although called “Count” Dracula, no such honorific was used in any of the centuries Dracula was operating in Transylvania. As he himself says, he is “Boyar”, one of the aristocrats of the region. He also frequently signs his letters as “-D.”
THIS MFER’S NAME IS BOYAR D.
I can’t find any data on the meaning/origin of “Boiardi” but considering the variant “Boyardi” is also in the census data of the Romagna it’s very possible!
indeed, not only does Dracula do all the cooking in the castle (and Jonathan catches him making the bed), but Harker notes his roast chicken is “excellent”.
Jonathan Harker has a very low tolerance for spicy food (a paprika chicken dish eaten earlier almost briefly costs him his sanity) so perhaps chef Boyar D’s bland dishes are calibrated for the Victorian English palate?
descriptions of “Count” (Boyar) Dracula (“D”) are surprisingly rare in Stoker’s text but they frequently mention one crucial detail - his white moustache.
at novel’s end, Quincey Morris, an American, somehow successfully “kills” “Count” (Boyar) Dracula (“D”) with his bowie knife, and is himself “killed.”
On May 9th 1914, one “Ettore Boiardi” arrived at Ellis Island, and proceeded to build an American empire as “Chef Boyar D”.
no garlic
“may i come in???” CHILLING.
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3rd horseman is commonly called Famine, but he specifically does NOT blight crops, does not damage food. His weapon is the scales, and "destroys" not by weather or worm, but market manipulation.
A closer name might be "Inflation" or "Capital" or "Bread Fixing" or "Galen Weston."
i find it fascinating commentators/scholars are frequently puzzled about why Famine specifically does not damage the oil and the wine, because they take as given there is a blight happening. There isn't. Nothing is damaged - the goods are just priced out. It's the same thought.
The vision of John of Patmos's apocalyptic famine isn't a crop blighted to unwholesomeness by God; it's a world where there's plenty to eat, unspoiled, but no one can afford it.
a theremin is going absolutely crazy as we pan through CGI “streets” that would have been unconvincing in a cut scene from a video game that came free with your computer in 1997 (the movie is supposed to be 3D!) so this already rules
delighted to discover this theremin is not just for the opening it is HERE TO STAY and it is STRESSED in even the MILDEST OF SCENES
watching shit-tier DRACULA movies as deep-tissue self-care
the monk fell down a mountain ravine and cracked his head and his busted-up bloody head fell into the open mouth of a frozen dracula! that’s how you start a fourth sequel baby
it was britain in the sixties so it’s less beefcake and more of a yorkshire pudding