Thread by @qtyoonfi

#taegi au where

taehyung loses a bet and has to pretend to be jimin’s puppy. of course jimin milks this for all it’s worth and goes as far as taking him out in public.

while in the grocery store, taehyung is obediently sat beside jimin who’s browsing the cereal selection +

its then that he sees the cutest guy he’s ever seen. and fuck he’s really embarrassed, so, “jimin, hold on time out.”

“dogs don’t speak, tae.” jimin sings, taking his sweet time choosing which cereal he’ll take home.

the cute boy is walking closer, staring down at his phone.

“jimin.” taehyung hisses, “dude if you love me please let me get his number.”

“i’m sorry did you forget dogs can’t speak?” jimin waves him off.

taehyung is mortified, the cute boy is getting closer and here he is sitting down with a leash around his neck.

he grits his teeth and starts to get up.

“hey, sit.” jimin snaps, gaining the attention of the cute boy.

taehyung is mortified, he’s making a fool of himself in front of the cutest person he’s ever seen.

“bad boy—” jimin taunts, glancing over at the cute stranger who is frozen in place. “hello.”

“hi.” the cute boy coughs, “uhm.. cute dog?”

taehyung turns bright red.

“yeah he’s so cute right. he also thinks you are too but you know, dogs can’t ask for people’s numbers.”

the cute boy makes a face, “i can’t tell if this like a kink thing or a really weird prank.”

jimin laughs, “no, no he lost a bet.”

taehyung lowers his head, this is the worst day of his life.

after this encounter taehyung keeps running into the cute stranger, though he always escapes out of pure shame.