a guide to army twt inside jokes with respect to this picture
1. let's go for 6
i'm pretty sure many of you know about this one. using this drake gif has become a habit for us now since we use it to encourage others to increase streams, views, sales etc etc.
2. yoongi marry me
does this even need an explanation now? it initially started around 2021 when people used to constantly comment "yoongi marry me" when the members went live and somehow it always caught their attention and they'd say it out aloud. it became a thing after that.
3. iarchmybacula
basically it's i-arch-my-back-ula if u have trouble reading that. a nickname for taehyung from user kthpvt.
4. taechwita
bts performed daechwita at their sowoozoo concert and tae was cosplaying as a prisoner(?) and people started calling him taechwita after that and made a bunch of memes related to it. my fav was "spot taechwita"
5. hoseok dynamite cult
it was very similar to what we did for that one yoongi d-day concept photo recently. everyone changed their profile picture to this hoseok when dynamite concept pictures dropped.
6. jin condom scandal
pretty sure everyone knows this one. seokjin has a king sized condom pack in the background and there was also a news article about it.
back when jungkook met j*y pa*k, people trended this hashtag and even made edits that replaced jp cause we all don't like him.
8. carrotbunkoo aka yoongi's gf
hosted a space of them screaming bts lyrics and gained more that 50k listeners which was literally a whole new record back then. but they also got cancelled within the next 24 hours cause they were problematic.
9. hobi's purple airpods
so a while ago locals who got massive hit tweets used to promote this vibrator in the replies. so armys started using this hobi pic of him holding purple samsung earphones instead, for fun.
10. 20219
every time there's a bts comeback, this picture always makes it to the timeline.
11. daddy’s home
back when bts we’re announcing the grammy nominations and one of the songs was “daddy’s home” which was read by jin!
12. V! nuga nareul magado
taehyung’s very iconic line from the song “Jump” by bts. people still use this, to this day to crack jokes and even the members constantly keep singing it.
13. prince philip’s funeral service
when prince philip passed away, jimin was trending. people also made playlists like “bts songs that killed prince philip.”
14. ITS ON MOTHERFUCKA
user amourkoos made this prediction before the ON mv dropped and people still makes jokes before comebacks using these lines.
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15. my poor meow meow… my baby who hurt so much”
it’s a copy pasta that goes:
my poor meow meow...my baby my little baby who hurt so much but treats people with nothing but kindness forgive me for not being able to do more..i tried my best i really did..
16. 8th member
bts was asked something about having an 8th member and they instantly said they would probably hate it so armys made jokes like this
17. day 8 of no orgasm
i feel like everyone knows this, but if you don’t this is where it originated from lmao
btsaeso was one of the most well known streamers on army twt and this trended when they left
19. parkjiminswhore
lmao so this user has seen bts soooo many times and they also were able to secure barricade spots at concerts a lot so yeah they were famous for that and their watermark for all their HQ photos and clips
20. hourly slime/clay/chalk
back in 2021 ig, just like how we have hourly accounts for idols, hourly accounts for things like slime, clay and chalk started and it was super trippy
21. bts tiktok hacked
someone hacked bts’s tiktok and posted this video in 2021
22. crazy for myself
during persona era, with reference to taehyung’s iconic line “crazy for myself” from the track “Home” many jokes were made
23. today i present to you THIS seokjin
back when people would say this and drop throwback pictures of seokjin. literally everyone was doing it, so it became quite popular.
24. click clack chelsea boots
someone wrote on weverse about how they were sorry for watching the concert illegally and jimin comforted them. so from this armys started making jokes that jimin would defend qdeoks (one of army twt’s well known streamers) as their lawyer since++
++ bighit had taken down their stream and displayed this jail picture and informed that they’d be taking legal action against them.
25. sugar 93 hoodie
only this video can explain it
26. i will protect you
jungkook is going to protect u
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27. no pants sasaeng
crazy psychotic bitchass stalker who wasn’t wearing pants, follows bts in airports, on their private schedules and even books the same flights as them. there’s a rumor that she got arrested at the rosebowl concert but i’m not quite sure about that.
28. jtbc breaks into bb
a reporter from jtbc snuck into the bighit building to find something against bts and spread rumors that bts was apparently going to sue bighit.
29. corpse/ army donation tweet
this was literal hell tbh idk
30. “i started taking mood stabilizers and i’m not obsessed with bts anymore”
the “still love them though 💜” takes me out for some reason
31. melanie fontana
so this woman and her husband falsely claimed all writing credits of taehyung’s “Sweet Night” so they were both rightfully dragged by armys and they were complaining about it. big fanbases like bcd told them to shut up lmao.
32. arikook edit
jungkook went to ariana’s concert and she posted a picture of them on her instagram which looked like an edit so people were mad confused if it was real or not.
33. namgi “you like that baby?”
this was so funny 😭😭😭
basically it started from the first tweet and it’s the brain script that translated to “All Night” many times. i recently saw a joke about this on the timeline again.
34. jimin/jeongyeon beef
this was so long ago when people would make jokes about how there was probably some beef bw jimin and a twice memeber jeongyeon cause during a couple of interviews or award shows they’d look at each other oddly
35. jk eating apple controversy
when jungkook posted this video locals were really pissed and butthurt that such a simple video of a man eating an apple had gained soooo many views.
36. tae getting kicked out of fan cafe
tae was in a non-talking fan cafe gc where communication was supposed to be only thru pics and emoticons, but he kept texting on the group which was breaking the rules, so he got kicked out
37. hello army i an army too delete that 💜
I STILL USE THIS IRONICALLY LMAO
38. “i fucking do not care”
also i just wanna say this image is not mine and i honestly feel like the hierarchy of it is not that great and i also feel like it’s missing so many other funny jokes 😭 all i’m doing is explaining the jokes listed, that’s it!
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80. y’all want prove?
this army was scamming people by faking GAs and lying about online concert tickets. when they got exposed they had a mental breakdown on the timeline and then deactivated
hosted a space of them screaming bts lyrics and gained more that 50k listeners which was literally a whole new record back then. but they also got cancelled within the next 24 hours cause they were problematic.
9. hobi's purple airpods
so a while ago locals who got massive hit tweets used to promote this vibrator in the replies. so armys started using this hobi pic of him holding purple samsung earphones instead, for fun.
10. 20219
every time there's a bts comeback, this picture always makes it to the timeline.