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1. let's go for 6

i'm pretty sure many of you know about this one. using this drake gif has become a habit for us now since we use it to encourage others to increase streams, views, sales etc etc. Image
2. yoongi marry me

does this even need an explanation now? it initially started around 2021 when people used to constantly comment "yoongi marry me" when the members went live and somehow it always caught their attention and they'd say it out aloud. it became a thing after that.
3. iarchmybacula

basically it's i-arch-my-back-ula if u have trouble reading that. a nickname for taehyung from user kthpvt. Image
4. taechwita

bts performed daechwita at their sowoozoo concert and tae was cosplaying as a prisoner(?) and people started calling him taechwita after that and made a bunch of memes related to it. my fav was "spot taechwita" ImageImageImageImage
5. hoseok dynamite cult

it was very similar to what we did for that one yoongi d-day concept photo recently. everyone changed their profile picture to this hoseok when dynamite concept pictures dropped. ImageImage
6. jin condom scandal

pretty sure everyone knows this one. seokjin has a king sized condom pack in the background and there was also a news article about it. Image
7. #jkhostagesituation

back when jungkook met j*y pa*k, people trended this hashtag and even made edits that replaced jp cause we all don't like him. ImageImage
8. carrotbunkoo aka yoongi's gf

hosted a space of them screaming bts lyrics and gained more that 50k listeners which was literally a whole new record back then. but they also got cancelled within the next 24 hours cause they were problematic. ImageImageImage
9. hobi's purple airpods

so a while ago locals who got massive hit tweets used to promote this vibrator in the replies. so armys started using this hobi pic of him holding purple samsung earphones instead, for fun. ImageImage
10. 20219

every time there's a bts comeback, this picture always makes it to the timeline. Image
11. daddy’s home

back when bts we’re announcing the grammy nominations and one of the songs was “daddy’s home” which was read by jin!
12. V! nuga nareul magado

taehyung’s very iconic line from the song “Jump” by bts. people still use this, to this day to crack jokes and even the members constantly keep singing it.
13. prince philip’s funeral service

when prince philip passed away, jimin was trending. people also made playlists like “bts songs that killed prince philip.” ImageImage
14. ITS ON MOTHERFUCKA

user amourkoos made this prediction before the ON mv dropped and people still makes jokes before comebacks using these lines. Image
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15. my poor meow meow… my baby who hurt so much”

it’s a copy pasta that goes:

my poor meow meow...my baby my little baby who hurt so much but treats people with nothing but kindness forgive me for not being able to do more..i tried my best i really did..
16. 8th member

bts was asked something about having an 8th member and they instantly said they would probably hate it so armys made jokes like this ImageImageImageImage
17. day 8 of no orgasm

i feel like everyone knows this, but if you don’t this is where it originated from lmao Image
18. #thankyoubtsaeso

btsaeso was one of the most well known streamers on army twt and this trended when they left
19. parkjiminswhore

lmao so this user has seen bts soooo many times and they also were able to secure barricade spots at concerts a lot so yeah they were famous for that and their watermark for all their HQ photos and clips ImageImage
20. hourly slime/clay/chalk

back in 2021 ig, just like how we have hourly accounts for idols, hourly accounts for things like slime, clay and chalk started and it was super trippy
21. bts tiktok hacked

someone hacked bts’s tiktok and posted this video in 2021

22. crazy for myself

during persona era, with reference to taehyung’s iconic line “crazy for myself” from the track “Home” many jokes were made ImageImageImageImage
23. today i present to you THIS seokjin

back when people would say this and drop throwback pictures of seokjin. literally everyone was doing it, so it became quite popular.
24. click clack chelsea boots

someone wrote on weverse about how they were sorry for watching the concert illegally and jimin comforted them. so from this armys started making jokes that jimin would defend qdeoks (one of army twt’s well known streamers) as their lawyer since++ ImageImage
++ bighit had taken down their stream and displayed this jail picture and informed that they’d be taking legal action against them.
25. sugar 93 hoodie

only this video can explain it
26. i will protect you

jungkook is going to protect u Image
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27. no pants sasaeng

crazy psychotic bitchass stalker who wasn’t wearing pants, follows bts in airports, on their private schedules and even books the same flights as them. there’s a rumor that she got arrested at the rosebowl concert but i’m not quite sure about that. ImageImageImageImage
28. jtbc breaks into bb

a reporter from jtbc snuck into the bighit building to find something against bts and spread rumors that bts was apparently going to sue bighit.
29. corpse/ army donation tweet

this was literal hell tbh idk ImageImageImageImage
30. “i started taking mood stabilizers and i’m not obsessed with bts anymore”

the “still love them though 💜” takes me out for some reason Image
31. melanie fontana

so this woman and her husband falsely claimed all writing credits of taehyung’s “Sweet Night” so they were both rightfully dragged by armys and they were complaining about it. big fanbases like bcd told them to shut up lmao. ImageImage
32. arikook edit

jungkook went to ariana’s concert and she posted a picture of them on her instagram which looked like an edit so people were mad confused if it was real or not. ImageImageImage
33. namgi “you like that baby?”

this was so funny 😭😭😭
basically it started from the first tweet and it’s the brain script that translated to “All Night” many times. i recently saw a joke about this on the timeline again. ImageImageImageImage
34. jimin/jeongyeon beef

this was so long ago when people would make jokes about how there was probably some beef bw jimin and a twice memeber jeongyeon cause during a couple of interviews or award shows they’d look at each other oddly
35. jk eating apple controversy

when jungkook posted this video locals were really pissed and butthurt that such a simple video of a man eating an apple had gained soooo many views.
36. tae getting kicked out of fan cafe

tae was in a non-talking fan cafe gc where communication was supposed to be only thru pics and emoticons, but he kept texting on the group which was breaking the rules, so he got kicked out ImageImage
37. hello army i an army too delete that 💜

I STILL USE THIS IRONICALLY LMAO Image
38. “i fucking do not care” Image
also i just wanna say this image is not mine and i honestly feel like the hierarchy of it is not that great and i also feel like it’s missing so many other funny jokes 😭 all i’m doing is explaining the jokes listed, that’s it! Image
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