was recently (1997) found in his basement.
Really.
A giant pit of human bones. The remains of at least 28 bodies. In his basement. Cut up with a saw.
Ben Franklin lived at 36 Craven Street in London (now the 'Benjamin Franklin House & Museum').
Workers doing renovations found the bones in a buried pit in the basement, remains including those of infants.
He had a special arrangement with a friend of a friend, William Hewson, now called the "Father of Hematology" for his discovery of blood composition and fibrin.
Hewson operated an "anatomy school" in Ben Franklin's garden (back yard) where students dissected cadavers.
He had an acknowledged illegitimate son, William, who was the last British governor of New Jersey & chief Loyalist, running pro-British military operations from his base in New York.
He died in exile. But HE had an illegitimate son...
William Temple Franklin was William's illegitimate son, born while William was in law school, London.
"Temple" accompanied his GRANDFATHER Benjamin & acted as his secretary, worked on Treaty of Paris where France recognized USA.
Brief return to US, then rest of life in France.
Temple had an illegitimate son, Théodore, but he died before the age of 5, and an illegitimate daughter, Ellen Franklin Hanbury, who was raised by HER grandfather William.
Ellen married but had no children, so this particular chain of Franklin Bastards reaches its end.
My hypothesis:
Humans invented hats because we were envious of the marvelous headgear in the animal world.
Let's talk about antlers, horns, ossicones & pronghorns.
#Antlers are shed & regrown every year, composed of bone that begins at a pedicle, base structure that remains after shedding. Antlers are extensions of the the skull.
Mechanism of growth similar to bone HEALING: cartilaginous tissue gives rise to bone coated in skin "velvet".
Antlers usually only form on males, with one exception: female reindeer grow shortened antlers, which may be functional for snow clearing, or challenge between females over scarce food resources.