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• YOU go online/use cellphone gathering/providing information
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• The #CIA gathers Intel on your online/cellphone activities
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• YOU ARE A 2nd tier DATA ANALYST FOR THE CIA
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Silver lining:
• You get to make up a NARLY codename for yourself (your passwords)
• Plausible denialabilty for any crimes the #CIA is charged with
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Psst... the CIA's 5th Amendment is #nationalsecurity
YOU, have already joined THE PARTY

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