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*Note: Not Professional Medical Advice!

One of the First Things You Should Do is Focus on Cleaning Out Your Small and Large Intestines.

Did You Know that After You Eat, Food Goes into a Very Long Pipe?

Your Small & Large Intestines can get as long as 20 Feet (6 meters)! Image
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If You EVER Experienced Constipation to Any Degree, Understand THIS:

You May Have 5-20 Lbs. of Solidified, Rotten Fecal Matter that was Caked onto the Intestinal Walls like a Stubborn Layer of Cement.

Over time, this Shxt Adds Up.

You May Have MORE than 20+ Lbs of Shxt💩 Photo Credit: https://www.g...
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Do You Know How Many People are Keying in 'Consiptation' in Google Every Month?

Over 300K+ in the English language. If we added up all the languages, the search volume will EASILY be in the MILLIONS.

Millions Around the World are Suffering from Constipation.

#constipation ImageImage
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I Will Teach You How to Clean Your Small & Large Intestines. 🔖Bookmark this Thread.

I've done this protocol 100s of times since 2019.

Ingredients:

- Water
- Fine Pink Salt
- Apple Cider Vinegar
- 3 Lemon/Limes Juice Squeezed or 1 Grapefruit Juice Squeezed
- Black Coffee Photo Credit: https://www.a...
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The Night before, finish dinner before 19:30

Next morning around 11:00 am on EMPTY Stomach, make this in Thermos:

- Add 1 Tbsp & 2 Tsp of Pink Salt
- Cut & Squeeze 3 Lemons/Limes
- Add 1/4 Cup ACV
- Add 3.5 cups of hot water. Stir.
- Add 2 cups of room temp water. Stir.
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1. Get another plastic bottle with 8+ cups of room-temperature water.

2. Sip the water, hold it in your mouth, then take a big gulp of the Thermos solution in 19/ and drink it down.

3. Sip on Black Coffee (Optional).

Repeat (1-3).

Goal: Finish the Thermos solution FIRST! Image
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THIS Protocol produces an Incredible Laxative Effect💩

Keep drinking the room temperature water when the poop transitions from solid --> liquid brown water.

This will help push out all the debris stuck in your small & large intestines.
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Get My Flagship Program Below where I Show You Step-by-Step How to Clean Your Digestive System:

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Next. This is an Unpopular Topic and Most People Do NOT Believe Me.

Want to Lose Weight? Kill Internal Parasites.

Did You Know that Parasites are Opportunistic Creatures that can make their way into your body through various means?

- Your Pets
- Contaminated Food/Water ImageImage
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Once inside the body, Parasites can Thrive and Reproduce.

Parasites can cause a range of symptoms:

- Fatigue
- Skin Rash or Hives
- Digestive Problems
- Bloating/Flatulence
- Neurological Issues
- Abnormal Weight Gain

Parasites EXIST In 1st World Countries.

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Tapeworms can reach up to 30 Feet Long inside Your GUT, causing Excruciating Abdominal Pain, Weight GAIN, and Constipation.

Different Tapeworms:

🐖 Taenia solium (Pork tapeworm)
🐄 Taenia saginata (Beef tapeworm)
🐟 Diphyllobothrium latum (Fish tapeworm) Photo Credit: https://www.l...
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Next. These Darn Pinworms are Nothing but Trouble.

These pesky critters love to take up residence in your large intestine, causing you to scratch your butt all night long. Photo Credit: https://healt...Photo Credit: https://www.m...
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Liver Flukes are parasitic worms that have the ability to infect various organs, including the liver and bile ducts, resulting in symptoms like abdominal pain, fever, and jaundice.

Even if you're vegan, understand that Liver Flukes can latch on to Raw Watercress. Photo Credit: https://byjus...Photo Credit: https://micro...
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Over 800 million people worldwide are infected with roundworms (Ascaris lumbricoides), which can result in a range of symptoms including abdominal pain, nausea, and malnutrition.

This parasite is commonly transmitted through the ingestion of contaminated food or water. Photo Credit: https://byjus...Photo Credit: https://today...
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You are at WAR with Parasites.



Warning: Viewer Discretion is Advised!

This Bodybuilder was Experiencing Constant BLOATING and HUNGER.

How Are You Going to Lose Weight When the Parasites are telling you to EAT ALL The Damn Time?
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Note: Not Professional Medical Advice!

Evaluate & Pick Up At LEAST 4 DIFFERENT herbs/meds.

Why Get So Many DIFFERENT Ones?

Different Herbs/Meds TARGET Different Parasites, thus increasing the likelihood of eliminating them.

You HAVE to WIN this Ongoing WAR💥💥 Image
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After you take these drugs/herbs, you will Eliminate A LOT of Internal Parasites☠️🪱☠️

Dead Parasites are Everywhere in your Digestive Tract.

You DO NOT want the Dead Carcasses just sitting around in your body!!

You MUST find a way to FLUSH Them OUT.

Scroll Up & READ 5/
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Ready to Enhance Your Gut Health & Eliminate Internal Parasites?

Take action now by downloading this Free PDF through the link provided below!

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Don't wait any longer!👇🏼👇🏼
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So you want that Summer Bod.

First, you eliminate internal parasites and clean up the digestive tract. THEN deal with nutrition & exercise.

Begin ⬇️⬇️

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